Tiger 55
28-01-07, 07:04 PM
So I was violently assaulted yesterday. At first my assailant contented himself with kicks and punches to my chest, abdomen and legs. Now that was bad enough but when he caught me square on the jaw I heard my own voice, as if from a distance, shout:
"No! Not my face!"
Before we go any further I think it's worth taking a look at the face in question...
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/tigerboz55/DSC00297.jpg
And that is a 'before' picture!
Since you can see that I need have no fears about losing my film star good looks, I just wonder what part of your brain engages your mouth to shout "No! Not my face!" I mean what is that about? The embarrassment of having shouted that is far more painful than any broken bones (not that there were any) would have been.
The good news is that the shout attracted the attention of Mrs Tiger - who it is safe to say did not marry me for my crushingly handsome features - and she rushed into the bedroom and pulled our two year old off me. She says I shouldn't encourage him...
"No! Not my face!"
Before we go any further I think it's worth taking a look at the face in question...
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/tigerboz55/DSC00297.jpg
And that is a 'before' picture!
Since you can see that I need have no fears about losing my film star good looks, I just wonder what part of your brain engages your mouth to shout "No! Not my face!" I mean what is that about? The embarrassment of having shouted that is far more painful than any broken bones (not that there were any) would have been.
The good news is that the shout attracted the attention of Mrs Tiger - who it is safe to say did not marry me for my crushingly handsome features - and she rushed into the bedroom and pulled our two year old off me. She says I shouldn't encourage him...