boozy teens

[dizzyblonde]

18 months of peace and the dreaded day that yobbo fickhead teenagers are back has arrived...well about a week or three.
Clasped in hand large cider vessel climbing up telegraph pole,
take fridge found in someones yard and take it for a ride on the park
Chav's r us we shop in
Girls get so drunk fall asleep in hedge
walk in front of menacing bird biker expecting not to get run over, on purpose


I hate this time of year, I hate chav teens, I can't move out of chav central have tried before, daren't threaten em too much they come back for more. A police dispertion order didn't work neither

Does anyone else have this problem???
could rant more but it could take a while

Whats folks views on these vile creatures?
I hope my son doesn't turn into one

[BILLY]

Baleclava and a base ball bat:smt096

[dizzyblonde]

seeing as though we live on't'moors..a man and a van could be added to the equation :smt075 .....hmmmm now would they find their way home???

[SV225]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gG-TtW7CLjg

:smt070 :drink: :smt072

[dizzyblonde]

my bloke keeps offering to do that..its naughty:smt044 :smt043 :smt043

[neio79]

they is all scared really, beat the f**k out of them first, no more problems. I find the threat of fire bombing their house while they sleep effective, or threats of extreme physical violence works. Saying that i can be quite intimidating when i want to be!! LOL

[dizzyblonde]

unfortunately we have the 'do what we say or we'll firebomb your house variety. A woman down the street who kept telling them off politely?!? had her windows in their frames for two weeks in total for the entire year of 2005. Reason its been so quiet til now is they've all been locked up or on some sort of holiday..

[the_runt69]

Kids round my way gather on the corner of the next road as the bloke there is a car scrap merchant. They all drive Corsa's and Saxo's with dustbin sized exhausts but they arent a bad bunch, I thought London was supposed to be the rough place in England but we seem to have less trouble with kids than you lot up North.

[neio79]

fight fire with fire, personally i am for a bit of one on one punishment beating, get one on their own if they have threatened you, go somewhere that no one can see, seriously f**k him/her up, and inform them politly that if there are any reprisals on you that the next time you will put them in hospital for a lon time!! If you do a good enough job the first time then they will belive that you are a Pshyco and not want to take the chance!! Or get someone not from around there to do them over and then give the same threat, stops trouble! well it worked in Northern Irland for the IRA, UVF UDA etc to police their own streets. The local yobs dont really bother anyone of their own as the fear of serious reprisals stops them.

[slark01]

Know how you feel, can get a bit scary at times. I feel for you.
In my case I had a few friends that are quite large and scary ( being bouncers ) help me out. I just asked them if they could come round one night.
They did and since then we have had no trouble.

[dizzyblonde]

some of the kids are ok round here, do somthing you don't like and they apologise, but they know me and think i'm cool being a chick with a loud bike
The fickheads that cause the big bother come from other places and don't care who, why, what or where they are
Mind you a couple of years ago i took great pleasure in tipping a full bottle of cider over the head of a lass that wouldn't let go of it,,jusy as mr plod came up the street. Me, the neighbours and the coppers found it amusing as she was carted off home, swearing she was going to come back with the cleaning bill. Good job she didn't, she'd have got one for my leathers- they stunk

[Tiger 55]

Look, I know these kids. I know their parents, I know their problems. In my opinion the suggestion we cut off their goolies is the only solution.

[slark01]

I agree with Tiger 55:smt070 :smt027 :smt070

[Baph]

Quite a while back, my mum was living in a flat, and we found evidence that "people" were dealing drugs on the fire escape. She lived above an Indian restaurant, and when I had a little chat to the restaurant owner, he knew it would be bad for his business if the police knew about the drug dealing (the restaurant owner didn't exactly do things by the book). He also wanted to buy the block of flats from the current landlord, mainly to save himself the rent for the restaurant.

So a family member of his went out on the fire escape via the restaurant, and informed the "people" he found that there could be severe consequences if it kept happening. Didn't lay a finger on them, just had a chat, and went back inside.

A couple of days later on a quiet night in the restaurant, a guy shows up. Apparently the conversation started "I hear you have a problem with someone I know conducting business near your premesis?"... it ended when the restaurant owner destroyed one of his own tables, and proceeded to beat the guy up with a table leg. Apparently two broken arms, a broken leg, and several ribs were rather sore.

Again, a couple of days later, the landlord called with a similar line to the one above. Nice landlord huh? The restaurant owners response was simple, he invited him to the restaurant for a chat.

The landlord turned up, and started a slanging match. I'm told his mobile phone then rang, without the restaurant owner even saying a word to the landlord.

The phone conversation was pretty much "Are you Mr....? Do you live at....?" Landlord apparently said yes, and I'm guessing was wondering who he was speaking to. He was then told by the person on the phone that they were sat outside his house, and his wife looked rather attractive. His kids looked quite intelligent too, and the person on the phone hoped that the landlord had a good insurance policy on his house.

When the phone conversation ended, apparently the restaurant owner simply said "Do we have an understanding now?"

Suddenly, no drugs were being dealt on the fire escape.

I'm with neio79.

[Steve H]

Emigrate to somewhere better than Britain, say Baghdad. :thumright:
Sorry to hear your plight, experienced something similar with an area I used
to live in. Not nice. :(

[Steve_God]

...walk in front of menacing bird biker expecting not to get run over, on purpose...
Simple...
Aim for them, if they don't move and make you stop, get off your bike and carmly walk towards them keeping your visor down.
If you're in full leathers with a tinted visor, it normally scares the cr@p out of them ;)

[Baph]

Simple...
Aim for them, if they don't move and make you stop, get off your bike and carmly walk towards them keeping your visor down.
If you're in full leathers with a tinted visor, it normally scares the cr@p out of them ;)
If they're not scared, you're in (or should be IMO) full amour gear (granted not the belly etc) and teflon knuckles can be useful!

[Stingo]

Will these guys help?...

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[keithd]

i was young once.

i got drunk once.

never again

to part one anyway

[Quedos]

So what have they done?!?!?

[Lozzo]

We had a bunch of about 20 kids who used to drink cheap booze in the kids playground over the road, they always left broken glass and made a hell of a row. We started calling the police before they'd got rowdy, in the end the police started to turn up to move them on. Whenever a cop car came up the road they all hid their booze in the hedges. After they'd left under police supervision I'd run over the road and nick their booze from where I'd seen them put it. 3 weekends of this and they got fed up of losing so much cheap vodka and lager, they're now someone else's problem.

[2mths]

I think I'd have ****ed in the bottles and put them back. Reckon that'd have cleared them off in two weeks :-)

Seriously I dunno what to say. I'm a bit scardy cat. I like the idea of dishing out a pre-emptive strike but know I couldn't (neio btw you're scaring me a little - I'm a good guy ok) though I wish I could. A lot of them are harmless but unfortunatley they are still fuel to the those that take pleasure from causing grief.

I live in a 'not great' area of my town (Far Cotton), it could be a lot worse (Eastern district :eek:). I occasionally have chavs sitting on the wall outside my house and when that happens I'll admit I'm afraid to go out of the house. My car has been keyed and cars on the road do get broken into occasionally, on the whole those I'm glad I live in quite a good area compared to what it could be. I think what I'm saying to the thread start is you have my sypathy.

[Lozzo]

Most chavs have parents who are nasty b@stards too. Get friendly with the parents in the pub and then drop their Dad's name into the conversation when you're telling them to pi$$ off. They'll move soon enough.