that damn tree

[maff]

im all for saving the planet, reduce carbon, save forests and all that,

but theres one tree id like to murder myself and thats the tree sitting right over the top of me bike..

quietely watching, sniggering to itself as it drops all manor of poop on to my ride.

wheres that chainsaw?

[kwak zzr]

cut the frigger down:)

[kitkat]

is it a blossom tree. guy across the road had a blue car it now looks pink with all the cherry blossom all over it. so pretty

[maff]

cut the frigger down:)

i would do but its about as tall as the house, wouldnt want the nieghbs waking up in the morning with a tree on their car :eek:

[maff]

is it a blossom tree. guy across the road had a blue car it now looks pink with all the cherry blossom all over it. so pretty

yes it is a blossom tree. its dropping petals and needles at the mo. looks like its been snowing

[the_lone_wolf]

umbrellas and duct tape?

[maff]

umbrellas and duct tape?

hmm.. interesting idea

[Grinch]

Bike cover? Argos do one for only £14.

[the_runt69]

Have a flowering Cherry tree outside the house, frightened to turn the blowers on in the car at this time of year for fear of having a petal storm inside the car,
The sap gets all over the windows as well which is a pain when it rains coz they go nice and smeary

[kwak zzr]

is it a blossom tree. guy across the road had a blue car it now looks pink with all the cherry blossom all over it. so pretty

we had one of those trees in our back garden, i cut it down. it did look nice in the spring but when the blossom started to fall off it was a nightmare.

[hovis]

u need a garage/ shed.(especialy in newport)..i was in newport tonight went to venny via usk

[Ed]

Poor tree. It's supposed to blossom. It's only a few petals and they soon get washed away by the rain. I'd leave it:D

[the_runt69]

Poor tree. It's supposed to blossom. It's only a few petals and they soon get washed away by the rain. I'd leave it:D

If I could cut the thing down I would its a council tree and I'm thinking of sending them the bill for the wear and tear on the hoover from alays having to hoover the bloody stuff up

[Ed]

If I could cut the thing down I would its a council tree and I'm thinking of sending them the bill for the wear and tear on the hoover from alays having to hoover the bloody stuff up

Oh you miserable git! It's like leaves on the line:D

[the_runt69]

Oh you miserable git! It's like leaves on the line:D

I'd cut those trees down as well, save me a load of work every year trying to get my trainset running to time again
(I know it doesnt work very often)

[redbouy]

do you get the same problems with snow as well on your lines? Mines never worked.

[skint]

Careful chopping down trees there may be a Tree Preservation order on it. Sometimes they can be automatically protected without your knowledge. I seem to recall that in some cases trees over 100mm diameter had some kind of protection?

No tree problem here just a cat using the car windscreen as a slide! Worse thing is its my own bleedin cat!

[kitkat]

If I could cut the thing down I would its a council tree and I'm thinking of sending them the bill for the wear and tear on the hoover from alays having to hoover the bloody stuff up

you hoover your garden, gosh you are houseproud :p

[keithd]

what came first. the bike or the tree?

here's a wacky idea...move the bike?

[the_runt69]

what came first. the bike or the tree?

here's a wacky idea...move the bike?

I do, I take it to work every day but unfortuneatly it has to go back into the front garden when i get home.

[Ping]

Its the price we pay to have boooooooteeful trees to look at...

I keep my bike under a cover so he's still tree-crapless... however my nice (I use the term loosely - its a renault boresmobile) silver car is an interesting greeny-silver these days. :lol:

[Stu]

No tree problem here just a cat using the car windscreen as a slide! Worse thing is its my own bleedin cat!
That's got to be worth £250 from You've been framed! :D

[maff]

i was in newport tonight went to venny via usk

ah thats a good road

went up there last week, first time in years. the road surface isnt as good as it used to be, bit dodgy in places i thought but very good twistie bits :)