View Full Version : laser eye surgery - now incl sharks!
Let's open up that debate in here rather than in hovis' thread.
Are the above mentioned lasers mounted on sharks? If not, should they be?
Are the lasers mounted in the shark's eyes? Be great cos they could kill you Superman style.
the_lone_wolf
10-07-07, 11:16 AM
artist's impression:
http://img.consumating.com/photos/23317/large/124125.jpg
But these lasers are for fixing eyesight...
Sharktometry...
But these lasers are for fixing eyesight...
Sharktometry...
Oh right, do sharks have enough medical qualifications to fix peoples eyes with lasers?
And assuming you have to go down to shark depth for the surgery, wouldn't your eyes explode from the pressure of the water?
And assuming you have to go down to shark depth for the surgery, wouldn't your eyes explode from the pressure of the water?
But light travels slower through a medium that is more dense. So it makes sense to go down there to get your eyes fixed by sharks when you think about it.
But light travels slower through a medium that is more dense. So it makes sense to go down there to get your eyes fixed by sharks when you think about it.
And you won't have the smell of burning flesh to deal with. Interesting.
Who wants to set up this business then? No negative feedback either, we'll just feed unsatisfied customers to the sharks.
But light travels slower through a medium that is more dense.
it can slow down to as slow as 38mph in some substances
fact.
the_lone_wolf
10-07-07, 11:38 AM
But light travels slower through a medium that is more dense.
actually the photons travel at the same speed, the apparent slowing is due to the photons being absorbed and re-emmited more frequently in a more optically dense medium, which isn't the same as material density
:cool:
it can slow down to as slow as 38mph in some substances
fact.
Some one been watching QI?
Some one been watching QI?
:D you got me!!
the_lone_wolf
10-07-07, 11:47 AM
QI is a bit out of date, you can actually stop light long enough to "store" it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1124540.stm
SoulKiss
10-07-07, 11:48 AM
it can slow down to as slow as 38mph in some substances
fact.
Which would mean that unrestricted Yellow Curveys could approach half the speed of light - FACT
Wideboy
10-07-07, 11:51 AM
you guys are just looking in the dictionary for big words
Spiderman
10-07-07, 11:51 AM
Sharks doing lazer eye surgey? No stranger than Spiders saving damsels from tall buildings i guess :D
And didnt Dr Evils sharks with lazers on their feakings heads get banned by the health and safety nazis and get replaced with angry codfish. Like really bad tempred ones?
I've taken the liberty of preparing a diagram of sharktometry for your perusal and considered opinions.
http://blufiles.storage.msn.com/y1pzUyI-wwAA8065R6bEB8Z7EHMyqOcIeZXHAu56d9A72iWQsfIOcym9E2 2xEzIahy0oEmVbtXARUI
I thought it was enraged herring.
I've taken the liberty of preparing a diagram of sharktometry for your perusal and considered opinions.
http://blufiles.storage.msn.com/y1pzUyI-wwAA8065R6bEB8Z7EHMyqOcIeZXHAu56d9A72iWQsfIOcym9E2 2xEzIahy0oEmVbtXARUI
Will they be in some sort of water filled container, or will the shark have 'gill' breathing equipment.
Please don't ruin a perfectly good debate with your so called 'science'!
I mean, you'll be telling me I can't have monkeys (with flame throwers gaffataped into their hands) that are hot-melt glued to the feet of eagles. :twisted:
Spiderman
10-07-07, 12:16 PM
I thought it was enraged herring.
And youre probably right, its been a long time since i hungout with Dr Evil. Or No 2 for that matter.
the_runt69
10-07-07, 12:31 PM
I've taken the liberty of preparing a diagram of sharktometry for your perusal and considered opinions.
http://blufiles.storage.msn.com/y1pzUyI-wwAA8065R6bEB8Z7EHMyqOcIeZXHAu56d9A72iWQsfIOcym9E2 2xEzIahy0oEmVbtXARUI
Thats a hell of a hat that persons got on
Thats a hell of a hat that persons got on
might need some bracing.
the_runt69
10-07-07, 12:33 PM
Wonder what her maj would make of it at Ascot
I've taken the liberty of preparing a diagram of sharktometry for your perusal and considered opinions.
http://blufiles.storage.msn.com/y1pzUyI-wwAA8065R6bEB8Z7EHMyqOcIeZXHAu56d9A72iWQsfIOcym9E2 2xEzIahy0oEmVbtXARUI
You have waaaay too much time on your hands!
You have waaaay too much time on your hands!
Nnnnaaaaah. :D It only took about 10 mins... 3 to google the line drawings, 7 to throw 'em together in photoshop.
:thumbsup:
K - I was thinking that too, but then I thought that maybe it would also be kewl to come up with substantial scientific reasonings to make this all possible in theory... :lol:
K - I was thinking that too...
Wow - you want monkeys with flamethrowers glued to eagles too? Cool.
Now if only I can get this gun-turret to stay on my tortoise... :cool:
Wow - you want monkeys with flamethrowers glued to eagles too? Cool.
Now if only I can get this gun-turret to stay on my tortoise... :cool:
Tee hee hee! Warfare on a tight budget.
Hey - if they can grow an ear onto the back of a mouse, why not an anti-personnel mine! ;)
Tee hee hee! Warfare on a tight budget.
That's not tight, I have a snail with a spoon... Comeone!
Damn you - I had spent ages training a slug to hold a fork...
... but then the hedgehog ate him.
I've managed to armour a worm with a bendy straw. Good defence, crap offensive capability though. :roll:
Damn you - I had spent ages training a slug to hold a fork...
... but then the hedgehog ate him.
Did you say 'forkin' hell' when it happened?
I have managed a fit a starling with unguided sweetcorn forks.
Hey - if they can grow an ear onto the back of a mouse, why not an anti-personnel mine! ;)
Quite! I hate Human Resources. just a bunch of gossips & ne-er-do-wells.
Spiderman
11-07-07, 01:34 PM
You want budget warfare?
I got an army of Red Ants armed with toothpicks! Now they really are a formidable foe and i'm just waiting for Grinch to become world leader so i can overthrow him with ease.
Bring it!!!
the_runt69
11-07-07, 02:08 PM
It'll be the kamakazi exploding frogs next
You want budget warfare?
I got an army of Red Ants armed with toothpicks! Now they really are a formidable foe and i'm just waiting for Grinch to become world leader so i can overthrow him with ease.
Bring it!!!
And I will destroy them with the big hobnail boot of stompyness.
Or maybe a squadron of 'starlings with unguided sweetcorn forks'...
Well, at nightfall you're ALL SCREWED.
I've got my squadron of seek and destroy bats armed with cacti-bombs...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Echinocactus_grusonii_%28aka%29.jpg/240px-Echinocactus_grusonii_%28aka%29.jpg
Buahahahahahaha... You won't even see them coming!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
What is the wind speed velocity of an laddened bat with a cacti-bomb?
http://www.uncledirtae.com/blog/images/bunny.jpg
keithd - :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah ha - Mr D is obviously planning his resupply lines. Cunning.
Personally my armoured worms and mice/mines shall defend me - along with sellotaping c0ckroaches to my house...
... which of course will make it indestructable in the event of a nuclear holocaust brought about by a radioactive catus bomb.
In the mean time I will deploy the eagle/monkey/flamethrower combo but hold my enraged chicken in reserve (he's got a stick you know).
I would control the seas with my gorillas armed with bowling balls... only they sank.
Hey - I know, I should have realised that the were telling the truth in the remake of Planet of the Apes.
They really can't swim y'know.
Espescially whilst carrying a 10lb bowling ball.
Go figure. :roll:
ArtyLady
11-07-07, 05:08 PM
*sings* Theyre coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ha ha, theyre coming to take me away........ :smt026 :lol:
*sings* Theyre coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ha ha, theyre coming to take me away........ :smt026 :lol:
Ahh, so in which case you won't need the horses eh? Do you mind if I coat their feet with napalm and gaffa tape stereo's to their backs?
Just so they can play 'Ride of the Valkyries' whilst charging through the countryside and setting it on fire.
Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase.
grh1904
11-07-07, 06:50 PM
What is the wind speed velocity of an laddened bat with a cacti-bomb?
South american or European bat ????????:confused: :confused:
South american or European bat ????????:confused: :confused:
Did you mean to say "Brazilian Big-eared bat or European Free-tailed bat"?
Hmmmmm, cows...
... ignition devices on thier tails = instant flamethowers = BattleCattle! :twisted:
the_runt69
11-07-07, 09:19 PM
Hmmmmm, cows...
... ignition devices on thier tails = instant flamethowers = BattleCattle! :twisted:
Only trouble is you roast your own troops
Since there's a pension crisis, I've decided to copy Worms and use these.
http://www.worms2.com/images/icons/good_weap_oldw.gif
grh1904
12-07-07, 10:16 AM
Does anyone know who the girl is on the latest TV advert to get people into teaching ???????
I would like to explore her idea about solar powered sheep - x-breed them with a suicide bomber and you've got a great way to get behind enemy lines and blow up their supply routes.
Spiderman
12-07-07, 01:04 PM
WTF?
where's my bunny?
He's up there... that sneaky little spy in our camp.
you think we didnt know about you Bunny with its cleverly disguised hearing aparatus. Disguised to look like a pancake, whos gonna fall for that?
Now rabbit stew, mmmmmm
WTF?
where's my bunny?
Caught on video!
http://www.hardwired.hu/img/wg/2/825/Rayman_Raving_Rabbids_4.jpg
Does anyone know who the girl is on the latest TV advert to get people into teaching ???????
I would like to explore her idea about solar powered sheep - x-breed them with a suicide bomber and you've got a great way to get behind enemy lines and blow up their supply routes.
But only if it's sunny - which, let's face it, means your airborne force is only gonna be effective for 8 out of 365 days. :rolleyes:
Solar power - goddamn hippy - next you'll be wanting to convert all my BattleCattle to unleaded to keep their emissions low. Jeez. ;)
I am now able to market that most insidious of garden weaponry - the Irradiated Daisy. Available to the highest bidder - and I'll even throw in a couple of mice/mines to sweeten the deal. :cool:
Daisy? Does that come with anti cow chew protection?
As yet untested Grinch - you don't think I'd go to all the expense of actually testing a product before release do you? I went to the Bill Gates School of Business y'know! ;)
Tell you what - I'll do you a deal on a couple of BattleCattle, 50% off and you can find out yourself. :D
How about a swap...
Can I interest you in a rock... don't do much but its heavy and has red stripes on it...
How about a swap...
Can I interest you in a rock... don't do much but its heavy and has red stripes on it...
Ooooh, does that mean it'll go faster?
Ooooh, does that mean it'll go faster?
Very much faster, show it was a increase of 0.3 mph average.
http://www.impawards.com/tv/posters/twilight_zone.jpg
So what was that ment to be?
It was a cunningly disguised propoganda poster including vital information on how to counter the use of Elephants in warfare.
Elephants = Mouse Control 2 - MC v2.0 is new software that enables the remote directional control and detonation of MiceMines.
I wasn't going to market it for a few weeks to allow for the Elephant buildup to continue... but now the cat is out of the bag (though CombatCats are a totally different project you understand) I may as well release it.
No doubt MC v2.1 will be available on the internet by the end of next week. ;)
the_runt69
14-07-07, 08:00 AM
Oi K leave the combat cats alone, my patent is just about to go in,
Have been feeding them radioactive cat food and they're trashing the Neighbours garderns with small nuculear explosions, wont be long before the cat haters of catford get their come uppance
That's OK - my research has led me down a differnent route - I only use the freshest young kittens, graded for cuteness and tutored by Antonio Banderas...
... then rigged to self destruct. :twisted:
Can I put you down for half a dozen?
the_runt69
14-07-07, 08:10 AM
That's OK - my research has led me down a differnent route - I only use the freshest young kittens, graded for cuteness and tutored by Antonio Banderas...
... then rigged to self destruct. :twisted:
Can I put you down for half a dozen?
Dont Know whether they'd last a fart from the nucular deterrant cats but will have to come and and vet them next time i come up to see Paws
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