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Alpinestarhero
26-04-07, 12:06 PM
I received this email just a moment ago, it was really nice...


Hello my dear,

How are you and your family ? hope fine, my Dear I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance . I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. ,

I am Pauline 25 years old girl and I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you .In regards , My late father Dr Dion William ,was the personal advicer to the former head of state in my country Liberia in west Africa. But he was killed along side with my mother during the long civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed. However, after their death I managed to escape with a very important document which worthy the sum of (US$6.5m) Six million Five hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in a BANK) .
Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn person will help me transfer the money over to his country and into his acoount pending my arrival to meet with him. Furthermore,you can contact the BANK for confirmation and i will issue a letter of nomination on your name,that will enable the BANK to deal with you on my behalf.I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your daugther and manage the money., your urgent reply will be highly appreciated.

Thanks
Miss Pauline William

I'm really not old enough to have a daughter of 25 years old, but that money sure sounds tempting....:clown: :king:

No idea who the person is, but his/her email is pwb2k4@yahoo.ca

Whats ca?

Matt

Baph
26-04-07, 12:10 PM
Whats ca?

Canada.

Be a man, accept the offer, buy me & SoulKiss (see, I'm looking out for ya big guy!) a Vyrus ;)

Alpinestarhero
26-04-07, 12:11 PM
LOL

But who wants the girl?

And would you like top-boxes fitted with those bikes?

Matt

Baph
26-04-07, 12:13 PM
And would you like top-boxes fitted with those bikes?


Great minds, post on 2 seperate threads about the same thing.

ArtyLady
26-04-07, 12:23 PM
I get about 4 of these spams a week (amongst the other 80 or so spams per day :mad: :roll: )

DanDare
26-04-07, 12:37 PM
Sounds perfectly legitimate to me!

I helped some African girl once to transfer funds from countries with the guarantee of 2 million pound payout. Its simple all you need to do is take out a huge loan, re-mortgage my house and ransack my life savings to pay the paperwork fees. So I am 250 grand down, but can't wait for that 2 million, though iots been a while since she contacted me..........Must be she's busy!













Penny has just dropped! Gulp!

Tiger 55
26-04-07, 12:38 PM
Hey, she seems nice. Go for it!

Kinvig
26-04-07, 12:38 PM
I get about 4 of these spams a week (amongst the other 80 or so spams per day :mad: :roll: )


spam????



Oh, no. Not again.

Baph
26-04-07, 12:47 PM
I get about 4 of these spams a week (amongst the other 80 or so spams per day :mad: :roll: )
Then you need tighter spam controls.

I think I've had 4 spam emails all year so far. If that!

Filipe M.
26-04-07, 12:50 PM
But who wants the girl?


Ask Blue_SV, I'm sure he could arrange for something.

Cloggsy
26-04-07, 12:52 PM
Spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w)

ArtyLady
26-04-07, 12:59 PM
Then you need tighter spam controls.

I think I've had 4 spam emails all year so far. If that!

I have a website so thats why I get so many, although I have the spam filter on I do check through before deleting, just in case it's blocked a legitimate customer (which ocassionally has happened :roll:) :)

Biker Biggles
26-04-07, 01:00 PM
Have you got anything with a bit less spam in it?:)

ArtyLady
26-04-07, 01:01 PM
D'ya want Spam with that? ;)

Sosha
26-04-07, 01:16 PM
What? You don't like Spam?:smt119

Alpinestarhero
26-04-07, 01:18 PM
I'll have your spam with my spam, spam, spam, spam and spam

Matt

Grinch
26-04-07, 01:37 PM
Nice... but you need to start by replying and saying, I can help you but I need you to send me 50 quid to cover my banks SOWC... then just continue to promis your commitment and ask for more daft charges and silly forms to fill in. Maybe get them to take a photo off them self with a paper and a card that spells something that they wouldn't get but we would fine funny.

Baph
26-04-07, 01:50 PM
Grinch, I have done similar to that in the past, only not with spam emails, and I can't possibly divulge because of the U-rating. :lol:

Kylie
26-04-07, 02:01 PM
Me thinks Grinch may have been inspired by these folks. Very funny (and fair chance of being true):
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Grinch
26-04-07, 02:02 PM
Grinch, I have done similar to that in the past, only not with spam emails, and I can't possibly divulge because of the U-rating. :lol:

I can imagine...

cuffy
26-04-07, 06:14 PM
Me thinks Grinch may have been inspired by these folks. Very funny (and fair chance of being true):
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

That website is fookin hillarious :thumbsup: