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454697819
23-01-07, 11:13 PM
So iv had the bike in my back garden for 3 days, and today i get home to find that some of the local little brainiest kids have forced their way through my gates to have a fiddle on the bike, only messing with the controls thank fook.

they then nicked some beer that was old so hopefully it poisoned them (it was outside because it was so horrible i didn't bring it in after a party.

It would appear the got in because my hasp was fooked by the wind.... :evil:

After speaking to the next door they said they knew who it was hanging about and they would give me their names...

for now until i get a chance to hang them up by their finger nails and singe parts of them with blow torches... i have fitted more locks than i can possibly lay my hands on, and i will be sleeping with the air rifle next to my bed...

i fookin hate the little ****s and i hope the beer has made them poorly or so ****ed that they fell into a big pit and impaled themselves on something sharp and have either bled to death or survived and will now die slowly off tetanuss...

they dont scare me its the fact that tomorrow they might try to bring more mates and pikey families to have it away...

I fookin hate them...

rant over for now... :evil:

note to self: BUY A SHED ASAFP

BILLY
23-01-07, 11:16 PM
Or disconnect your battery and then wire the bike up to 240v so if they touch it it will kill them :twisted:

Luckypants
23-01-07, 11:34 PM
Baseball bat :evil:

Well Oiled
23-01-07, 11:38 PM
Why not pee in some Stella bottles and carefully re-close them, then leave a crate out for them to steal and "enjoy".

Mind you, with Stella who'd know the difference?

socommk23
23-01-07, 11:45 PM
Why not pee in some Stella bottles and carefully re-close them, then leave a crate out for them to steal and "enjoy".

Mind you, with Stella who'd know the difference?

:winner:

anna
24-01-07, 02:23 PM
Why not pee in some Stella bottles and carefully re-close them, then leave a crate out for them to steal and "enjoy".

Mind you, with Stella who'd know the difference?

I think you might have been thinking about doing that one for a while :wink: