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kitkat
16-05-07, 04:44 PM
who watched this last night, it is the funniest and saddest thing I have seen in a long time. Especially when guy was on bed and his leg was stretched out and shaking (not too much imagination needed to figure out what he was doing). reminded me of when I used to scratch my dogs ear, her leg used to make a similar movement.:D

diamond
16-05-07, 04:49 PM
We've been talking about this all day long at work. I missed it my self but from what i hear i need to see if it's repeated on E4 cos it was proper car crash TV.

gettin2dizzy
16-05-07, 05:11 PM
lol. that bit was hilarious! i think he had deeper problems than being a virgin though... you know what the most common profession of middle aged virgins is? (i'm going to regret writing this on a board..) IT! haha! Those women were so so creepy :S

sarah
16-05-07, 05:14 PM
i only watched the first half of the prog then switched over to learn about why so many bikers die on wales' roads. i hope they repeat it so i can watch the second half.

diamond
16-05-07, 05:20 PM
Look there's more where that came from
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/index.html

Fizzy Fish
16-05-07, 05:49 PM
who watched this last night, it is the funniest and saddest thing I have seen in a long time. Especially when guy was on bed and his leg was stretched out and shaking (not too much imagination needed to figure out what he was doing). reminded me of when I used to scratch my dogs ear, her leg used to make a similar movement.:D

OMG that bit was so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! He had curled up toes and everything...

What i found slightly ironic as well was the fact that a few times he mentioned things like "I'm not going to wear a top like that cos it would be embarassing" What like more embarassing than being in a TV programme about being a virgin??

Still you did feel for him a bit about the whole thing, and it was sad that it mainly stemmed from bullying etc at school...

gettin2dizzy
16-05-07, 05:52 PM
but why did he wear 2 pairs of boxers?!

DoubleD
16-05-07, 06:08 PM
but why did he wear 2 pairs of boxers?!

Only 1 pair of boxers.... they were Y fronts underneath the boxers :D

those woman to help him were very.... how can I put it... 58 and naked... NOT RIGHT!

gettin2dizzy
16-05-07, 06:10 PM
hehe. That bit when she was sitting with her legs apart...."it doesn't hurt to touch it" yuck yuck yuck! thats one program bound to be on google video soon if anyone missed it. Really creepy but kind of compulsive viewing.

DoubleD
16-05-07, 06:13 PM
your so right... wanted to change over but had to keep watching!!

Stingo
16-05-07, 06:16 PM
Hmmm...Youtube....:-dd .....

The Basket
16-05-07, 06:56 PM
His problems seem to be far worse than a few slappers can deal with.

He must have been paid a fortune to appear on TV. I wouldnt embarass myself in that way for all the tea in China.

trickywoos
16-05-07, 07:29 PM
Damn, missed it! If it's on youtube, can someone post a link?

keithd
16-05-07, 07:33 PM
you know what the most common profession of middle aged virgins is? (i'm going to regret writing this on a board..) IT!

no way!!

that's come as a big surprise to me....

Alpinestarhero
16-05-07, 07:37 PM
Me and maria watched it and got the same thing; quite sad (poor guy, no confidence at all) but then some bits were quite amusing. He must have had some confidence to go ahead and pop his cherry in front of tv cameras! I woner what his day at work (i beleive he works in a cinema now, thats what it said at the end of the film) was like today? Good on him I say!

Matt

Alpinestarhero
16-05-07, 07:38 PM
i only watched the first half of the prog then switched over to learn about why so many bikers die on wales' roads. i hope they repeat it so i can watch the second half.

And what was the conclusion as to why so many bikers die on roads in wales?

Was it brunstrom firing Bike seeking missiles?

Matt

fizzwheel
16-05-07, 07:43 PM
I watched it, strangely compelling television.

I dont get the no confidence thing though doing what he did and being filmed. Weird.

sarah
16-05-07, 07:44 PM
And what was the conclusion as to why so many bikers die on roads in wales?

Was it brunstrom firing Bike seeking missiles?

Matt

no, wasn't that bad, but imo not that great either have a look at the discussion here (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=89385)

Reckless Rat
16-05-07, 11:29 PM
I watched it, strangely compelling television.

I dont get the no confidence thing though doing what he did and being filmed. Weird.

Yeah, made me wonder if it was faked...
The guy wasn't confident etc etc, but aparently happy about the process being filmed.
Then the double pants thing :scratch: and working as a paperboy, hmmm.
- a bit much for 1st April!

scarlett
17-05-07, 04:07 AM
I woner what his day at work (i beleive he works in a cinema now, thats what it said at the end of the film) was like today? Good on him I say!

Matt

The working in a cinema thing is probably a big cover up for pornstar, now he's got a taste for it.;)

Kinvig
17-05-07, 06:37 AM
I missed it but fill me in:

What was he doing on the bed with his toes curled up, surely not onanism whilst there were people in the room filming. The dirty little toerag!

2 pairs of pants? Eh? What?

Coudl you see his face or was it blurred for filming?

IT? I need a new job!

Captain Nemo
17-05-07, 06:43 AM
poor b@5tar4,

i thought the programme was made quite sympathetically, but it brought up a few things,

he lives with his mum, who doesnt appear to be wealthy, and he works as a paper boy for the free ads?, where did the money come from for the "course", i expect that it wasnt cheap, and it was in germany/holland irc?, so was he courted by the tv company?

the dancing in the y fronts was proper car crash though, hed have been better off having salsa lessons, im sure that would have done him more good long term,

and ohhh, thetoe curling....
what s the betting that its got very dificult for him down at the cinema?, big groups of kid scan be so cruel.............................

Dave The Rave
17-05-07, 07:11 AM
Only 1 pair of boxers.... they were Y fronts underneath the boxers :D

those woman to help him were very.... how can I put it... 58 and naked... NOT RIGHT!

Obviously they did the programme on a budget and they were the best they could afford. Otherwise it would be him with some fantastic supermodel :D

kitkat
17-05-07, 08:20 AM
oh just remember another bit

standing fully dressed in front of a full length mirror, thrusting at the mirror, while being encouraged by old lady to make some grunting noises.

what are you betting he never ever ever has sex again at least with another person

DanDare
17-05-07, 08:23 AM
I think channel 4 funded his trip in order to make the programme didn't they?

Soooo wrong on so many accounts but strangely compelling. :confused: ;)

I hope Hugh Heffner is watching and decides to cash in with a Playboy Virgin School! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Ooh Ooh! Me Me Me! :D

Fizzy Fish
17-05-07, 09:00 AM
I hope Hugh Heffner is watching and decides to cash in with a Playboy Virgin School! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Ooh Ooh! Me Me Me! :D

so you saying that you're one too then?? :lol:

mind you i guess some of you boys might think it was worth pretending...

DanDare
17-05-07, 09:05 AM
so you saying that you're one too then?? :lol:

mind you i guess some of you boys might think it was worth pretending...

Hell Yeah, I'd put on 2 pairs of pants and do some crappy dance anyday to go to the Playboy mansion!

I already thrust my pelvis in front of the mirror! ;) :D

Fizzy Fish
17-05-07, 09:10 AM
Hell Yeah, I'd put on 2 pairs of pants and do some crappy dance anyday to go to the Playboy mansion!

I already thrust my pelvis in front of the mirror! ;) :D

mmm, you sound hot :smt060

Steve H
17-05-07, 09:20 AM
Only 1 pair of boxers.... they were Y fronts underneath the boxers :D

those woman to help him were very.... how can I put it... 58 and naked... NOT RIGHT!

You will be 58 and naked one day! ;)

Captain Nemo
17-05-07, 09:27 AM
You will be 58 and naked one day! ;)

tis true,

but chances are he wont be on TV raking his lady garden in front of a paperboy.................

Steve H
17-05-07, 09:43 AM
tis true,

but chances are he wont be on TV raking his lady garden in front of a paperboy.................

Thats actually my ambition. :smt087 ;)

Jdubya
17-05-07, 10:11 AM
Yep, saw the show. He is from the Orpington area I am led to believe from the shopping center he visited with his nan. I'll bet he'll be looking for a job that doesn't involve interactiong with the public after watching the show...

gettin2dizzy
19-05-07, 07:08 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/fizzwheel/untitled.jpg

Tomcat
19-05-07, 07:26 PM
eeeeeek !!!! :smt079

Alpinestarhero
19-05-07, 07:37 PM
The working in a cinema thing is probably a big cover up for pornstar, now he's got a taste for it.;)

:oops:

Matt

fizzwheel
19-05-07, 07:41 PM
Keep it clean eyh, remember that program went out after the 9pm watershed....

Tomcat
19-05-07, 07:42 PM
oh dear looks like a pic has been removed ..... it did make me want to :pukel:

kitkat
19-05-07, 09:30 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/fizzwheel/untitled.jpg

oooh scary, have you noticed how alike getting2dizzy's avatar and this picture are. you got something to tell us? lol

gettin2dizzy
20-05-07, 01:08 AM
oooh scary, have you noticed how alike getting2dizzy's avatar and this picture are. you got something to tell us? lol

lol! :p i'll have you know i've had sex one more than one occasion :smt019, and both times i enjoyed it.......;)


right, there's going to be an effort in the good hours tomorrow to change that avatar now!

TVR_Tracy
20-05-07, 09:32 PM
Awwww poor chap... It was the little "dance" he did for her beforehand that made me cringe :(

...What was he thinking!... :-k

gettin2dizzy
20-05-07, 11:51 PM
he looked about 15 years younger after his...erm...experience :S

kitkat
21-05-07, 03:26 PM
the rest of us aged 15 years just watching him lol

Lozzo
22-05-07, 01:20 AM
the rest of us aged 15 years just watching him lol

Christ, I'm glad I missed it then, I'd be ready to collect my pension if they'd repeated it.