View Full Version : Competition!!! You and your bike.
DanAbnormal
23-04-07, 11:09 AM
Righto, seeing as some of you have put up amusing pics of yourselves lateley I came up with the genius notion that we should have regular competitions. Why, I hear you say?!? Because, that's why! Damn inner voices, who are they to question my amazingness?! Anyhoo, this week/month it is the "Stupid pic of you and your bike" competition. All previous pics are not allowed as entries. THERE WILL BE A PRIZE, but you have to be at the GM weekly meet to collect it. Okay I MIGHT post it as well if you're really good!
Any chance of a sticky mods?
I'll be working on my picture tonight, mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa, cough.
DanAbnormal
23-04-07, 11:59 AM
Sticky done...
Dan, you're mad ;)
Cheers Lee and yes, yes I am.
And to get you crazy kids in the mood here is a sample of one I did earlier, it's not an official entry but you get the idea. Check out those knees! Oh yeah!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/dan1677/NinjaDan.jpg
eviltwin
23-04-07, 07:22 PM
I have something seriously good for this week's competition. None of you need bother entering any more pics.....await post tomorrow evening \\:D/
I'm moist with anticipation.
DanAbnormal
24-04-07, 10:04 AM
I'm dribbling with excitment..............................8-[
and i know what eviltwin's plan is... :smt043
DanAbnormal
24-04-07, 10:46 AM
I'm about to vomit.
Grant that's just gross, there's always one! :D :rolleyes:
I have something seriously good for this week's competition. None of you need bother entering any more pics.....await post tomorrow evening \\:D/
What happened?
Typical - Promises - Anticipation - Let down.
eviltwin
26-04-07, 04:59 PM
Yes, sorry folks! Haven't actually had time enough in daylight to get it done this week.
Jester666
29-04-07, 10:53 AM
I know I've been a poor Guildford Member recently but with working late to get the cash for my bike and the meets getting further away from me (closer to Guildford I know!) I've not been able to attend. Will the meet ever return to The Anchor? (Easy for me to get to after a long day in the saddle!!
Here's my entry anyway!
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s95/jesterSV650S/3rd003.jpg
Or this one on the work bike at Oulton Park.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s95/jesterSV650S/Trackday006.jpg
I know I've been a poor Guildford Member recently but with working late to get the cash for my bike and the meets getting further away from me (closer to Guildford I know!) I've not been able to attend. Will the meet ever return to The Anchor? (Easy for me to get to after a long day in the saddle!!
Yeah, will try it again when it reopens, depends on what they've done to it, whether the meets will stay there.
Jester666
29-04-07, 11:00 AM
Yeah, will try it again when it reopens, depends on what they've done to it, whether the meets will stay there.
When's it due to reopen and where is the meeting place at the moment?
When's it due to reopen and where is the meeting place at the moment?
At the moment, we're wandering. Just like most of the threads in GM!
Check out our weekly threads. Recently Thursday meets have been at Worplesdon Place, Worplesdon off the A322. Britannia in the centre.
Wednesdays have been at Oatsheaf or the Links in Fleet or The Ely in Blackwater. I would have thought Blackwater would be close enough for you.
I'm disappointed that you have changed your avatar now jester :(
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5396/radianzc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I rest my case, and eagerly await my prize...
oh no I think I have a much better one of you Jamie.. no bike in it though ;)
now how do you get photo's of this phone again??
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/hovi5/dcp_2329.jpg
that one has already been posted Hovis so not allowed ;)
DanAbnormal
29-04-07, 09:32 PM
that one has already been posted Hovis so not allowed ;)
Thankyou Anna, no cheating! Nice outfit though.:thumright:
Filipe M.
29-04-07, 10:06 PM
Ok, here goes nothing... :smt095
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8361/slowsucksat5.jpg
Ok, here goes nothing... :smt095
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8361/slowsucksat5.jpg
Hello hello. :love:
:lol:
Oh, that pose is so common. :p
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k86/Viney71/Image029.jpg
My better half...Bernard biker chick :)
I have a better one, but i like my life, and dont know if the prize is worth it :)
Ah the competition is hotting up, will have to put my thinking cap on :-k
that one has already been posted Hovis so not allowed ;)
Thankyou Anna, no cheating! Nice outfit though.:thumright:
its the only one i have:(
Well, as i said, i have a picture of BBC that WILL win hands down, so when the closing of this here competiton?
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 07:36 AM
All pictures must be original and not used in other posts on the forum, and it must be YOUR bike. Sorry guys n' gals. Prize will be handed out at the GM meet either this week or next week. Where are the Guildford massive's efforts????? Prize will be pretty cool.
dirtydog
30-04-07, 07:53 AM
All pictures must be original and not used in other posts on the forum, and it must be YOUR bike. Sorry guys n' gals. Prize will be handed out at the GM meet either this week or next week. Where are the Guildford massive's efforts????? Prize will be pretty cool.
I'm far to ugly to put a picture of myself on the interweb!!!!!
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 08:03 AM
I'm far to ugly to put a picture of myself on the interweb!!!!!
That hasn't stopped anyone else!:D
Then the killer phot may be posted...when i say killer, i may be killed!
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 09:28 AM
Then the killer phot may be posted...when i say killer, i may be killed!
DO IT!!! :p
Filipe M.
30-04-07, 10:09 AM
All pictures must be original and not used in other posts on the forum, and it must be YOUR bike. Sorry guys n' gals. Prize will be handed out at the GM meet either this week or next week. Where are the Guildford massive's efforts????? Prize will be pretty cool.
Spoilsport... :roll: :lol:
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 10:13 AM
Spoilsport... :roll: :lol:
Yeah I know, but those who put the effort in will be rewarded.\\:D/
TVR_Tracy
30-04-07, 10:17 AM
Swit Swoo Mr H :cool:
Filipe M, the thinking women's choice :lol: :lol:
Filipe M.
30-04-07, 10:24 AM
Filipe M, the thinking women's choice :lol: :lol:
Talk, talk, talk... :roll:
:lol:
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 02:08 PM
C'mon guy's and gals get busy with you camera's!!!
There is a nice little prize afterall!
I'll have to get cracking with my effort, although I won't be an official entry (ooer)......:rolleyes:
C'mon guy's and gals get busy with you camera's!!!
There is a nice little prize afterall!
I'll have to get cracking with my effort, although I won't be an official entry (ooer)......:rolleyes:
Is the prize worth the humiliation???
is it only open to the Guildford Massive ?
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 03:25 PM
is it only open to the Guildford Massive ?
Well, put it this way. You have to turn up to the GM meet to collect the prize.
is it only open to the Guildford Massive ?
Well, put it this way. You have to turn up to the GM meet to collect the prize.
THERE WILL BE A PRIZE, but you have to be at the GM weekly meet to collect it. Okay I MIGHT post it as well if you're really good!
.
:stupid:
is it only open to the Guildford Massive ?
Well, put it this way. You have to turn up to the GM meet to collect the prize.
THERE WILL BE A PRIZE, but you have to be at the GM weekly meet to collect it. Okay I MIGHT post it as well if you're really good!
:stupid:
You're obviously not good! If you win and are willing to wait a few weeks/months/years I might be popping back over to the valleys some point in my life. ;)
DanAbnormal
30-04-07, 03:53 PM
You're obviously not good! If you win and are willing to wait a few weeks/months/years I might be popping back over to the valleys some point in my life. ;)
What he said, no half arsed efforts will win! ;)
Filipe M.
30-04-07, 06:07 PM
*sods off to find a friendlier massive to apply for membership*
:lol:
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k86/Viney71/DSC00100.jpg
The Babe in a bikini on her bike shot...the winner me thinks :D
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k86/Viney71/DSC00100.jpg
The Babe in a bikini on her bike shot...the winner me thinks :D
Would be the winner, if I hadn't already seen that, as her avatar.
Actually, all the others I've seen before apart from Filipe's, Dan's and your Minimoto one.
The Babe in a bikini on her bike shot...the winner me thinks :D
Looks like it... though just give me a little time and I can shot a nice 'hot' pick for you all.
DanAbnormal
02-05-07, 11:21 AM
The Babe in a bikini on her bike shot...the winner me thinks :D
Hmm, you've not seen how flexible my wife is though.........! :D
Hmm, you've not seen how flexible my wife is though.........! :D
Havent I....??;)
DanAbnormal
03-05-07, 09:35 AM
Havent I....??;)
No, she said you couldn't get it up.:p
TVR_Tracy
03-05-07, 12:53 PM
Enough of the girlfriend-offs ...
Who won the comp?
Enough of the girlfriend-offs ...
Who won the comp?
The competition is on going until Dan awards the prize
& there is hardley any pictures that qualify:smt009
Well it ain't the weekend yet and I have had time to get mine done... but I will, you'll see.
eviltwin still hasn't done his pic yet either
Filipe M.
03-05-07, 01:15 PM
Does that make me the winner in the meantime?
This isn't an official entry, cos
a) I've posted it before
b) It's not my bike.
But it's good for a giggle. Check out my gloves!! :albino: Cool or what.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/Scan3.jpg
Does that make me the winner in the meantime?
i would say so................... but its not my game
i would say so................... but its not my game
I would too, but then I also am an illegal immigrant
Does that make me the winner in the meantime?
or was your pic excluded because it isn't your bike? what's the deal dan? do hire bikes count or not?
I would too, but then I also am an illegal immigrant
What are you doing here? Deport the Frenchie!! :p ;)
Filipe M.
03-05-07, 01:22 PM
or was your pic excluded because it isn't your bike? what's the deal dan? do hire bikes count or not?
Shush!!! :-$
Quick, someone photoshop a black SV in my pic, please?! I'm not doing that Stretchie pose again!!!
Shush!!! :-$
Quick, someone photoshop a black SV in my pic, please?! I'm not doing that Stretchie pose again!!!
sorry :-#
Shush!!! :-$
Quick, someone photoshop a black SV in my pic, please?! I'm not doing that Stretchie pose again!!!
Done!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/Filly.jpg
:lol:
TVR_Tracy
03-05-07, 01:34 PM
That's one mighty big SV you got there Filipe!! :winner:
Filipe M.
03-05-07, 01:35 PM
Done!!
:lol:
:-k
:smt075
I meant a PROPER SHAPE black SV. And one in human size, please!!! Now I can understand why you can't reach the ground on that thing! :roll:
Done!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/Filly.jpg
:lol:
Filipe, Who is slow?
Looks good, but I fear that the pointy is more machine than Filipe "Burgman" M. can handle.
Filipe M.
03-05-07, 01:38 PM
Filipe, Who is slow?
Why, you wanna meet him? :p
Why, you wanna meet him? :p
HIM, oh dear ;)
Why, you wanna meet him? :p
SOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOO missed the point Filipe.
Luckypants
03-05-07, 02:02 PM
LMAO :smt041
I didn't know that about Tomcat :confused:
plowsie
03-05-07, 02:47 PM
Its not me, its not my ex, its not my bike, i dontt want a prize, i found it on the net n thought it was a bit funny ;)
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/plowsie/fat.jpg
Its not me, its not my ex, its not my bike, i dontt want a prize, i found it on the net n thought it was a bit funny ;)
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/plowsie/fat.jpg
That is very very wrong ! But I am going to have to have another look, is that even wronger! :D
plowsie
03-05-07, 02:51 PM
I'm a biggish guy but fack me she would scare me wif that ass :D
Eww!!! Was she that thong woman you were following? :p
plowsie
03-05-07, 02:56 PM
Eww!!! Was she that thong woman you were following? :p
Indeed I went back for a decent look ;)
:puker:
plowsie
03-05-07, 02:58 PM
That is very very wrong ! But I am going to have to have another look, is that even wronger! :D
Are you female in this case i would say yes it is wrong because not many lesbian women would take a look at that but i'll let u off this time ;)
Are you female in this case i would say yes it is wrong because not many lesbian women would take a look at that but i'll let u off this time ;)
I am female, and I am not lessa, but that is fascinating!!!
She has a nice face :D
I am also curious how you came across this picture, what were you looking for?
plowsie
03-05-07, 03:07 PM
U need to see my list of fetish's lol. Nar i'm jokin i was on some funny pics site and seen that i gotta better 1 but its over 18 kinda pic lol not as funny but pretty cool lol.
i`m not female, i am a lessa and you`re right she has got a nice face amd probaly a great personality ;)
Ok this is spinning out of control...
DanAbnormal
03-05-07, 04:33 PM
Ok this is spinning out of control...
Spiralling, even....
But then just wait until you see my picture for this compo (although I'm not in it to win it, a bit like Man U really........)
DanAbnormal
04-05-07, 09:26 AM
So..........are we going to get any proper entries or what?
Sheesh.
And I thought the GM lot would be up for a bit of a larf.:(
So..........are we going to get any proper entries or what?
Sheesh.
And I thought the GM lot would be up for a bit of a larf.:(
hopefully eviltwin and i should be able to get some pics done this weekend, you'll just have to be patient.
DanAbnormal
04-05-07, 10:08 AM
hopefully eviltwin and i should be able to get some pics done this weekend, you'll just have to be patient.
Coool.
Mine is, er, interesting!:p
TVR_Tracy
04-05-07, 10:13 AM
Coool.
Mine is, er, topless!:p
:-$
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
....for a change ;)
hopefully eviltwin and i should be able to get some pics done this weekend, you'll just have to be patient.
Yep and we are gonna take some too :D
plowsie
04-05-07, 10:23 AM
Blimey, I might even have some this weekend!
Same, I'm off to do the nasty thing of watching a f*** wheeled event :( The GT Championships at Silverstone, only cos my dad works for Aston Martin so e gets cheap tickets ;) So i'll try n get summit good wif my bike ;):D Jus to join in with the fun :D
talk talk talk - everyone seems to be doing something interesting... but no one wants to share.
DanAbnormal
04-05-07, 11:12 AM
:-$
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
....for a change ;)
Not JUST topless this time.............:cool:
Not JUST topless this time.............:cool:
god help us =;
god help us =;
Amen, I shall be on standby with mod force powers just incase...:shock:
dirtydog
04-05-07, 12:18 PM
Not JUST topless this time.............:cool:
oooh i'm feeling rahter queesy at the thought :sick: :sick:
Here's me and my ZX6R on the way to the Reading Toy Run:
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1011/p1010111te4.th.jpg (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1010111te4.jpg)
Me and my wife (nearly) on a bike at our wedding at Legoland last May.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4431/imgp0174qc1.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/my.php?image=imgp0174qc1.jpg)
Me on a Mini-moto
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2644/minimotsmallyw2.th.jpg (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=minimotsmallyw2.jpg)
rictus01
04-05-07, 12:20 PM
oooh i'm feeling rahter queesy
You leave queesy alone, snow white will need all her dwarfs back when you're finished=;
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