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Blue_SV650S
20-04-07, 08:17 PM
A mate was blatting on to me today about his daughter (AGAIN :roll: ) ... its her birthday or summin and he's going to go visit her ... I really ... really don't care!!! :D
I humor him, but to be honest he talks about her so often and in every detail of what she is up to, as soon as her name passes his lips I just switch off and start thinking about something else ... generally a bike related dilemma I am deliberating over or summin ... ;)
No my question is, should I bang his daughter (she's 19 (about to be 20) btw, my name isn't Peter File :lol:) , then tell him I have done so in the hope that it'll shut him up?!?! .. or is that not the way I should go about this?!?! :D
Has anyone got some less brutal solution to shut him up?!?!? :D ... oh and I don't have the heart just to tell him to shut up about her as ... well you can tell he is 'wrapped up' in his daughter (only child).
Biker Biggles
20-04-07, 08:56 PM
:thumbsup: :rolleyes: :smt057 :smt025
:) :) :)
SoulKiss
20-04-07, 08:59 PM
Another Blue classic thread
my question is, should I bang his daughter (she's 19 (about to be 20) btw, my name isn't Peter File :lol:) , then tell him I have done so in the hope that it'll shut him up?!?! .. or is that not the way I should go about this?!?! :D
:smt046
Filipe M.
20-04-07, 09:03 PM
Tell him you're gay.
Jelster
20-04-07, 09:06 PM
And your problem is what ?
He's obviously very proud of his daughter, maybe when you grow up you'll be the same....
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Filipe M.
20-04-07, 09:08 PM
And your problem is what ?
He's obviously very proud of his daughter, maybe when you grow up you'll be the same....
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Proud of his mate's daughter? :lol:
Blue_SV650S
20-04-07, 09:11 PM
Tell him you're gay.
I think its safe to say he knows me well enough not to believe that ;)
And your problem is what ?
He's obviously very proud of his daughter, maybe when you grow up you'll be the same....
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My problem is that I don't want to hear about it .. especially all the time ... regardless of how 'proud' he is of her, what makes him think I give a feck?!!? ;)
I mean I am quite often proud of some of my bowel movements ... but I don't feel the constant need to tell him about them in every detail every time!! ... that's not to say I never have ... :oops: ... :D
Blue, you got a daughter? Daddies and daughters are a special case. I could bore the pants off you with what my girl does, she's blue eyed, blonde, and beautiful. Oh she's 9 BTW:D
Filipe M.
20-04-07, 09:20 PM
Blue, you got a daughter? Daddies and daughters are a special case. I could bore the pants off you with what my girl does, she's blue eyed, blonde, and beautiful. Oh she's 9 BTW:D
Careful Ed, it's Blue you're talking to!
go on bang her!!! LOL assuming she likes the mature man??
I would pay money to be there when you tell him that.
And there really is nothing wrong with being a proud dad, i ove my daughter to bits, but she is a daddys girl.
Mines blue eyed & blonde too. AND she said that she'll invite me round for tea when she's prime minister.8) :thumbsup:
She's nearly 5.:D
Blue_SV650S
20-04-07, 09:22 PM
Blue, you got a daughter? Daddies and daughters are a special case. I could bore the pants off you with what my girl does, she's blue eyed, blonde, and beautiful. Oh she's 9 BTW:D
May I suggest if you want to keep your 'friends' you keep that sort of s*** to yourself ... basically no-one, and I mean NO-ONE else cares!!! :lol: ...
EDIT: That goes for you too Stingo!! :D
Filipe M.
20-04-07, 09:24 PM
Mines blue eyed & blonde too. AND she daid that she'll invite me round for tea when she's prime minister.8) :thumbsup:
She's nearly 5.:D
Oh, that's so cute! Mine's 2 and a half, and she just started pointing out to me that she doesn't like my facial hair, so she kisses me near the nose! :o
Blue_SV650S
20-04-07, 09:28 PM
go on bang her!!! LOL assuming she likes the mature man??
I would pay money to be there when you tell him that.
... to be fair when she was 14 (and he was going on about her then!), I said to him 'let us know when she gets to 16, I'll break her in for you' ....
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I got a funny look for that one ... dunno why?!!? ... :lol: :lol:
I've tried all sorts of inappropriate stuff in an effort for him to shut up ... none have worked for longer than the rest of that conversation ... which lets face it come to a prety sudden end after clangers like that!!!!! :mad: :D
lol what a lovely friend you are
well its 4 years past that, so carry out your threat, oh i can picture the revilation now!!:smt040
fizzwheel
20-04-07, 09:34 PM
I would bother to reply, but I find myself not caring. :D
*RUNS*
gettin2dizzy
20-04-07, 09:58 PM
i bet the baby's "bright for their age" too ;)
tell him you're not allowed within 100m of children under 10....
Have you told him to stop talking cr*p?
socommk23
20-04-07, 10:30 PM
yeah....wow....really....she what....i dont care mate....oh right....really.....wow....i dont care mate...oh right....i dont care mate.....i dont care!!!!
he will get it eventually!
lol
nah i still reckon nail his daughter, and show him the pics afterwards!!! LOL
:smt077
... to be fair when she was 14 (and he was going on about her then!), I said to him 'let us know when she gets to 16, I'll break her in for you' ....
:mad: :D
Are you sure your his mate??, if one of my mates said that to me about my little girl I'd rip his arm just so i had somethig to beat him with.
Are you sure your his mate??, if one of my mates said that to me about my little girl I'd rip his arm just so i had somethig to beat him with.
I would have to agree with you mate :thumbsup:
Alpinestarhero
21-04-07, 07:36 AM
Talk to him about something he wont care about for ages and ages and ages. I dunno, perhaps your bike if he dosnt like bikes, or you can keep telling him the story of your exploits at brands where you rode round the outside of people on R6's and the like (I.e. the youtube vid you did). With any luck, he'll avoid you instead and you wont have to listen to him anymore!
Or learn chemistry, and talk to him about that. No-one, and I mean no-one who dosnt study chemistry wants to hear about it.
Matt
Tiger 55
21-04-07, 07:50 AM
The trouble is you're not listening to him. Start listening. Start asking pertinent questions. Start taking a very keen interest in her. Suggest you become her godfather. Suggest you take her under your wing. Start getting visibly excited every time he mentions her...
And for the record, I'm with nickj.
timwilky
21-04-07, 07:53 AM
Well I a totally p155ed with my younger daughter, she turned up yesterday in a foul mood. Apperently she has had a baliffs letter, they are comming on Monday to sieze goods to the value of £510.
Turns out she owes the local council for 2005 council tax and had ignored two summons and about 6 letters. Most annoying part being the £180 in baliffs fees. Yes bank of dad again seeing as I bought everything of value in her flat. Eldest daughter spent 2 hours on the phone talking to local council (With youngest's permission) Turns out that if she had talked to them/gone to court they would have arranged an affordable payment plan. But no, she is of the ignore it and it will go away brigade.
Proud of daughter, No bloody way. Blue if you want my daughter your welcome. But please don't send her back afterwards
SoulKiss
21-04-07, 08:45 AM
Blue, you got a daughter? Daddies and daughters are a special case. I could bore the pants off you with what my girl does, she's blue eyed, blonde, and beautiful. Oh she's 9 BTW:D
Bringing her along to AR14 then ??????
I'll get my coat
And a cab
David
Tiger 55
21-04-07, 01:21 PM
I'll get my coat
And a cab
Better be to the airport!
Blah, blah, yakkety schmakkety
I love the fact that Blues thread about how much he hates hearing about his mates daughter has morphed into a "tell me about your daughter" thread...
I love the fact that Blues thread about how much he hates hearing about his mates daughter has morphed into a "tell me about your daughter" thread...
:smt046
Oh the irony!!:smt040
Balky001
21-04-07, 02:19 PM
maybe your mate is worried about all the fun your having and wants to get you thinking about settling down and having a family. Of course, if you tell him you might think about doing that with his daughter he might just start saying you should do more racing after all!!
Warthog
21-04-07, 02:33 PM
:smt046
Oh the irony!!:smt040
Haha yeah. The thing is, if you don't have a daughter you won't understand, and if you do have a daughter, you will understand. I don't have a daughter, but I understand that I would understand if I had a daughter. So I let things be. If you understand what I mean :-D .
Blue_SV650S
21-04-07, 06:31 PM
LoL, yeah, if I am not interested in hearing about my mates daughter and I have known him for … 8? years … what the hell makes ppl think I want to hear about theirs?!!? :lol:
Unless they are of legal age and you have some revealing photos of them you want to share, I have ZERO interest in hearing about your daughters people!! :smt019 :D
Anyway, back to topic ;) … I have tried changing the subject subtly … I have tried saying highly inappropriate things … but nothing seems to work long term …
So the next question is - if I was to tell him I had ‘had’ her, would it shut him up? Or would he mistakenly think I might care more?? :-k
what makes him think I give a feck?!!? ;)
The fact that ya keep listening...........just tell him p*** off and quit bitching:cool:
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