View Full Version : Peter A Jordan Sir. You are a t@@t.(anti bike petition)
barmy.biker
08-08-07, 01:51 PM
this fool wants the goverment to ban motorcycles, check out
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/
I obviously don't agree with the petition starter, and it's quite funny to read some of the things people have written about the petition! Surprised you can get away with that on a gov't website!
Cheers,
Matt
:D:D:D
Goat Bothering Trouser Wasp. What an unfortunate name. Do you think that's Mr or Mrs ?
gettin2dizzy
08-08-07, 03:08 PM
Lol. The signatures are great! What a goon!
Moffatt666
08-08-07, 03:52 PM
HE is the definition of a knob-faced knobster.
Warthog
08-08-07, 04:10 PM
Hahaha you gotta love those signatories.
Tiger 55
08-08-07, 04:26 PM
Hey, I learned a new word!
Anencephalic (http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=anencephalic)
northwind
08-08-07, 04:48 PM
Wet manholes :smt103 :smt005
timwilky
08-08-07, 04:52 PM
Hey, I learned a new word!
Anencephalic (http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=anencephalic)
Indeed, T'is a good one too
Wet manholes :smt103 :smt005
Yeah, we are ALL scared of wet manholes.
That Peter A. Jordan (or whatever his name is) needs his petition rammed up his wet manho...:silent: :shock:
What a ****! :D
Almost wet myself laughing at some of those signatories................I wonder if Mr Peter A Jordan regrets starting that petition now:D
Sideshow#36
08-08-07, 06:03 PM
Hmmmm yes I can see his point! Totally agree with him! Oh hang on I just had a short case of anencephalica! Sorry I just wanted to use it in a sentence.
What an absolute waste of Oxygen!
I love the wet manhole cover quote too.
Just when you thought it was safe to venture back onto the roads.....
WETMANHOLES!!!! ARGGGGHHHH, how can I sleep at night with the thought of all these wet manholes trying to attack me!
NOOOB HEED!
What a complete load of **** that is. Bet he works for the HSE.
Corrected!
What a complete load of **** that is. Bet he has BSE.
:D
scorpion
08-08-07, 07:20 PM
I know where the bloke drinks!
The Bell End :smt080
I know where the bloke drinks!
The Bell End :smt080
:smt005
Mr Toad
08-08-07, 08:34 PM
Superb replies :smt005
Peter A Jordan, the Petition Creator, joined by:
Sir. You are a ****.
Sir, you are completely mad
You, my dear, are utterly bonkers
you are a total loon - this petition is abysmal
You are a clueless idiot
You gormless mong, please kill yourself now
This is a wind-up, right?
You are anencephalic
etc, etc:smt016
markmoto
08-08-07, 09:26 PM
LMFOA great signatures ive just added my own (tosser) lol. Who does he think he is does he have any idea how many of us there are we have enough men to start a revolution if we wanted to we have some serious power if we could all get together.
markmoto
08-08-07, 09:26 PM
I know where the bloke drinks!
The Bell End :smt080
;) :D
markmoto
08-08-07, 09:30 PM
man thats the best laugh i have had in a while i nearly ****ed myself readin those signatures!! so glad he started that petition was worth it for the laugh!!! what a tool.
markmoto
08-08-07, 09:40 PM
:D i simply couldnt stop myself adding a few more to it
scorpion
08-08-07, 09:52 PM
ooh!
Do them petitions actually achieve anything? Seems there's as many pointless petitions floating about as there are pointless politicians at the minute.
Still, this one was probably worth setting up just to see how much grief the loser got.
toonyank
08-08-07, 10:28 PM
That Peter A. Jordan (or whatever his name is) needs his petition rammed up his wet manho...:silent: :shock:
Nice one :D ..... I mean some people just have too much time on their hands, not you Haggis but Pete.
My personal favourite signature is "70mph?! There should be a 1 in front of that you homo!"
toonyank
08-08-07, 10:35 PM
Surprised you can get away with that on a gov't website!
Well I guess that that means we do have some sort of freedom of speach. Some countries you may be thrown in jail for saying things like that.
I just wish the same could be done for ones who write such stupid petitions.
I mean to say that motorcycles are only here because they've been around for 100 years. He hasn't mentioned cars once. They could be accused of the same sort of things, how crap is that?
:winner: :smt005 :smt005 best laugh I've had this decade!!:smt080
Not very PC is it, I thought the word 'manhole' was sexist nowadays :rolleyes: Peter A Jordan would be locked up, if any govermant worker actually bothered to look at this site.
Ceri JC
09-08-07, 09:51 AM
How about we ban cars? They're uneconomical, statistically the main cause of accidents on our roads, the sort of vehicle most frequently involved in road rage, they cause congestion, and are in most cases, only 'neccessary' because their occupants lack the confidence in their motoring abilities to go by bike and rely upon the protection of a steel box to compensate for this.
Edit: Ridden at speeds of up to 70mph? He clearly doesn't know much about bikes at all! :D
fizzwheel
09-08-07, 10:17 AM
this made me spit tea over my monitor
your Mum bummed you with a cactus
Steve_God
09-08-07, 10:29 AM
I can just see it now...
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to ban the use of pushbikes and legs. :rolleyes:
markmoto
09-08-07, 10:36 AM
this made me spit tea over my monitor
your Mum bummed you with a cactus
LMFAO :winner: :D
Ceri JC
09-08-07, 02:14 PM
this made me spit tea over my monitor
your Mum bummed you with a cactus
Wicked! I missed that. :D
Ceri JC
09-08-07, 02:15 PM
Does anyone know if the A stands for 'Andre's'? As in, "Peter Andre's Jordan"? It would seem they are related. This guy is a massive t1t. ;)
This is excellent! Can't believe these petitions aren't moderated.
Lol! :smt036
One of my fave signatories in keeping with a u-rating forum!
"You gormless mong, please kill yourself now" :)
_Stretchie_
09-08-07, 03:53 PM
I just tried to add a petition to 'Ban Peter A Jordan from starting petitions'.
Unfortuantley they only allow upto 1,000 characters so my original...
Peter A Jordan is a menace, neigh, a lunatic. I refer to his petition
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/
I shall now refer to parts of his argument:
A: "If motorcycles were invented now, no sane government would allow them to be used"
Is it not the case that our government have already done insane things such as banning simple nursery rhymes and we now have replaced the words to Bah Bah Bl**k sheep (I have edited the original name to show that I in no way wish to insult any persons who may be reading this) with "Bah bah sheep of non descriptive colour, smell, shape, ethnic origin, race, creed, religion or any other descriptive type that could be in any way shape or form mis-interpreted as an insulting and abusive term to any such persons who may have read, heard or been told about this nursery rhyme"... In which case why would they ban a safe, and in many ways much more economically sound form of transport?
B: "2-wheeled vehicle which can be upset by a wet manhole - any official would reject this idea out of hand"
I have two issues with this statement, one for each wheel I suppose you could say,
1: I have only been riding a motorbike for less than 2 years but I do considerably above average mileage for an average biker. I have covered over 20,000 miles and have never once hear a wet manhole cover say anything nasty to my bike or tried to bully it in anyway whatsoever.
2: As any sound of mind person knows, officials will agree to anything if a decent sized manila envelope is passed in their direction, just ask the BMW car manufacturer. As standard on ALL silver cars they produce there are no fuses for the indicators and they have had distance sensors fitted to the front of the vehicles to ensure they travel at a distance of no more that 2 feet from the rear of the vehicle in front. In many cases they have this as an optional extra on all colours of cars they produce, it's only the silver ones that it is standard on. I believe they also made a deal with Land Rover and allowed a large number of these systems to be installed throughout the Range Rover and Discovery models
C: "Motorbikes are dangerous to all road users, are frequently driven recklessly"
Please see the later part of the response to point B that references BMW's
D: "Cause a disproportionate number of deaths and serious injuries. Their removal would benefit everyone"
Please see the later part of the response to point B that references BMW's
Peter A Jordan, you sir are a tool!!!
Got cut down and I made two petitions. I've searched but they are not on there yet, when I get the link I'll post it up and put the address as a name on his petition.. Ha haa haaa..
El Saxo
09-08-07, 03:57 PM
Stretchie, have you been 'working' from home again today? :lol:
Captain Nemo
09-08-07, 04:25 PM
wheres the links to stretchies petition ???
we can ruin those now as well/.;)
ArtyLady
09-08-07, 04:37 PM
Summat strange going on here! :confused: same blurb!!
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ban-bicycles/
Summat strange going on here! :confused: same blurb!!
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ban-bicycles/
A quick google shows Richard Olliffe to be a Motorcyclists Rights activist, formerly of the BMF, now of Rider Connect. I guess he started the second petition to show up the weak arguments in the first.
Though now I'm starting to think the first one was a troll...
Warthog
09-08-07, 08:53 PM
Just think about this for a while, does anyone really think the government look at any of these? I mean, they just set up some fake downing street petition site to make people think they were really making a difference but really the government guys are just laughing and not paying any attention. You can start and sign a poll about anything, it just doesn't make any difference.
Duck-man
10-08-07, 12:24 PM
This is ace!! Well funny!!
Just think about this for a while, does anyone really think the government look at any of these?
yes clearly somebody does cos some signatures have disappeared, like 'your mum bummed you with a cactus' but 'donkey raping poo eater' remains:smt003
_Stretchie_
10-08-07, 01:16 PM
wheres the links to stretchies petition ???
we can ruin those now as well/.;)
I just got the following e-mail
Hi,
I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.
Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:
* Language which is offensive, intemperate, or provocative
* Issues for which an e-petition is not the appropriate
channel
* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government
policy
If you wish to edit and resubmit your petition, please follow
the following link:
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Peter-Jordan2/AklBliDdjd2nBJ0Hz3AOHRL (javascript:ol('http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Peter-Jordan2/AklBliDdjd2nBJ0Hz3AOHRL');)
You have four weeks in which to do this, after which your
petition will appear in the list of rejected petitions.
Oh well, better luck next time
gettin2dizzy
10-08-07, 01:26 PM
If you read the responses form the government they are interesting. Basically they go along the lines of "yeah but we're right so we reject your petition"
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