my birthday !!

[Quiff Wichard]

its my 40th !!!


on
Sunday !!



Hheeellllppp !!


any advice?

[the_runt69]

Get pxssxd

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[Stingo]

:lol: Happy Sunday Birthday!! What he ^^^^^ said!!

[Scoobs]

any advice?

Top yourself you old fogey.

[the white rabbit]

its my 40th !!!


on
Sunday !!



Hheeellllppp !!


any advice?

I'm approaching mine. Worst for me was 35. The seemed old. Since then its all fine. Anyway let me know what happens. You suddenly wake up with a huge beer belly, that kind of thing. :lol:

[tricky]

I'm approaching mine. Worst for me was 35. The seemed old. Since then its all fine. Anyway let me know what happens. You suddenly wake up with a huge beer belly, that kind of thing. :lol:

I know what you mean, 35 was bad, 36 was worse, 37 was worse still.
I did meet someone the other day who thought I was only in my late 20's so I suppose it can't be that bad.

Happy Birthday for Sunday Quiff, the slippers and cardy are in the post :wink:

[mattSV]

Happy Birthday for Sunday you old git :wink:

[timwilky]

Get a hairnet to catch the falling crowning glory. A bottle of Gecian 2000 for what remains.

You thought sex stopped when you get married. At 40 forget it completely as you dare not risk your back. Modern motorcycle are now too fast and dangerous. so I suggest you hark back to a more relaxed age of motorcyling and relearn kick starts. A BSA bantam or a Tiger Cub would now be a more suitable bike for an old codger.

Then again, you can learn from the few of us who insist on growing old disgracefully. Just don't stop to let 40 catch up with you and dread the arrival of 50 instead.


Happy birthday you young pup

[Tomcat]

Happy birthday you old g*t! I felt it when I turned 30, not done 35 yet but not looking forward to it. When other half turned 40 recently I hated it! Makes him sound old, when he doesn't seem it


Have a good one bud :wink:

[Viney]

its my 40th !!!


on
Sunday !!



Hheeellllppp !!


any advice?


Take Philosan(sp?)
Drink Sanatogen
Wear Rubber pants
Use a Zimmer frame
Install a Stair lift
Retire
Lie about your age
Have a midlife crisis
Cry
Worry about the future
Increase your pension
Get laid

erm...HTH :lol:

[tigersaw]

Been there done that.
I didn't feel any different, but my dad looked older.

[Mogs]

That's 21,024,000 minutes.

Now 40 seems such a low number - Happy Birthday!

[Spiderman]

That's 21,024,000 minutes.

Now 40 seems such a low number - Happy Birthday!

Well in that case happy 21,024,000 minutes Quiff!! :lol: Have a good day you old fogey ;)

[Quiff Wichard]

cheers for the advice kids ..


I must say when it hits sat morning and its birthday eve I aint gonna be happy..


Viney- I wear rubber pants already !...


thank you for your .. errr-- help all of you..

[Ed]

Mid life crisis? Get a motorbike :D

[northwind]

It'd be wise to invest now in a tasteful headstone :)

[kwak zzr]

happy birthday for sunday Mr Quiffster! i'll buy you a burger at the stormy!! :D

[hovis]

:laughat: 40

ps happy birthday

[Baldyman]

Gowanhhhhhhhhhhh, you whippersnapper, stop whining and live it :)

Happy birthday mate, will there be lots of photos perchance?

[Peter Henry]

Only a complete **** would have the misfortune to have been born on such a day in such a month! ( :wink: ) U know what am saying Quiffy? :D

[Quiff Wichard]

no pics--

planning on stayin in bed all day feelin sorry for meself

[CoolGirl]

Can't give you any advice I'm afraid, but let me know how it turns out as it's my turn next year :shock:

Whatever happens, here's hoping it's good x