View Full Version : What do i do for two weeks?
fraser01
05-02-07, 06:09 PM
Just been signed off work for 2 weeks with a trapped nerve in my spine...
What the hell am i going to do for two weeks (aside from play my xbox360) ?????
answers on a post card please
Lay back, relax and enjoy some sympathetic female attention I s'pose. :roll:
Cos oooh it's so much more owwww painful than you ahhhrgh could possibly owwww imagine for men ooooh. :wink:
Seriously, you have my sympathy as it sounds like you can't really get about much and 'enjoy' your sick time.
Er... you could catch up on your reading. Or if turning pages is too much and yet you still want to keep your brain occupied - stick to watching National Geographic and history channels. In two weeks you may just make it our before things start to reapeat again too much. :wink:
northwind
05-02-07, 06:19 PM
DVD box sets of TV series were my fallback when i was off work...
andyaikido
05-02-07, 06:22 PM
Have you got Oblivion for the 360? A good way to waste a scary amount of your life.
Clean your "hairdryer" and practice your "Evenin' all......... warm night" patter :wink:
fraser01
05-02-07, 06:29 PM
Have you got Oblivion for the 360? A good way to waste a scary amount of your life.
Scarey, I know exactly what you mean ha ha ha :shock:
Clean your "hairdryer" and practice your "Evenin' all......... warm night" patter :wink:
Jabba have got bored of the sound of my voice :lol:
furrybean
05-02-07, 06:31 PM
Don't DIY!!! I've got no bathroom now and I've just gone back to work.
why not come and work my job for 2 weeks :)
kwak zzr
05-02-07, 07:29 PM
Don't DIY!!! I've got no bathroom now and I've just gone back to work.
:why:
and ive got no living room :?
Unlucky Rich
My advice would be to get yourself the best drugs you can. When I was off for 2 weeks with a trapped nerve in my neck, I spent most of it off my tits on cocodamol and morphine - it still hurt, I just didn't care :lol:
Seriously tough, I have got Long Way Round on DVD, and a few Ghostrider DVDs if you want a lendsie :wink:
Pop over for a cub of tea.
Rebuild my other sv for me... lol.
Spiderman
05-02-07, 09:13 PM
Get a huge, like 1 Million piece, jigsaw and go nuts
learn to juggle-get proper juggling balls tho. Dont use tangerines as they burst after a while-trust me on that one
discover if the internet is really just all porn and conspiracy theroies
polish your downpipe till its as shiny as jonboys
sleep a lot
enjoy
:D
Amanda M
06-02-07, 08:32 AM
Huge sympathy :grouphug: . Been going through hell with a trapped nerve in my shoulder recently :(
Jelster
06-02-07, 08:39 AM
Clean your "hairdryer" and practice your "Evenin' all......... warm night" patter :wink:
He he... I would think more like:
"Excuse me sir, is this your vehicle...."
"What is the speed limit on this road sir ?"
"Do you know why we stopped you ?"
"Have you had a drink this evening sir ?"
All good practice :lol:
I mustn't mock, I have a back problem and when it plays up it's agony.... Warm baths are good (but not all day of course - the water gets cold).
To relieve the boredom, plan a European tour on the bike, design your own website, or monitor the "org" all day....
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Can you drive? Could be an excuse to get out and see the British Isles...
learn to juggle-get proper juggling balls tho. Dont use tangerines as they burst after a while-trust me on that one
Scus me... I want to hear this story.
What the hell am i going to do for two weeks (aside from play my xbox360) ?????
Sounds like you answered your own question :D
Sorry to hear about the trapped nerve, hope it clears up soon
Jayzus!
Another sponging copper on taxpayers sick pay.
Get over it you big poof and get back to work.
Sheesh.
Only joking mate. Get well soon.
wyrdness
06-02-07, 09:56 AM
Unlucky Rich
My advice would be to get yourself the best drugs you can. When I was off for 2 weeks with a trapped nerve in my neck, I spent most of it off my t*ts on cocodamol and morphine - it still hurt, I just didn't care :lol:
Seriously tough, I have got Long Way Round on DVD, and a few Ghostrider DVDs if you want a lendsie :wink:
I've had something similar for a few weeks. Unfortunately I only got three days off work and some crap painkillers ("side effects may include heart attack and heart failure" - after a week I went back to the Drs and demanded different ones). I spent the time playing with my Wii!
Mr Toad
06-02-07, 10:15 AM
I spent the time playing with my Wili!
:shock:
Might get a bit boring after 2 weeks :lol:
fraser01
06-02-07, 10:30 AM
Jayzus!
Another sponging copper on taxpayers sick pay.
Get over it you big poof and get back to work.
Sheesh.
Only joking mate. Get well soon.
:lol: means i free for a brew if you fancy popping round.
:lol: means i free for a brew if you fancy popping round.
May just do that.
:lol: means i free for a brew if you fancy popping round.
May just do that.
i'll be there
fraser01
06-02-07, 10:41 AM
Hmmm some interesting ideas, thanks for your replies...had a few chuckles.
I wouldnt mind planning a trip somewhere, start writing a book, playing my 360, reading a book, surf the net looking for new kit for my bike and putting on 2 stone eating cakes, chocolates and biscuits :lol:
I can get out and about but it hurts to drive (the pains go all the way down my right arm and into my fingers) at least i have got physio to look forward to.
:)
Jelster
06-02-07, 10:51 AM
wafle..... "at least i have got physio to look forward to."
Let's cut to the chase, you're not ill at all are you, but your physio is young & blonde isn't she ?? I know, I know... nudge nudge, wink wink... Say no more ! :-$
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wafle..... "at least i have got physio to look forward to."
Let's cut to the chase, you're not ill at all are you, but your physio is young & blonde isn't she ?? I know, I know... nudge nudge, wink wink... Say no more ! :-$
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See, I was right - just lay back and enjoy some sympathetic female attention - precognative I am. :P
fraser01
06-02-07, 11:11 AM
wafle..... "at least i have got physio to look forward to."
Let's cut to the chase, you're not ill at all are you, but your physio is young & blonde isn't she ?? I know, I know... nudge nudge, wink wink... Say no more ! :-$
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Knowing my luck it will be some excessively hairy bloke with a serious odour problem :lol:
wafle..... "at least i have got physio to look forward to."
Let's cut to the chase, you're not ill at all are you, but your physio is young & blonde isn't she ?? I know, I know... nudge nudge, wink wink... Say no more ! :-$
.
And you can be sure she's fit.
putting on 2 stone eating cakes, chocolates and biscuits :lol:
That'll take you over the magic 20 stone barrier then.
wafle..... "at least i have got physio to look forward to."
Let's cut to the chase, you're not ill at all are you, but your physio is young & blonde isn't she ?? I know, I know... nudge nudge, wink wink... Say no more ! :-$
.
Knowing my luck it will be some excessively hairy woman with a serious odour problem :love:
You need help. :wink:
fraser01
06-02-07, 12:57 PM
putting on 2 stone eating cakes, chocolates and biscuits :lol:
That'll take you over the magic 20 stone barrier then.
:lol: not far off :wink:
fraser01
06-02-07, 12:59 PM
Sit by the side of the road with a speed camera.
I could, but who wants to do work related stuff outside of work???? :roll:
:)
I've got 5 weeks until I start new job.
So my list is as follows;
Paint entire house.
Replace all radiators in house.
New outside lights for house.
Finish the 12 books I got for Crimbo.
Start writing my novel.
Repair SV from crash last year, last few parts needed from ebay...
That should do it!
Oh, I'm only allowing myself .org time when I eat lunch, like now. So if you see me here all day tell me to get back to work. I hate wasting my own time...
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