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okay so prize goes to me for the most random post ever but....
I happen to have aquired a couple of coconuts i'm now looking at them wondering how the heck i get into them without loosing all the juice!... now my first idea was a chisel and a hammer but i guess there must be another way:rolleyes:
any ideas??????
adamfool
12-06-07, 07:37 PM
a big drill! just remember to filter out the 'coconudust' before drinking :) lol
Sid Squid
12-06-07, 07:38 PM
Put in sturdy plastic bowl, hit with hammer.
http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/
Well thats a link I thought I'd never see... lol.
Biker Biggles
12-06-07, 07:51 PM
Don't forget to chop them in half after you have finished with them.Then flog them outside the Palace Theatre to the Spamalot fans.
Brave Sir Robin will be there to look after your security.:p
Spiderman
12-06-07, 07:52 PM
theres a link?
Where?
Only joshin.
Anna, thats the best way to do it alright. When i lived abroad i had to get into lots of these and hes described it perfectly for you.
thanks guys knew i could count on you ;)
bikerbiggles.. being a poor student i had already thought of that one ;)
So how did you acquire this couple of coconuts?
So how did you acquire this couple of coconuts?
They got carried by a swallow. ;)
valleyboy
12-06-07, 09:16 PM
European or African ?
European or African ?
Huh? I don't know that.
Arggghhhhh........
21QUEST
12-06-07, 09:38 PM
http://www.howtoopenacoconut.com/
Poor coconut :rolleyes: ;)
theres a link?
Where?
Only joshin.
Anna, thats the best way to do it alright. When i lived abroad i had to get into lots of these and hes described it perfectly for you.
Pah...guy is an amateur :p
Authentic way is using a knife :cool: ;) .....well a big and strong one :o .
Maybe I should bring a couple of coconuts with me to the AE . I just need someone to bring a machete along hehe
Ben
Biker Biggles
12-06-07, 09:50 PM
Right.A swallow can't generate enough lift to carry a coconut,never mind two of em,European African makes no difference.Now two swallows might just about do it if they both acted together with a coconut on a bit of string slung between them,but have you ever seen two swallows indulging in a bit of fancy ropework in order to move coconuts around?Nor me.Swans,now that's a different matter.
:nomore:
Ni Ni
Fizzy Fish
13-06-07, 03:06 PM
i had one the other day, and discovered that a coconut is no match for an electric drill and being crushed in a vice :D
My only suggestion is to attach the coconuts to string, add a grass skirt and head for AR 07, hula hula baby \\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/
_Stretchie_
13-06-07, 03:51 PM
I happen to have aquired a couple of coconuts i'm now looking at them wondering how the heck i get into them without loosing all the juice!...
Welcome to the world of man!!!!
You could always ask Kid Creole... He never had any trouble getting into those pesky coconuts :geek:
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2192/p09252kz7.jpg
Authentic way is using a knife :cool: ;) .....well a big and strong one :o .
Maybe I should bring a couple of coconuts with me to the AE . I just need someone to bring a machete along hehe
Ben
You meant A&E didn't you??
i usually go into garage shut door and chuck it at the wall. but you do lose the milk a bit. alternatively go to asda and buy a tin of coconut milk - its next to curry sauces etc
dremel :) maplin are doing a cheap one at the moment
http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=37752&doy=13m6&C=SO&U=strat15
gettin2dizzy
13-06-07, 06:03 PM
coconut bikinis all round at AR07!
Filipe M.
13-06-07, 06:06 PM
coconut bikinis all round at AR07!
Does that include Hovis?
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