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Richie
25-06-07, 08:14 PM
Get all your camping stuff on the dining room table.

1) test cooker that has not been tested for 1.5 years...
2) not make sure Cartrage key is alinged...
3) light gas cooker on table
4) let it go out and relight it... with gas hissing noise even with gas off....
5) light cooker again to see table erupt with flames and also find that your arm is also on fire.
6) Fire alarm goes off in 2 seconds flat.... good thing, thats there job
7) Finding your wife who is in kitchen screaming at you Telling you about your arm which is on fire.
8.)blow out flames on table cloth and arm, move stove out side.

thing to do before AE07.

Read gas cooker instructions,


dining room smells of bbq pork crackling, singed hairs, thats all...

note to self, always read the lable.:smt091

slark01
25-06-07, 08:21 PM
LMAO, or just as bad as I am Richie, usually I forget to put the back on a electric plug then use it. You get the idea!!!
Mrs thinks thats why I shake all the time, doesn't know it's because i'm scared of her.

BILLY
25-06-07, 09:24 PM
Cool:cool: just shave the other arm and then they will look the same;)

Oh and PMSL

Richie
25-06-07, 09:36 PM
look the same;)

Oh and PMSL

Some how, I thought you might...;)

Luckypants
25-06-07, 10:38 PM
Quality entertainment that ritchie is getting famous for in this neck of the woods! PMSL!

Things to do before AE07 - RTFM! :D

Tim in Belgium
25-06-07, 10:50 PM
I'd have a quick chew on that arm Richie before the pork crackling grows back as skin, with AR07 coming up you never know when you're going to be able to eat next.

K
26-06-07, 07:36 AM
And this is the man we trust to keep the Army on the road and moving. :roll: ;)