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Luckypants
21-04-07, 08:52 PM
A gaggle of geese.
Biker Biggles
21-04-07, 09:02 PM
A ****** of managers.:rolleyes:
A ****** of managers.:rolleyes:
That didn't take long did it!!:rolleyes: :D
thebluelion
21-04-07, 09:06 PM
A bunch of grapes :smt103 (painfull)
Biker Biggles
21-04-07, 09:18 PM
A (fallen) Pride of (British)Lions
A fiddle of accountants.
thebluelion
21-04-07, 09:31 PM
A clap of thunder
Steelman
21-04-07, 11:21 PM
A pose of Harleys:-D
Very good Lissa, like that :smt098
weazelz
21-04-07, 11:29 PM
flange of baboons
Steelman
21-04-07, 11:38 PM
A park of cars
Jester666
22-04-07, 03:18 AM
An aarmory of aardvarks
An abandonment of orphans
An absence of waiters
An accompaniment of condiments
An addition of mathematicians
An agenda of tasks
An amble of walkers
An ambush of widows
An annoyance of mobile phones
An anvil of blacksmiths
An archive of programmers
An array of luminaries
An assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers
An assembly of toys
An asylum of managers
An atlas of maps
An attitude of teenagers
An audit of accountants
An audit of bookkeepers
An aurora of polar bears
An autumn of leaves
A billing of consultants
A billow of smokers
A body of pathologists
A boo of surprises
A brace of orthodontists
A buttload of proctologists
A camp of transvestites
A clutch of leering women
A clutch of testicles
A collective of nouns
A conflagration of arsonists
A conflagration of pyromaniacs
A debauchery of Hedonists
A deficit of economists
A doom of dragons
A dose of doctors
An exaltation of larks
A greed of lawyers
A groan of puns
A gross of farts
A guilt of pleasures
A hatchet of corporate downsizing proposals
A heard of blind people
A hug of teddy bears
An imposition of in-laws
An incantation of witches
An incision of surgeons
An indecision of managers
A knuckle of gangsters
A lechery of priests
A lie of politicians
A magnum of hitmen
A medusa of knots
A minuscule of sub-atomic particles
A mixture of pharmacists
A number of mathematicians
An ostentation of peac*cks
A palm of w**kers
A piddle of puppies
A pitying of turtledoves
A plane of geometrists
A pomposity of professors
A ponder of philosophers
A posse of posers
A pretension of intellects
A pri*kle of hedgehogs
A pri*kle of porcupines
A propriety of nouns
A quake of cowards
A quake of seismologists
A quarrel of lawyers
A ream of bureaucrats
A reflection of narcissists
A regatta of swans
A rhyme of poets
A round of circumnavigations
A round of drinks
A run of cowards
A rush of overnight couriers
A salon of Poodles
A scandal of shoes
A sh**load of troubles
A shortage of dwarves
A skulk of foxes
A slice of circumcisions
A slither of gossip columnists
A slither of snakes
A snap of photographers
A sneak of weasels
A Sodom of shepherds
A souffle of clouds
A splash of puddles
A spread of nymphomaniacs
A sprig of vegetarians
A squeal of nieces
A squint of proofreaders
A stable of prostitutes
A steam of turds
A stench of skunks
A stock of portfolio managers
A storm of paratroops
A strangle of bad laws
A streak of tigers
A stretch of giraffes
A stripe of zebras
A sulk of teenagers
A superfluity of similes
A swarm of dirty ragged plebeians
A swarm of suitors
A swarm of sycophants
A swelter of blankets
A tangle of tricksters
A tedium of golfers
A terror of terriers
A ticktock of clocks
A tidings of magpies
A tongue lashing of interpreters
A tough of lesbians
A treachery of spies
A tyranny of dictators
A ubiquity of sparrows
An undulation of hills
An unkindness of ravens
A vision of optometrists
A visit of jehovah's witnesses
A waddle of Basset Hounds
A wake of vultures
A wash of emotions
A watch of nightingales
A wave of surfers
A wealth of information
A whistle of modems
A whored of prostitutes
A wiggle of Elvis impersonators
A wisdom of owls
A wisp of snipe
A wolfpack of submarines
A wriggle of worms
A wonder of stars
A yoke of oxenPinched and edited from http://www.ojohaven.com/collectives/
Sorry v bored at 4.20am!!:D
;) :D 'tis very good!! Might have to use some of them...a whored of prostitutes...top banana!!
A giggle of schoolgirls
A widdle of guitarists
A cocoffininy of dead people.
Filipe M.
23-04-07, 02:00 PM
A byte of bits.
TimTucker
23-04-07, 09:29 PM
Alas Smith And Jones did a sketch on this, many years ago.
Two old duffers were writing the collective nouns in a book that the end of the sketch revealed to be called, "A Load of B*ll*cks".
Boom and, indeed, boom.
Conrad Poons
23-04-07, 10:28 PM
A Stamford Bridge of mongs
A Stamford Bridge of mongs
Not a Chelsea supporter, I'm guessing:D
thebluelion
23-04-07, 10:49 PM
I bet Conrad is
"a follower of utd"
or
A scum of reds
Balky001
24-04-07, 12:36 AM
a bunch of flowers
A zip of flies
A Trafford of penalties (just for Mr Poons!):)
gettin2dizzy
24-04-07, 08:20 AM
an org of radio two listeners ;)
(i'm positive someone will understand...) :P
A whinge of hgv drivers :D
Steve H
24-04-07, 02:57 PM
Surely a Parliament of Owls is one of the strangest references.
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