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Bluesteel
08-03-07, 01:48 PM
I've just spent 5 minutes at work alleviating my boredom by looking through my jacket pockets.

Apart from the usual things one would have, and like a cheap version of the Generation Game, I was surprised to find the following lurking in various pockets:

3 elastic bands
a selection of plasters
a biro
insurance details (from 3 years ago!)
4 keys, to 4 padlocks I no longer have
57p in small denominations
2 mobile phone numbers (neither currently connected- damn!)
and, what looks to be the remains of a petrified scotch egg…

No cuddly toy then!

Does anyone else carry about useless stuff intentionally or unintentionally?

thedonal
08-03-07, 01:52 PM
Are you sure you don't need a handbag for all that! :lol:

I try and keep the barest minimum in my pockets- which is probably why I've got a flat full of junk instead! And just don't mention paperwork.... !

pmapp
08-03-07, 02:12 PM
Does buying a second hand jacket and finding a snotty hanky count?

hovis
08-03-07, 02:29 PM
:razz: i found 20p in the waterproof textiles i bought off spankyham........ shhhhhhh

Ping
08-03-07, 02:35 PM
Old petrol receipts and spare ear plugs...

Apart from cash card, cash, keys and phone. Oh and a lipsil.


:rave: Party in my pockets! :lol: :p

Bluesteel
08-03-07, 02:35 PM
I can't believe no one has mentioned any prophylactics… Used or otherwise J

John Burt
08-03-07, 02:36 PM
how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??

Ping
08-03-07, 02:40 PM
how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??

:lol: (booooo!) :lol:

Bluesteel
08-03-07, 02:50 PM
how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??

I took it for a quick blast through peak hour London traffic strapped to my mirrors...

:)

sarah
08-03-07, 03:17 PM
I've just spent 5 minutes at work alleviating my boredom by looking through my jacket pockets.

Apart from the usual things one would have, and like a cheap version of the Generation Game, I was surprised to find the following lurking in various pockets:

3 elastic bands
a selection of plasters
a biro
insurance details (from 3 years ago!)
4 keys, to 4 padlocks I no longer have
57p in small denominations
2 mobile phone numbers (neither currently connected- damn!)
and, what looks to be the remains of a petrified scotch egg…

No cuddly toy then!

Does anyone else carry about useless stuff intentionally or unintentionally?


what about your notebook???

Bluesteel
08-03-07, 03:22 PM
Hehe, thanks Sarah. My notebook goes everywhere with me, but it is usually afforded a place in my backpack. Today I have made notes on:

Tasks to do at home tonight
People to call about my weekend
People to call about social things next week
Things I need to buy (Chain lube, Olive oil, Green tea and stamps)

I am so sad.

gettin2dizzy
08-03-07, 06:32 PM
hundreds of cable ties
about 12 fuses
business cards
driving licence counterpart (aha! found it :) )

thedonal
08-03-07, 08:06 PM
Theyre slippery things, those counterpart licenses, aren't they?!!

Reckless Rat
09-03-07, 08:35 AM
My jacket has a hole on the pocket lining... most stuff (usually keys) I can't find turns up in the lining somewhere!



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