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Should be in the jokes bit, but I thought the Scots folk would appreciate it more!
http://www.mankyrecords.com:80/home.htm
SoulKiss
22-05-07, 08:05 PM
Hey Big Ape, shouldnt that be
Always Wear yer Ferkin Earplugs !!!
SVTONYB
22-05-07, 08:15 PM
All i'm getting is a site to register domains :confused:
oh wow, doesnt it make you proud to be scottish lol
oh wow, doesnt it make you proud to be scottish lol
Well it makes me proud that HE isn't English. :lol:
stuartyboy
22-05-07, 10:36 PM
See at by ra way man rats pure dead man
Am away doon ra toon wi ma jaiky mates fur sum ching!
Like a Scottish GLC, but completely unintelligible.
Essex of Essex
23-05-07, 12:33 PM
Does it come with a translation into English:confused:
SoulKiss
23-05-07, 12:50 PM
Does it come with a translation into English:confused:
Well I was born and brought up in Ayrshire, and while they DO have the lyrics on the website, I didnt understand most of it.
What I did find on their website is the interview they did with ScottishTV (STV) which was funny.
This guy is basically Ali G from Glasvegas :)
stuartyboy
23-05-07, 01:01 PM
Does it come with a translation into English:confused:
"Don't gies any yur shyte" - Don't be silly old chap!
"Here mate you lookin it ma burd" - I say old chap are you gazing at my girlfriend?
"Tryin tae say sheez ugly ur summit" - I say old chum are you suggesting she is unattractive?
"Here you rat wull be right" - Yes old chum that is correct!
"Whit ye day-in ya mad fanny" - What are you doing old bean?
"You're a wee bawbag yer jaws gettin ripped" - Sir you are a cad and I intend to use my sword to perform cosmetic surgery on your face!
"Ah'm gaun doon the toon tae see if I get lucky" (Similar to the geordie "Ha way man we gan doon the toon" - I'm going into town to forage
"Am gonnae pump yer ma"...I intend to seduce your mother.
on yer bike
23-05-07, 01:58 PM
"Don't gies any yur shyte" - Don't be silly old chap!
"Here mate you lookin it ma burd" - I say old chap are you gazing at my girlfriend?
"Tryin tae say sheez ugly ur summit" - I say old chum are you suggesting she is unattractive?
"Here you rat wull be right" - Yes old chum that is correct!
"Whit ye day-in ya mad fanny" - What are you doing old bean?
"You're a wee bawbag yer jaws gettin ripped" - Sir you are a cad and I intend to use my sword to perform cosmetic surgery on your face!
"Ah'm gaun doon the toon tae see if I get lucky" (Similar to the geordie "Ha way man we gan doon the toon" - I'm going into town to forage
"Am gonnae pump yer ma"...I intend to seduce your mother.
:smt046 That made me laugh so much more than the music video.
SoulKiss
23-05-07, 02:26 PM
:smt046 That made me laugh so much more than the music video.
Indeed it did.
However what would be funnier would be for someone to convert it from Ned-speak to Chav-speak and then record a cover version.
Then there could be a Neds Vs Chavs remix version
:)
stuartyboy
23-05-07, 03:46 PM
Now there's a thought...chav remix
BTW...if any of you want their rigtones for free then they've been stupid enough to put links to the file on their site. It's encoded in Flash...piece of **** to download on your phone.
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
Another site that makes you proud to come from the capital of Scotland.......... Glasvegas ;)
The ned alphabet is good.
Endellion
23-05-07, 11:25 PM
Burbury-cap-tastic!
Tiger 55
24-05-07, 06:40 AM
""Here you rat wull be right" - Yes old chum that is correct!.
Hmm. I've always felt these chaps mean that in a more post modern way, appreciative of the subtleties of irony. In which case it translates as - My dear boy, you are quite wrong.
I'm sure habbie, a regular in delightful Sighthill, will be along momentarily to enlighten us...
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