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My son just asked me why water is wet......
then my doughter asked what is a baby donkey called ?
My reply was to ask mummy as I've got to go into the garage and do man stuff... :rolleyes:
well do any of you know out there?
My son just asked me why water is wet......
then my doughter asked what is a baby donkey called ?
My reply was to ask mummy as I've got to go into the garage and do man stuff... :rolleyes:
well do any of you know out there?
a) Because I say so - Or to be more accurate, some internet thoughts here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-1725,00.html)
b) Asslet (actually I think it's Foal, seriously)
My son just asked me why water is wet......
then my doughter asked what is a baby donkey called ?
My reply was to ask mummy as I've got to go into the garage and do man stuff... :rolleyes:
well do any of you know out there?
Q1. see top of page (http://homepage.univie.ac.at/franz.vesely/sp_english/sp/node1.html) lol
Q2. Foal
Bluepete
25-05-07, 03:28 PM
A; just because
and
B; why don't you go and find out yourself?
Teacher trick when they don't know the answer!
1) Depends how old the kid is really. But generally... What happens to this chocolate if I heat it up? It melts right? It makes sort of a "liquid chocolate." Depending on age you might need to explain "liquid." Right, so if you warm ice up, it does the same sort of thing, and turns into water. So water is warm ice. Warm it up too much and it makes steam.
2) Foal, donkey's are pretty much the same as horses, so baby donkey's have the same name as baby horses, foal.
Just wait for the "How are babies made?" questions. Or "someone at school called me 'Gay,' what did they mean?" Or what about the "When will I get boobies?" :lol:
I believe water is wet because it allows its molecules to slide past each other with minimal resistance, dont know about about baby donkeys I,m afraid, donklet perhaps.lol.:D
lol, richie you big wuss, passing that on to the wife. the worst question i had was from my 10 year old daughter. "what is a b**w job?" so I thought oh what the hell and told her. "Gross!!" she replied. wonder how long she will think that. anything like her mother - 40 years lol
gettin2dizzy
25-05-07, 04:48 PM
1. wets just a description of something that is saturated with water.
2. Lunch :)
gettin2dizzy
25-05-07, 04:49 PM
lol. Your signature worked perfectly there...
lol, richie you big wuss, passing that on to the wife. the worst question i had was from my 10 year old daughter. "what is a b**w job?" so I thought oh what the hell and told her. "Gross!!" she replied. wonder how long she will think that. anything like her mother - 40 years lol
Just do it!
My four kids have asked some really embarrassing questions in their time, usually in front of their bloody grandparents.
slark01
26-05-07, 04:56 AM
I have it all to come and I am dreading it.
Luckily for me both my parents are pretty cool and will not get offended if baba asks some awkward questions, however the wifes mum is completely different she's old school and a bit like Mrs Bucket ( or is that bookay, can never remember ).
Just hope she doesn't ask some sex questions while in a shop, trying to explain in front of a bunch of strangers would not be fun.
My son just asked me why water is wet......
then my doughter asked what is a baby donkey called ?
My reply was to ask mummy as I've got to go into the garage and do man stuff... :rolleyes:
well do any of you know out there?
little donkey, little donkey .........
*wonders off to kitchen to make another brew, singing happily
:)
My four kids have asked some really embarrassing questions in their time, usually in front of their bloody grandparents.
Just a quick de-rail:
When at my parents (bit posh!) I was there with my 2 kids, bearing in mind we were the disfunctional, single parent family, and my brother was there with his 2 kids, conventional happy happy, live by the book family. One of his sons was moaning about something, so my eldest (about 7 at the time) said to him ....
"if its that bad why don't you just f**k off home"
Nice ! Honest I don't teach them to swear, I wanted to curl up in embarrassment. All the grown ups went stoney silent, and then carried on as though they didnt really hear it.
another 1-0 to the big brother then!
Sorry to de-rail slightly, felt the need to share that
:)
the_runt69
26-05-07, 07:00 AM
Not mine but on a office family trip to Amsterdam had to get some fags so went into a shop with a couple of families to find not only could you get normal tobacco there was was also the happy type and sex toys.
Mates daughter picks up a large vibrator and asks "whats this Dad" to which after snatching it off her he replies " a big lipstick sweetheart"
timwilky
26-05-07, 07:00 AM
The little 3 year old lad next door, yesterday.
Mummy is wearing a nappy.
To which, mummy had to quickly No Lewis, ladies things
We were once sat at a resteraunt in Skiathos with my two young daughters, probably aged about 3+4, the older one had somehow got the youngest one,s cutlery and asked her to give her a fork and knife please. Unfortunately the eldest refused and a row ensued with the yougest shouting at the top of her voice 'just give me that fork'n'knife now please' Well at least she said please.
Our l'il Lucy said "Grandad, you're talking b*ll*cks".
Aged 4.
New ribs and underwear all round!!
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