160,000 Turkeys

[Mr Toad]

I got thinking about those 160,00 turkeys that have just been 'culled' and are in the process of being incinerated

According to the British Turkey Organisation (www.britishturkey.co.uk :lol: ) the average weight of a turkey is 12 lbs

So I reckon that's somewhere in the region of 960 tons just gone up in smoke :shock:

In the immortal words of Blackadder - Clucking Bell :smt117

[Filipe M.]

(Not So) Interesting Fact of the Day:

The Portuguese word for "Turkey" is Peru.


:lol:

[keithd]

if you tell me the portugese for peru is turkey, i'll just die

[Filipe M.]

if you tell me the portugese for peru is turkey, i'll just die

No, sorry, that's the english word for the portuguese peru. :lol:

[Sudoxe]

(Not So) Interesting Fact of the Day:

The Portuguese word for "Turkey" is Peru.


:lol:

What happens if you want to visit Turkey do you end up in Peru or vise versa? :shock:


Dan

[Filipe M.]

(Not So) Interesting Fact of the Day:

The Portuguese word for "Turkey" is Peru.


:lol:

What happens if you want to visit Turkey do you end up in Peru or vise versa? :shock:


Dan

Turkey (country) = Turquia
Turkey (bird) = Peru
Peru (country) = Peru

Here, hope that settles it!

:lol:

[Baph]

(Not So) Interesting Fact of the Day:

The Portuguese word for "Turkey" is Peru.


:lol:

What happens if you want to visit Turkey do you end up in Peru or vise versa? :shock:


Dan

Turkey (country) = Turquia
Turkey (bird) = Peru
Peru (country) = Peru

Here, hope that settles it!

:lol:
So when you're in Turquia, just before Christmas, preparing a traditional British Christmas meal, with your Peruvian friend, do they get offended when you ask them to help you "stuff Peru"?

:lol:

[Filipe M.]

I really don't know, but I suspect he'd tell me to go stuff some Hawaiian island or something! :lol:

[Sudoxe]

(Not So) Interesting Fact of the Day:

The Portuguese word for "Turkey" is Peru.


:lol:

What happens if you want to visit Turkey do you end up in Peru or vise versa? :shock:


Dan

Turkey (country) = Turquia
Turkey (bird) = Peru
Peru (country) = Peru

Here, hope that settles it!

:lol:
So when you're in Turquia, just before Christmas, preparing a traditional British Christmas meal, with your Peruvian friend, do they get offended when you ask them to help you "stuff Peru"?

:lol:

No, but the wife may get upset if you ask someone to stuff Preu! :lol: :lol:

Dan

[Mr Toad]

I've been derailed :smt022

[kwak zzr]

anyone know of any BM turkey roasts going cheap :roll:

[hovis]

anyone know of any BM turkey roasts going cheap :roll:

do turkeys go cheap?...........i thought that was chickens

:smt117 :lol: :smt117 :lol: :smt117 :lol: :smt117 :lol:

[kwak zzr]

"cheap cheap cheap" no thats a sparrow :lol:

[CoolGirl]

I've been derailed :smt022

do i hear a cry of "fowl play?"

[BILLY]

anyone know of any BM turkey roasts going cheap :roll:

Iceland 3 for a £5 :lol:

[K]

If only everything in life was '3 for £5'. 8)

[Sudoxe]

If only everything in life was '3 for £5'. 8)

So true...so true...

[Stingo]

I've been derailed :smt022

do i hear a cry of "fowl play?"

Ha! The yoke's on you!! :lol:

[BILLY]

Now now lets not get Eggsited :lol:

[Baph]

Hey, all the bad jokes in here are terrible.

Can we please get back to the thread at hand. No-one has yet mentioned how this will effect the local (and maybe national) eggonomics!

Sorry :oops: