Cool Job Titles

[Kinvig]

One of my associates works for the government. & her job title is really cool as is her dept name:

Small Arms and Light Weapons Strategy Manager
Conflict Humanitarian and Security Department

I imagine she buys hand-held flame throwers ro something.


Anyone able to trump that?

[Luckypants]

No............

[stewie]

I dont think I can beat that but I was onced asked what I did for a job and I replied that I was ' a logistics and transportation executive in a large aircraft corporation' when in fact I just drove a bus in the Air force.

[_Stretchie_]

One of my associates works for the government. & her job title is really cool as is her dept name:

Small Arms and Light Weapons Strategy Manager
Conflict Humanitarian and Security Department

I imagine she buys hand-held flame throwers ro something.



Anyone able to trump that?


If she was in the NHS that would mean

A. Mate
Stationary re-deployment
Complaints department



I want a cool job title!!!!! Chief Gopher (read Go-For) just isn't good enough

[lynw]

Sounds like FCO or DFID department to me. ;)

[hovis]

butcher ?

[Sudoxe]

Generial Internet Monitoring Person (Acryonym)
And was once in the Provisioning and Internet Security Team (PIST)

[Ping]

Heheheh, can't beat it but if you don't think in terms of jobs mine sounds pretty kewl...

Web developer....

[Viney]

Pings Spiderwoman?

[ArtyLady]

Pastel Artist specialising in Equine, Canine and Feline subjects :cool:

Commonly known as a Pet Portrait Artist...innit ;) :lol:

[richbeales]

Generial Internet Monitoring Person (Acryonym)
And was once in the Provisioning and Internet Security Team (PIST)

Talking of acronyms, I work for a company (won't give the name) that begins with "T", and I'm a web developer. So when naming the team, we couldn't decide between:

T*** Web Application Team, or
T*** Internet Team

:D

[Filipe M.]

Some would call me the Architects Public Enemy #1... yet I'm just an acoustics consultant! Go figure! :-k

[MiniMatt]

Hmmm, had "Ambassador to the Klingon Empire" in my work's email signature for a while till the boss made me stop :)

[SoulKiss]

I once created a system at work called the

Ticket
Information
Tracking
System

Was up on a 8x4 52" plasma screen array 3 months until one of the managers spotted it and it was renamed to Faults etc etc instead of Ticket :)

Had to be careful and rename the

Automated
Resolution
Systems
Engineer

Project, which was going to be looking for "routine" faults and dealing with them automatically - but was never implimented because I got made redundant before it was finished, so never got beyond planning phase....

[Caddy2000]

Park Manager






GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!! :smt093 :smt071

[cuffy]

I once created a system at work called the

Ticket
Information
Tracking
System

Was up on a 8x4 52" plasma screen array 3 months until one of the managers spotted it and it was renamed to Faults etc etc instead of Ticket :)

Had to be careful and rename the

Automated
Resolution
Systems
Engineer

Project, which was going to be looking for "routine" faults and dealing with them automatically - but was never implimented because I got made redundant before it was finished, so never got beyond planning phase....
Whilst in the fire brigade we had a staion near us that dealt in water rescue, they were dubbed the Tactical Water Assault Team :rolleyes:
but on the other hand we had to cover the underground network of coppenacre and places alike so we got tagged Corsham Underground Network Team :(

[tricky]

My job title is "Technical Specialist", which is pretty **** really isn't it.

[svJvJ]

one TITLE I've been after for a while is Penetration Tester........

I have seen a few IT Job adverts with that on....

[tigersaw]

we once had a device called ' Failsafe Automatic Runway Tellback System '

and a department called

' Electronic Interference Engineering Investigation Organisation '

[Richie]

I/C Inspections, Shop Floor Manger, Welfare Manager, G1098 Tec Store man, Wheeled & Tracked Vehicle Mechanical & Electricial Instructor, Deisel Fitter, High Pressure Pure Air System Annerlist, Plant fitter, General Dogs Body, brew Bitch and Lackey.

or Corporal. Welcome to the Army, multi Hatted role... :-)

[Warthog]

My mate is a Defence Analyst for the RAND corporation, his job is so cool.

[Baph]

we once had a device called ' Failsafe Automatic Runway Tellback System '

and a department called

' Electronic Interference Engineering Investigation Organisation '
EIEIO... great :lol:

I won't comment on the other one, far too obvious ;)

[Stig]

In the Army I had the title of All Arms Multi Track Vehicle Driving And Maintenance Instructor.

Or in other words A tank driving instructor who could also teach you how to check the oil level. :lol: