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northwind
14-07-07, 07:35 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm

Richie
14-07-07, 08:10 PM
yep this is old news to me as I had to train the bagders from eating wild food to human flesh by using nothing but showroom dummys covered in chicken skin with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
The results were deverstating but good,.... I've said too much.

Dan
14-07-07, 08:13 PM
yep this is old news to me as I had to train the bagders from eating wild food to human flesh by using nothing but showroom dummys covered in chicken skin with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
The results were deverstating but good,.... I've said too much.

:smt082 I didn't know badgers liked chianti? I thought there were more of a lambrusco type of animal???

Richie
14-07-07, 08:18 PM
:smt082 I didn't know badgers liked chianti? I thought there were more of a lambrusco type of animal???
Narr the majority like Guiness, but that gives them real bad wind.

Stingo
14-07-07, 08:45 PM
"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.


Make your mind up then - help us out here!!:roll: :smt082

Is this the all-new singin' & dancin' you can't bend it biological warfare I haven't read so much about?:study: :clown:

philipMac
14-07-07, 11:14 PM
There's Lies.
There's Damned Lies.

And there's...

We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks....

http://www.digitpress.com/media/badger.jpg

BILLY
14-07-07, 11:21 PM
Narr the majority like Guiness, but that gives them real bad wind.
What about John smiths then:thumbsup:

BILLY
14-07-07, 11:22 PM
Narr the majority like Guiness, but that gives them real bad wind.
Or JD or that cheep stuff you drink!!!

Dicky Ticker
15-07-07, 09:13 AM
I still think that guard pigs are the answer

andyaikido
15-07-07, 06:09 PM
I thought Newsbiscuit was a spoof site, obviously not.

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/badgers-to-be-sent-to-iraq-134