View Full Version : ewwww...puberty
CoolGirl
31-01-07, 06:58 PM
The boy turns 11 next month. There is already discernible fluff on the upper lip and some underarm follicle activity has been noted.
However, I have been reliably informed today that hair is now sprouting apace from the "ding dong" region (his words not mine :lol: )
This is all happening a bit sooner that I was expecting. What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
And FFS don't tell him I told you or I'll be in trouble! :lol:
philipMac
31-01-07, 07:12 PM
http://www.suikka.net/%7Epauli/hammerzeit.jpg
Peter Henry
31-01-07, 07:27 PM
Mummy's "Little Soldier" will soon be looked upon in a different light, especially after she finds his stash of err hum "adult" literature! :lol:
Can't wait until I reach puberty.
Can't wait until I reach puberty.
You won't get any more hair on your noggin when you do :lol:
philipMac
31-01-07, 08:15 PM
He is already fairly stocky as it is though.
I wouldn't like to see him after a solid doze of Testosterone.
Shesh - You better hope he doesnt buy and SV and end up on here a few years down the line...
philipMac
31-01-07, 08:21 PM
Big time.
Manys the night I wonder how I managed to reach 20. And I was only armed with a small two stroke.
But by Jesus I showed it who was boss.
northwind
31-01-07, 09:08 PM
I have no constructive advice. But, you could try telling him it's completely freakish, that'd be good value.
Shesh - You better hope he doesnt buy and SV and end up on here a few years down the line...
Hmmm, how long was it that the 'Top Speed' thread of Grinch's had lain dormant - 4 years! But then there''s enough on the internet to keep a young teenage boy occupied for a few more years rather then on a bike forum. :wink: :oops:
philipMac
31-01-07, 09:12 PM
I would advise inviting your hot friends over.
And then having to go out for an emergency. For quite a long time.
Stock up on Barry White albums too.
I think you know what I am talking about.
http://soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/Barry-White-600.jpg
philipMac
31-01-07, 09:16 PM
Sighhh.
One day... I will be sitting here, and think "no, I just can't post that, that's way too offensive."
One day.
CoolGirl
31-01-07, 09:30 PM
Fatal flaw with a couple of the suggestions there guys:
Shesh - You better hope he doesnt buy and SV and end up on here a few years down the line...
He already is on here, and is no stranger to the Soho Massive as you know. He would probably lay claim to part ownership of several SVs on here already.
I would advise inviting your hot friends over.
Most of the good laydeez are on here too! :lol:
condoms...
Just trying to help!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.
CoolGirl
31-01-07, 10:09 PM
What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.
see, modern yoot done all that already, so not the taboo it used to be and we're all cool on that subject.
The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!
What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.
see, modern yoot done all that already, so not the taboo it used to be and we're all cool on that subject.
The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!
Why not, girls can get pregnant at the start of highschool these days.
Wait, maybe I shouldn't of reminded you about that :lol: sorry :oops:
Bye him that Haynes manual... :wink:
socommk23
01-02-07, 12:48 AM
my voice broke when i was 11.....on summer camp on the isle of widget....all the girls loved the deeper voice.....
he will have them drapped over him!
just be carefull when you find the underwear pages of your litlewoods catalogue stuck together!
pmsl
Ah... Freemans cataloge... memories.
Fatal flaw with a couple of the suggestions there guys:
Shesh - You better hope he doesnt buy and SV and end up on here a few years down the line...
He already is on here, and is no stranger to the Soho Massive as you know. He would probably lay claim to part ownership of several SVs on here already.
In that case it maybe worth considering an edit of "ding dong" to "chest" :wink:
Alpinestarhero
01-02-07, 11:54 AM
Spanners, aftershave, and a Gillette razor!
Nothing worse than bum-fluff :shock:
Matt
Ceri JC
01-02-07, 12:07 PM
The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!
Although my voice didn't break till later, I already had hair there by primary school. It's not that unusual these days- kids generally develop a lot quicker because of our diets.[/i]
Fizzy Fish
01-02-07, 12:09 PM
PMSL! Good luck debs... :lol:
Ah... Freemans cataloge, mens underwear section... memories.
go grinch! the closet door is open....
My eldest son (10) is being a complete g*t to his younger brother, incredibly angry, disrespectful and generally not very nice. When we finish arguing, and talk about the core of it all he seems to genuinely not know why (or doesn't want to tell me) and sees the error of his ways ..... for it all to start again tomorrow (joy)
As a family we have issues, that i thought we were dealing with ok, but I have been doubting this recently due to his behaviour ..... maybe it is just puberty come early... actually I would feel better if it was ..... hummmmmm ? Seems so young tho?
BernardBikerchick
01-02-07, 05:26 PM
The boy turns 11 next month. There is already discernible fluff on the upper lip and some underarm follicle activity has been noted.
However, I have been reliably informed today that hair is now sprouting apace from the "ding dong" region (his words not mine :lol: )
This is all happening a bit sooner that I was expecting. What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
And FFS don't tell him I told you or I'll be in trouble! :lol:
:lol: :lol: awwwwwww bless
Just introduce him to wahl's as soon as possible !! :wink: :wink:
Dicky Ticker
01-02-07, 06:03 PM
If your going to buy him a Gillette and aftershave----------------please don't forget the antiseptic stick and a big box of sticking plaster[Its hell trying to shave round the teenage spots]
Good grief, what memories,the first "experiments" with a razor,looked like a blood bath
Mac
CoolGirl
01-02-07, 07:05 PM
If your going to buy him a Gillette and aftershave----------------please don't forget the antiseptic stick and a big box of sticking plaster[Its hell trying to shave round the teenage spots]
Good grief, what memories,the first "experiments" with a razor,looked like a blood bath
Mac
He already has a nice scar from that particular 'trial' episode a while back. And got a good load of stick from various members of the Massive to go with it :lol: I had to refit the bathroom to get rid of the bloodstains.
Quiff Wichard
01-02-07, 07:12 PM
What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.
why Ed had u already read the book?? :wink:
philipMac
01-02-07, 07:38 PM
What am I supposed to do :?: :shock: soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?
When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.
why Ed had u already read the book?? :wink:
Ed had read the book and done the practical exercises outlined at the end of each chapter.
And gotten feedback* from the teacher.
*Could try harder.
Quiff Wichard
01-02-07, 07:40 PM
could try harder.. lol
double meanin there phil..
Deb - he'll b fine- its wen u enter his bedroom and the carpet is as sticky as a boozers bar floor that u need to worry - about his sight !
philipMac
01-02-07, 07:43 PM
At what point in the thread Deb started really regret posting this up?
Answers on the back of a postcard.
Fizzy Fish
01-02-07, 07:59 PM
Given that Isaac frequents the forum...at what point in this thread did he start to regret Debs posting this up?? :lol:
Sid Squid
01-02-07, 08:43 PM
Oh dear, Isaac's going to be seriously regretting his mothers need to share.
philipMac
01-02-07, 08:49 PM
Oh dear, Isaac's going to be seriously regretting his mothers need to share.
I say Sidney. A little ripe old chap.
In other news...
Hello Debs. :D..
CoolGirl
01-02-07, 09:57 PM
S'ok - only I know what his forum password is - let's keep it that way 8)
Its not unusual for aomsone to develop at that age- Think i was 11/12 though when i finally started puberty. I still dont have enough hair on my face at 25 to grow a decent beard though!
philipMac
02-02-07, 04:02 PM
I was about 16. Seriously.
Suddenly I become very strong... got a kid that was bullying me for the last couple of years and bounced him off a wall.
It's very odd. Suddenly you are a super hero. And impervious to pain. Shrug.
I'm glad I am not back there again. Now I am thirty... and this is the first time I have been able to grow a proper beard.
Warthog
02-02-07, 05:26 PM
My eldest son (10) is being a complete g*t to his younger brother, incredibly angry, disrespectful and generally not very nice. When we finish arguing, and talk about the core of it all he seems to genuinely not know why (or doesn't want to tell me) and sees the error of his ways ..... for it all to start again tomorrow (joy)
As a family we have issues, that i thought we were dealing with ok, but I have been doubting this recently due to his behaviour ..... maybe it is just puberty come early... actually I would feel better if it was ..... hummmmmm ? Seems so young tho?
If its any comfort, me and my brother were little angels. Then when we hit our teens we used to fight all the time. Then when we grew out of our teens, we get on immensly well now. Puberty just makes boys confused and aggressive, and happens at different times for everyone.
I am also 25 and can't grow a beard to save my life haha, I have been ID'd SIX times while I've been 25 :shock: :lol:
Peter Henry
03-02-07, 03:40 PM
S'ok - only I know what his forum password is - let's keep it that way 8)
I HATE YOU MUMMY: HOW COULD YOU START THIS THREAD! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
philipMac
03-02-07, 05:41 PM
S'ok - only I know what his forum password is - let's keep it that way 8)
I HATE YOU MUMMY: HOW COULD YOU START THIS THREAD! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
You wanna smoke some weed little boy??? All the cool kids are doing it.
oh. ok. I am sorry. I just... I just thought you looked cool. My mistake.
What's that? Just to see? Here you go. What do you mean you dont have a pack of smokes on you. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE "ON THE WAY TO GETTING SOME".
Now give me one.
I'll buy you some vodka for 5 quid. I always like a drink when I am binned. It will get you WASTED.
Here... why dont we go to your Ma's place. You told me she wasn't there. I can bring my mates over.
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