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Post up ya fav film quotes and the film they are from.
Not so much a quote, but the "you're a funny man" scene from Good Fellas.
Can't post it here as there is a lot of cussin' in it. Quality though.
although tis has been done b4, i am willing to play
Rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks........
pump up the volume
Prison governor: "I say, isn't that that comedian fellow over there? You know...... Jimmy Tarbrush..?"
Fletcher: "It's buck, sir..........buck...."
Prison governor: "Ah yes, that's it........Buck Tarbrush"
Lock Stock...
Whats his face collins the Irish boxer when he's on the door before the card game.
"You hold on to your tongue, and i'll hold on to my patience"
Quality :D
TOP GUN
" I feel the need, the need for speed"
8)
'Smithy, oh Smithy'
Anyone tell me where that's from?
It's from 'Random Harvest', a terrific 1942 B&W wartime feelgood film. When Greer Garson clicks the garden gate shut at the end and suddenly Smithy (Ronald Colman) regains his memory. Pass the Kleenex :smt089
poisonidea
15-01-07, 09:47 AM
"Happy birthday Paulie"
-Rocky 4 (you need the song really tho)
poisonidea
15-01-07, 09:48 AM
--sorry couldn't figure out how to delete the repeat post :smt117 <-how random is that though lol
Luckypants
15-01-07, 10:03 AM
"Experience this, you @sshole!" - Burt Reynolds at the wedding fight scene in Semi-Tough - poor film, but absolutely class line. :D
timwilky
15-01-07, 10:39 AM
watched it again last night
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore from the surfing scene of Apocolypse now
DanDare
15-01-07, 10:52 AM
How do you shoot the devil in the back?...........What if you miss?
Usual Suspects
"You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls**t; you can be mine."
:thumbsup:
northwind
15-01-07, 11:09 AM
"I might be a b*****d, but I'm not a ******* b******d."
From Dusk Till Dawn.
Peter Henry
15-01-07, 11:18 AM
"I'm not here to S++k your d++k Stanley." Halle Berry in Swordfish. :P
Heartbreak Ridge:
(Highway) Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!
:lol:
... And many, many more...
a quote from sir vinny jones in lock stock, and one i often use in the workplace when given quotes by potential suppliers...
"i'll put that first answer down to shock..."
"Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
"Well, I haven't killed you yet"
And of of course
"I'm too old for this ****!"
Lethal Weapon
DanDare
15-01-07, 12:17 PM
This ship is f****d!
Sean Pertwee , Event Horizon
"Theres no way, nooooo way that you come from my loins - when we get home Im gonna slap your momma"
Sheriff Beauford T Justice - Smokey and the Bandit
:D
husky03
15-01-07, 12:42 PM
"Are you queer?Do you suck D**k?-Your the kind of guy who'd f**k somone up the ass and not even have the goddam common curtisy to give him a reach around"-
and
"The best part of you ran down your mammas leg and left a brown stain on the mattress"
Full metal jacket -the barrack room scene introductions.
Sorry if there a bit to much for some but- hey I like them!
husky :D
If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust?
If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust?
Con Air. :lol:
If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust?
Con Air. :lol:
Best one in that aside from "Make a move and the bunny gets it":
"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
"I'm DEA, d'you know what the **** that means?
It means you're the most crooked nigger on the plane!"
:D
Steve H
15-01-07, 02:21 PM
"A man's gotta do something for a living"
"Dying ain't much of a living boy"
Clint Eastwood in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'
Not a massive Eastwood fan, but a great movie line.
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten"
The Wolf - Pulp Fiction
:D
UlsterSV
15-01-07, 02:41 PM
Heartbreak Ridge:
(Highway) Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!
:lol:
... And many, many more...
Too many to quote but here's a couple more...
"Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the 'I just pumped the neighbour's cat' look on your face."
"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."
:smt044
Also what about this one from Starship Troopers:
"Goddamn bugs whacked us Johnny"
Gets me every time :lol:
Sid Squid
15-01-07, 02:57 PM
Butch: You know, when I was kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero.
Sundance: Well, it's too late now.
And, (must only be repeated in a broad Dublin accent):
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr: What did he want?
Jimmy Rabbitte: The Lord sent him.
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr: Wha', on a fookin' Suzuki?
And:
Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.
I'm black and I'm proud.
Or should that be:
Oim black and oim proud?
"Ok lads, its a very difficult job which means we are gonna have to work as a team, and that means, you'll do everything i say"
Charlie Croker - Italian Job
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Charlie Croker - Italian Job
"By the power investied in me, i comendhheere this veehicle and all those persons within it....and that means you smartarse"
Sheriff J W Pepper - Lie and let die
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
"Thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard"
The main bloke and bird in Tourqe
Let off some steam....... Bennett.
commando
:wink:
Mr Toad
15-01-07, 03:43 PM
"I'll be back"
"Hasta La Vista, Baby"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"Trust Me"
"I need a Vacation"
"I need your clothes, boots and motorcycle"
"You forgot to say please"
all courtesy of the Governor of California, or The Terminator as he was known in the good old days
I also like the quite from Toy Story
"To Infinity . . . and Beyond"
"We're gonna need guns....lots of guns"
Neo - Matrix
"and theres you running around thinking you're some movie star called Roger Moore"
The jewish woman talking to Roger moore in the Canonball run
One of my favourite film quotes is also the only joke I can ever remember...
"This guy walks into a pub with a dog under his arm. He goes up to the bar, puts the dog on it and sits down. The Barman's thinking what the f**k is going on here when the dog turns round to him and says..."
... and that's because there's no punchline. :oops:
Then there's:
"Any questions?"
"Yeah Sarge, how do I get out of this chicken-**** outfit?"
"You gonna shoot me?"
"Yeah, I was kinda thinking about it."
"So what you got?"
"About half a clip. You?"
"I got one round."
glsuk1970
15-01-07, 04:49 PM
"Dodge this" - Trinity, The Matrix.
northwind
15-01-07, 05:08 PM
"Something I could never stomach about Santa Carla... too many damn vampires"
"What do you use for a jock strap? A peanut shell and a rubber band?"
tinpants
15-01-07, 06:08 PM
Heartbreak Ridge:
(Highway) Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it!
:lol:
... And many, many more...
Quote error rectified. Carry on.
"You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up." :lol:
"Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers." 8)
Tremors
northwind
15-01-07, 08:17 PM
"What sort of fuse is that?"
"Cannon fuse"
"What do you use that for?"
"My cannon"
But, and I'm embarrassed that I didn't mention this before:
"What the **** is this?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
trickywoos
15-01-07, 08:50 PM
Was going to do the top gun quotes, but there's also
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
Was going to do the top gun quotes, but there's also
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
Dr Rich shoulda thougt of that one 8)
I don't quite see how you can cherrish the memory of the dead by killing another million. This is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a ****ing idiot.
The Basket
15-01-07, 09:24 PM
Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he ***** his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
Phonebooth
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
A few good men
Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country
Patton
"What the **** is this?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
Now that is a truly brilliant film.
The Big Lebowski.
Sid Squid
15-01-07, 10:18 PM
But, and I'm embarrassed that I didn't mention this before:
"What the **** is this?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
Quality film. Had to go and have a root around for this one 'cos I couldn't remember exactly how it went, but, from the same film:
Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
weazelz
15-01-07, 10:24 PM
Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh^t like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: you eat pieces of sh^t for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
"Gonna need a bigger boat"
"Get away from her you B^&%h"
trickywoos
15-01-07, 10:54 PM
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
Sid Squid
15-01-07, 11:05 PM
Bond, James Bond.
How cool is that? Still a blinder of a line.
Tiger 55
16-01-07, 08:05 AM
I don't quite see how you can cherrish the memory of the dead by killing another million. This is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a f*cking idiot.
Gentlemen. Welcome to The Rock.
amnesia
16-01-07, 08:17 AM
"Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"
What were they thinking when they wrote THAT??? :D
Or possibly...
"Charlie don't surf!"
Ace stuff from Flash Gordon and Apocolypse Now.
Not a film quote but....
"I love it when a plan comes together"
George Peppard as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith in "The A-Team"
:D
svpilot
16-01-07, 01:53 PM
So many... but what about
"He checks his sanity with a stop-watch."
"What do you check your's with? A dipstick?"
Blue Thunder
Tiger 55
16-01-07, 04:21 PM
Lymangood.
Outstanding!
Mr Toad
16-01-07, 05:01 PM
We are the dyslexic Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.
. . . well that's what I think they said 8)
northwind
16-01-07, 07:00 PM
I don't quite see how you can cherrish the memory of the dead by killing another million. This is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a f*cking idiot.
That was a great line, one of Connery's finest in fact. The respect building up to the insult.
You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.
Snakes on a plane!!! :D
Warthog
16-01-07, 09:50 PM
Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh^t like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: you eat pieces of sh^t for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
Happy Gilmore is SO full of good quotes!
The other film made consistently out of great quotes is Withnail and I.
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.
• I feel like a pig shat in my head.
• I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
• I want something's flesh.
• Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
• I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.
• I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder."
To name but a few. Only great if you know and love the film I suppose! If you don't know it, WATCH IT!!
Ablazze
16-01-07, 10:11 PM
Lets not start sucking each others D**cks just yet gentlemen The Wolf - Pulp Fiction
Why am i on Brain detail Jools - Pulp Fiction
Zeds Dead baby, Zeds dead - Bruce Willis char - Pulp fiction
Jas...
p.s i do watch other films by the way :)
I'm rejuvenated, rehabilited, reassimilated, and it didn't take no 15 years like your honor said!
Carlito's Way
tinpants
17-01-07, 08:35 AM
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again"
Bricktop (Alan Ford) from Snatch. 8)
Loads of top quotes in that film as well
: Any of you ****ing *****s move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!
sombody had to post it,it was bound to happen sooner or later
Tiger 55
17-01-07, 09:58 AM
Is this heaven?
No, it's Iowa.
--
From Field of Dreams, which is not about baseball...
UlsterSV
17-01-07, 10:32 AM
"****...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."
Willard, Apocalypse Now.
"I want you to take him out. Right out."
"What, to Dorking?"
"Oh my god, it's a Bedford Rascal!"
"This bottle appears to be broken. Do you have another one? Exactly like it, only full."
Courtesy of Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.
Then of course there's the whole Dicks, ********s and Pussy speech from Team America - which I'm sure can be Googled by the curious. :wink:
Oh yeah, and "Nothing may scare the Sarge, but three pages of unbroken dialogue sure as hell scares Sean Pertwee." From the commentary to Dog Soldiers when talking about the Sarge's 'Eddie Oswald' speech.
"Bathroom?" Delivered in the best plummy English accent an Irishman has ever produced (also Dog Soldiers).
The Blues Brothers
Elwood: Oh no.
Jake: What the f**k was that?
Elwood: The motor. We've thrown a rod.
Jake: Is that serious?
Elwood: Yup.
OR
Its 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas and half a packet of cigarettes. It’s dark and we’re wearing sun glasses Hit it. 8)
All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
40 year old virgin.
More lock stock.
Tom - "It's a deal it's a steal..it's the sale of the f*****g century"
or
Barry the Baptist - "Norvern munkies"
and the all time classic from Rory Breaker
"Is this some white c**** joke that black c**** dont get? cos if it is nic-o-las i aint f*****g laughin"
"I say we take off and nuke the place from orbit. I mean, it's the only way to be sure."
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."
And of course, "Game over man. Game over."
This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!
fatty lewis ...twin town
Quiff Wichard
21-01-07, 09:04 PM
"casey ryback?? casey rybacks on that train? "
"who's casey Ryback? "
"ONLY THE BEST GODDAM MARINE YOU EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE ".
..................... UNDER SIEGE 30000
"DID YOU CALL THE CODE RED? "
"YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID "
"CRYSTAL "
A FEW GOOD MEN .?
AND ITS NOT A LINE BUT I HAVE READ THIS THREAD AND WATCHED RAMBO LAST NIGHT AND RIGHT A THE END- HE LOOKS ACROSS AT ONE OF THE POW'S HE RESCUED AND THE BEDRAGGLED SKELETAL FIGURE MANAGES TO RAISE A WEARY HAND IN TO A SALUTE-- ITS NOT A LINE- BUT ITS CLASS !!...
OH AND ANOTHER- now I know its good but I dont know it.. its in groundhog day ... when he comes down in th ehotel and the lndlady says the same thing to him on the mornin he realises and he says something right funny to her-- and i cant remember what it is.. so if u got it- tell me
Beaniebike
21-01-07, 09:56 PM
"He's not the messiah - He's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian.
james160987
21-01-07, 09:57 PM
put the gun down, and get me a pack of tropical fruit bub-a-licious..........
and some skittles
badboys
El Saxo
21-01-07, 10:29 PM
That's it! I' have had enough with these motherf***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane!!
Guess what film I watched this afternoon? :lol:
Dysparunia
21-01-07, 11:22 PM
"See, there's three kinds of people: d***s, pu****s, and as*****s. Pu****s think everyone can get along, and d***s just wanna f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your as****s, Chuck. And all the as*****s want is to s**t all over everything! So, pu****s may get mad at d***s once in a while, because... pu****s get ****ed by d***s. But d***s also-f**k-as*****s, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the as*****s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d**k and your pu**y all covered in s**t!"
Now thats a whole lot of stars, and one of the funniest monologues I've ever heard.
Tiger 55
22-01-07, 07:59 AM
OH AND ANOTHER- now I know its good but I dont know it.. its in groundhog day ... when he comes down in th ehotel and the lndlady says the same thing to him on the mornin he realises and he says something right funny to her-- and i cant remember what it is.. so if u got it- tell me
On the first day:
"Will you be checking out today Mr Connors?"
"Chance of departure today 100%"
The next day:
"Will you be checking out today Mr Connors?"
"Chance of departure today 80......75, 80%.."
On the day he actually knows (because he was arrested but doesn't wake up in prison) he answers all her questions before she asks him so she doesn't get a word in and then asks:
"Was there a State official looking for me this morning? Hat? Nightstick? Gun?"
"No. Should there have been?"
"Apparently not."
And he smiles...
Sid Squid
22-01-07, 12:26 PM
From The Last King Of Scotland:
Ugandan Woman on Bus: "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?"
Nicholas Garrigan: "No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them."
From The Last King Of Scotland:
Ugandan Woman on Bus: "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?"
Nicholas Garrigan: "No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them."
Have you seen it yet?
Worth watching?
Sid Squid
22-01-07, 12:42 PM
From The Last King Of Scotland:
Ugandan Woman on Bus: "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?"
Nicholas Garrigan: "No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them."
Have you seen it yet? Yes.
Worth watching? Yes.
From The Last King Of Scotland:
Ugandan Woman on Bus: "Do you have monkeys in Scotland?"
Nicholas Garrigan: "No, but if we did we'd probably deep fry them."
Have you seen it yet? Yes.
Worth watching? Yes.
Most. Succinct. Review. Ever.
your only suposed to blow the BLOODY DOORS ORF ! ! !
:smt073
Tiger 55
31-01-07, 10:23 AM
Kind of makes you wish you joined the submarine service don't it?
We Were Soldiers
Peter Henry
31-01-07, 10:29 AM
"Hoewm" E.T. :lol:
BernardBikerchick
31-01-07, 02:19 PM
SUCK MY D!CK
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Batman
SUCK MY D!CK
GI Jane?
do i have to ? :shock:
BernardBikerchick
31-01-07, 02:43 PM
SUCK MY D!CK
GI Jane?
yeap
BernardBikerchick
31-01-07, 02:44 PM
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Batman
'i always ask that of all my prey, i just like the sounds of it'
Peter Henry
31-01-07, 02:52 PM
SUCK MY D!CK
OH boy looks like there is a surprise waiting for someone! (VY):shock: :shock:
northwind
31-01-07, 02:52 PM
"who's casey Ryback? "
"I thought I told you to stay put"
"Well, I figured the only safe place on this boat is right behind you"
Something like that, anyway :)
DanDare
31-01-07, 02:57 PM
Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
"It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this."
Ghost Dog: Way Of The Samurai
creamerybutter
31-01-07, 03:22 PM
First off how do to those who wondered where I had been....
*tumble weed rolls by*
There are loads of ace quotes but a couple of my faves:
Dusk till Dawn:
Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f**k how crazy they are!
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you f**king are!
Serinity:
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then........explode.
Tiger 55
31-01-07, 04:34 PM
Serenity!
Mal - "Do you want to run this ship?"
Jayne - "Yes!"
Mal - "Well..............you can't."
northwind
31-01-07, 08:52 PM
Firefly/Serenity
"While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!"
"What? And risk my new ship?"
Though I think that's maybe from the TV series.
Rossi_C
31-01-07, 10:06 PM
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!!!" . . . . . classic!!!
Bill Paxton (Private Hudson)
Aliens (1986)
Tiger 55
01-02-07, 10:27 AM
Any questions?
Yeah. How do we get out of this chicken**** outfit?
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