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kwak zzr
09-01-07, 10:51 PM
but at 7 o'clock tonight i knocked my fireplace off the wall and all the plaster dildo rail then proceeded to strip the room of its wall paper :? seemed a good idea at the time but now it just looks a mess :?
but at 7 o'clock tonight i knocked my fireplace off the wall and all the plaster dildo rail then proceeded to strip the room of its wall paper :? seemed a good idea at the time but now it just looks a mess :?
U rated forum please :twisted:
Would you be referring to your dado rail per chance?
DarrenSV650S
09-01-07, 11:20 PM
dildo rail
:laughat: and just WHAT were you thinking about when you typed this kwak :?: :smt046
Biker Biggles
09-01-07, 11:28 PM
There's a joke here somewhere about stoking the fire while looking at the mantelpiece,but I can't quite think of it just now. :wink:
There's a joke here somewhere about stoking the fire while looking at the mantelpiece,but I can't quite think of it just now. :wink:
yup, just need to work that ***** rail in there somewhere :oops:
New 1960s style decorating trend alert :oops:
454697819
10-01-07, 07:45 AM
sympathies... i did the same but with my entire house... :cry:
sympathies... i did the same but with my entire house... :cry:
WHAT... you knocked your house down with a dildo :shock:
sympathies... i did the same but with my entire house... :cry:
WHAT... you knocked your house down with a dildo :shock:
Must have done it by hand...........
Fizzy Fish
10-01-07, 10:43 AM
but at 7 o'clock tonight i knocked my fireplace off the wall and all the plaster dildo rail then proceeded to strip the room of its wall paper :? seemed a good idea at the time but now it just looks a mess :?
that's exactly what i did to my house on new year's eve. and it still looks a mess now :lol:
(without the dildo though i should add...)
northwind
10-01-07, 10:50 AM
Reminds me of the time I took my tent down at 3am while drunk, without fully thinking through issues like, "Where will I sleep". No sex toys were involved, though.
454697819
10-01-07, 12:42 PM
sympathies... i did the same but with my entire house... :cry:
WHAT... you knocked your house down with a dildo :shock:
sort of, but i did make a right see you next Tuesday of it :lol:
kwak zzr
10-01-07, 02:53 PM
:oops: :oops: :oops: lets just say its a good job i know a plasterer whos going to do the ***** sorry whole lot for nowt as long as i tile his kitchen :wink:
_Stretchie_
10-01-07, 07:26 PM
sympathies... i did the same but with my entire house... :cry:
WHAT... you knocked your house down with a dildo :shock:
WHOA.....
He must live with Harry Lonsdale, AKA HATCHET HARRY
http://upload5.postimage.org/180370/Hatchet.jpg (http://upload5.postimage.org/180370/photo_hosting.html)
:oops: :oops: :oops: lets just say its a good job i know a plasterer whos going to do the ***** sorry whole lot for nowt as long as i tile his kitchen :wink:
At it again Kwak? paying for services. :shock:
kwak zzr
10-01-07, 11:11 PM
:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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