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Bluesteel
19-03-07, 04:48 PM
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on the tube follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link (http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf)
Very naughty but bloody funny
kwak zzr
19-03-07, 05:27 PM
very funny! why did i think something was going to happen when it got to zero? :)
PsychoCannon
19-03-07, 05:32 PM
very funny! why did i think something was going to happen when it got to zero? :)
While he is fixated on the countdown slip your hand into your bag/pocket with the can of lynx and when it hit's 0 spray :)
Bluesteel
19-03-07, 07:41 PM
I thought it would get taken down by now...
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on the tube follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link (http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf)
have you tried it out yet??
weazelz
19-03-07, 07:50 PM
don't try it at stockwell
Bluesteel
19-03-07, 07:53 PM
No, when I'm irritated by someone on the tube I just blow softly into their ear. They either move, or I get punched in the face. Come to think of it, I should stop that.
My friends have lots of ways to shift undesirables: some become flatulent, some talk about STDs and others stare manically. The key thing to remember is they’re all an art in their own special way.
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