I couldn't do it any longer.

[DanAbnormal]

Seeing as in my 4 or so years of biking, I've pretty much always owned a Kwak in some description I have changed my name to more suit my biking persuasion. I could no longer live under the illusion that I had an SV.

It's like sv_dan, only more handsome and definately more buff! :p

[Bluesteel]

It's like sv_dan, only more handsome and definately more buff! :p

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s189/ciscokid007/this_thread_is_useless_without_pics.gif

(nekkid ones)

[Stu]

You'll always be sv_dan to me.

[falc]

I refuse to edit the name in my phonebook to Kwakadan or even dan. It shall forever remain as sv_dan :salut:

And yes I am that lazy

[DanAbnormal]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s189/ciscokid007/this_thread_is_useless_without_pics.gif

(nekkid ones)

How's this...............?:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/dan1677/poser.jpg

[Bluesteel]

How's this...............?:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/dan1677/poser.jpg

Marry me? I could pick out a much nicer set of sofa's than your wife... and that horrid glass door has got to go... :D

[Law]

??? I preferred the old name.

Kwakadan sounds like you're Japanese... although if your Christian name was Jack.... :-k

Kwakajack! :lol:

[DanAbnormal]

What's wrong with the sofa colour!?

And the glass door has already gone.

Kwakadan is great, he's so dreamy!:smt003

[Bear]

What's wrong with the sofa colour!?

And the glass door has already gone.

Kwakadan is great, he's so dreamy!:smt003

Okay, you're talking about yourself in the third person. Obviously the name change has gone to your head and caused multiple personality disorder.

Plus the delusion that you are 'dreamy'.

Nurse Bluesteel, please administer the Electric Shock Rod Therapy :shaking2: (or Osama Bin Laden as it's also known...)

[DanAbnormal]

Okay, you're talking about yourself in the third person. Obviously the name change has gone to your head and caused multiple personality disorder.

Plus the delusion that you are 'dreamy'.

Nurse Bluesteel, please administer the Electric Shock Rod Therapy :shaking2: (or Osama Bin Laden as it's also known...)

I've been doing this for a few years now tbh, I am dreamy. Sv_dan told me.

I'm not having that rod therapy again, he said "Drink this" and then I woke up in a strange bed and I had this niggling feeling that I had been involved in a rather camp(er) re-enactment of the hit single 'In The Navy', only naked.

[Bear]

I've been doing this for a few years now tbh, I am dreamy. Sv_dan told me.

I'm not having that rod therapy again, he said "Drink this" and then I woke up in a strange bed and I had this niggling feeling that I had been involved in a rather camp(er) re-enactment of the hit single 'In The Navy', only naked.

What, you mean you woke up surrounded by seamen?

Sorry. I'll get my coat...

[DanAbnormal]

What, you mean you woke up surrounded by seamen?

Sorry. I'll get my coat...

Nope, you hit the nail on the head. That was the underlying tone I was aiming for, I just didn't think anyone would get it!! :D

Well done, conversation level suitably lowered by Pigbunk!:p

[Bear]

Nope, you hit the nail on the head. That was the underlying tone I was aiming for, I just didn't think anyone would get it!! :D

Well done, conversation level suitably lowered by Pigbunk!:p

I may be 6'5", but my conversation level is always around the 7.5" mark...

[DanAbnormal]

I may be 6'5", but my conversation level is always around the 7.5" mark...

Are you bragging...............!?:p

[Bear]

Once had a girlfriend who said she wouldn't sleep with a man unless he had 12".

I had to turn her down.

No way am I cutting 6" off...

[DanAbnormal]

Once had a girlfriend who said she wouldn't sleep with a man unless he had 12".

I had to turn her down.

No way am I cutting 6" off...

Mate, I just spat this perfectly good cup of tea on my now useless keyboard!:smt046

[Bear]

Mate, I just spat this perfectly good cup of tea on my now useless keyboard!:smt046

Yeah, yeah, cup of tea, sure. Save your lies for the repairman!

I know that Bluesteels attention has awakened something in you, and you find me very arousing now...

[Bluesteel]

Mate, I just spat this perfectly good cup of tea on my now useless keyboard!:smt046

So you don't swallow then?

Dissapointing. :(

[DanAbnormal]

Yeah, yeah, cup of tea, sure. Save your lies for the repairman!

I know that Bluesteels attention has awakened something in you, and you find me very arousing now...

Arousing............no, worrying.........yes.:rolleyes:

[eviltwin]

Crikey, a couple of boys from the big smoke come along and things in the GM go horribly wrong!!! svdan now has an alter ego, my bike streetfighters itself on a vauxhall astra's bonnet...I'll stick to cider in the local and ignore this scary 'London' place I think:safe:

[JonToms]

Jesus !!!!!!!!!!!! Your arms are thicker than my legs !:(

The wife was wondering if your available next week :smt003
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and i am just waiting for the "moderators"=; to step in here !:laughat:

a man showing arm flesh and inuendo after inuendo !!!:smt046 oh lordy !!!:rolleyes:

[falc]

Just need some green paint on your pic Dan and you'll be the incredible Hulk, then you can match the colour of your bike :lol:

The thread has gone horribly downhill but just think what their PM's contain...in fact don't :shock:

[DanAbnormal]

Jesus !!!!!!!!!!!! Your arms are thicker than my legs !:(

The wife was wondering if your available next week :smt003
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and i am just waiting for the "moderators"=; to step in here !:laughat:

a man showing arm flesh and inuendo after inuendo !!!:smt046 oh lordy !!!:rolleyes:

Well your legs are rather twiglet like mate!:D

One wife is more than enough hassle for me!!!:rolleyes:

Hmm, manflesh!:ncool:

[Spider]

Crikey, a couple of boys from the big smoke come along and things in the GM go horribly wrong!!! svdan now has an alter ego, my bike streetfighters itself on a vauxhall astra's bonnet...I'll stick to cider in the local and ignore this scary 'London' place I think:safe:

Don`t blame us for under lying problems, we`ve just helped point these things out :thumright:

[Bluesteel]

Don`t blame us for under lying problems, we`ve just helped point these things out :thumright:

I think you mean: helped these men come out.

[Spider]

I think you mean: helped these men come out.


that`s the one mate ;)