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Scoobs
08-02-07, 10:51 AM
......making her swear.

make me say rude stuff (http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk)

Childish and puerile. Enough to keep me amused for quite literally seconds.

keithd
08-02-07, 10:57 AM
i made her say george best

Baph
08-02-07, 10:58 AM
I really wish I was in the office right now :lol:

VPN connection to work, and controlling my office machine to even post on here. Screensaver locks off prying eyes ;) Speakers switched on :lol:

I wonder how many people are getting REALLY freaked out :oops: LMAO

hovis
08-02-07, 11:06 AM
HOW DO U MAKE HER TALK?

Viney
08-02-07, 11:06 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about your sex life scoobs :?

Scoobs
08-02-07, 11:12 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about your sex life scoobs :?

That would be FAR TOO RUDE for a U rated site.

Grinch
08-02-07, 11:26 AM
HOW DO U MAKE HER TALK?

If you can't figure it out, I ain't telling you...

hovis
08-02-07, 11:30 AM
HOW DO U MAKE HER TALK?

If you can't figure it out, I ain't telling you...

ha ha................. great fun :roll:

Grinch
08-02-07, 11:32 AM
HOW DO U MAKE HER TALK?

If you can't figure it out, I ain't telling you...

please :cry:

Nope... try looking at it.

hovis
08-02-07, 11:38 AM
HOW DO U MAKE HER TALK?

If you can't figure it out, I ain't telling you...

please :cry:

Nope... try looking at it.

very good :wink:

Ping
08-02-07, 11:53 AM
She has problems with brocolli...

and her spacing between poo bum and wee needs some work...




:lol:

tricky
08-02-07, 11:58 AM
She failed miserably with "supercalafrajalisticexpealadocious".

Her pronunciation of "********" was well bellow par too.

keithd
08-02-07, 11:58 AM
She has problems with brocolli...


:lol:

you think it might be a general digestive problem or something a little more serious amiss....?

Ping
08-02-07, 12:00 PM
She has problems with brocolli...


:lol:

you think it might be a general digestive problem or something a little more serious amiss....?
:D I knew someone would pick it up... :lol:

tricky
08-02-07, 12:02 PM
She has problems with brocolli...

and her spacing between poo bum and wee needs some work...

:lol:

comas work quite well, e.g. fart, bum, poo, wee

She pronounces Loughborough as most Americans do, although disappointingly not Loo-ga-ba-roo-ga.

keithd
08-02-07, 12:04 PM
She has problems with brocolli...


:lol:

you think it might be a general digestive problem or something a little more serious amiss....?
:D I knew someone would pick it up... :lol:

and it would be a fairly good bet that it would be me... :oops:

hovis
08-02-07, 12:05 PM
she said......" yellow curvys are faster than all pointys" very well...............convinced me :wink:

Ping
08-02-07, 12:05 PM
:lol:

You can make her go crosseyed as well if you put the cursor on her nose...

hovis
08-02-07, 12:07 PM
i think i upset her as i now get this




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The Oddcast SitePal platform is the leading animated solution for web pages
and web applications, serving over 6,000 customers worldwide.

To integrate our speaking characters into your web pages and web applications,
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Ping
08-02-07, 12:08 PM
Yeah, me too. :lol:

I'm off on a cookie hunt so I can play some more...

Filipe M.
08-02-07, 12:10 PM
I'll have to check her Portuguese accent in a few moments! :lol:

Ping
08-02-07, 12:14 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

hovis
08-02-07, 12:16 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

ummmmmmmm.............cookies

tricky
08-02-07, 12:45 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

I closed all my browser windows down (although this deletes all cookies anyway) and started again, seemed to do the trick.

hovis
08-02-07, 12:52 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

I closed all my browser windows down (although this deletes all cookies anyway) and started again, seemed to do the trick.

he's right :wink:

hovis
08-02-07, 12:55 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

I closed all my browser windows down (although this deletes all cookies anyway) and started again, seemed to do the trick.

he's right :wink:

i just cut & pasted this :lol:

We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot

Filipe M.
08-02-07, 12:57 PM
Poo, not done with a cookie. :cry:

I closed all my browser windows down (although this deletes all cookies anyway) and started again, seemed to do the trick.

he's right :wink:

i just cut & pasted this :lol:

We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot

And? Did she fart in your general direction?

Baph
08-02-07, 01:04 PM
Hovi5, I take your Monty Python TTS, and raise you :)

Baring in mind my speakers are switched on, and I'm not in the office, the monitor is off (unless someone has now turned it on, in which case, all they see is the screensaver, password locked)...

My office computer has just played this wav file (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav):)

But we do need to know, did the TTS engine f*rt in your general direction, or did she bite her thumb at you?

hovis
08-02-07, 01:14 PM
:lol: no farting or biting was none :cry:

cut & paste rules......tis great fun :roll:

hovis
08-02-07, 01:17 PM
:lol: no farting or biting was none :cry:

cut & paste rules......tis great fun :roll:

charles (uk) is the best for monty python quotes :wink: