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[Blue_SV650S]

Was in JJB sports today ... investing in some new swimming trunks :smt112 (use them almost daily, so need a good pair (old ones in tatters after a years servitude)) ... anyhoo, found a pair I liked, but in the colour I wanted they only had 2 pairs left ... both appeared to be XL ... darn I thought as I am normally a medium or large - depending on fit, an XL is gonna be too big. Just out of curiosity I lined them up ... hummmm ... they look about right I thought ... cool that they might fit as they were exactly waht I was after, but Please GOD no ... Don't let me be extra large!! ... But sure enough they fitted perfectly!! :smt088 an XL FFS!!! :D

Good job I had cycled to JJBs else I might have needed an XXXXXXL :D

[the_lone_wolf]

your avatar is appropriate then...;)

[the white rabbit]

Do you have a big belly or a very large penis?

Were they child's size XL?

[Jelster]

Maybe they were bikini bottoms :rolleyes:

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[Blue_SV650S]

your avatar is appropriate then...;)

I think this one is more of a likeness!!! :smt003

http://www.kenny.de/bilder/a022eri.jpg

Cartman rules!! :)

Do you have a big belly or a very large penis?

Were they child's size XL?

I am really hoping they were just a v-small XL (I hope anyway or I need to lay off the ice cream before I have to replace my entire wardrobe!!!)!! :D

[Pedrosa]

Swimming "trunks" how devinely quaint.:p

[the_runt69]

Who's a fat boy then Blue hehehe

[hovis]

fatty-fatty-bum-bum





:smt043

[Scoobs]

Do you have a big belly or a very large penis?


My vote goes with BELLY.

HTH

[Grinch]

Oi, keep it clean people...

[the white rabbit]

Im a Dr, I allowed to ask people about their penis.
We all have a penis (except K).
Are you in denial about your penis?
There is nothing unclean about the word penis.

[Grinch]

Im a Dr, I allowed to ask people about their penis.
We all have a penis (except K).
Are you in denial about your penis?
There is nothing unclean about the word penis.

Ok, ok... could you get it in the sentence a few more times maybe?

[keithd]

i cant believe i've only just seen this thread!! it's got smart @rse comment by me written all over it.....

erm.....

swimming trunks? is it 1978?

and....

penis.

[K]

Will everybody stop saying penis...

... how can I giggle like a kid unless you call it a willy.






I said 'willy'. Tee hee hee ;)

[LouLou]

Swimming "trunks" how devinely quaint.:p

I thought that said DEVIANTLY quaint lmao...speedotastic, why trunks? Why not a Borat mankini? :D

[the white rabbit]

I said 'willy'. Tee hee hee ;)

Free Willy, always brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

[Jabba]

There was a folk singer on the northern circuit a few years ago called "Whistling Willy Ramsbottom"

One of many problems he had :lol:

[John Burt]

Mankini - where do i but one?

[keithd]

Mankini - where do i but one?

you said it

[Jelster]

Im a Dr,

A medical Doctor, or one of the other ones ? ;)

I know a guy who's a "Political History Doctor".... Now if there ever was an oxymoron....

[the white rabbit]

A medical Doctor, or one of the other ones ? ;)



Busted. But I teach Dr's about penis's.

[sarah]

Busted. But I teach Dr's about penis's.

penis's what? :shock:

[hovis]

Free Willy, always brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

& willy wonka

[the white rabbit]

penis's what? :shock:

Well spotted. So to speak.

[sarah]

Well spotted. So to speak.

and did you know that, there are two ways of pluralising penis:
penises and penes

[Scoobs]

did you know that, there are two ways of pluralising penis:
penises and penes

Why do you know this?:confused:

[sarah]

Why do you know this?:confused:

i looked it up in the dictionary :study:

[keithd]

just what dr johnson was hoping his dictionary would be used for! to look up naughty words.....:D

[Scoobs]

i looked it up in the dictionary :study:

Dictionary? I've heard that word before. Is there, I dunno, a book or something that I can look in to see what that means?

[sarah]

Dictionary? I've heard that word before. Is there, I dunno, a book or something that I can look in to see what that means?

:smt102

[Grinch]

dic·tion·ar·y (dĭk'shə-nĕr'ē) http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/pron.gif
n., pl. -ies.
A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, and etymology.
A book listing the words of a language with translations into another language.
A book listing words or other linguistic items in a particular category or subject with specialized information about them: a medical dictionary.
Computer Science.
A list of words stored in machine-readable form for reference, as by spelling-checking software.
An electronic spelling checker.

[the white rabbit]

I often enjoy pointing out especially fine examples of the genus Pinus.
Pinus erectus and Pinus flexilis are, respectively, pre-climax
and post-climax successional species.

[Smudge]

and did you know that, there are two ways of pluralising penis:
penises and penes


sh!t ive just had a pene somthing for lunch i feel sick now, anyway maybe its the gonads that are making them extra large

[Blue_SV650S]

I say ... We are British ... one doesn't talk about such things! [-X

:D

[Jelster]

I think that is sailing a little close to the wind, in respect of Grinch's earlier post.....

And as an educated man you should know better

I often enjoy pointing out especially fine examples of the genus Pinus.
Pinus erectus and Pinus flexilis are, respectively, pre-climax
and post-climax successional species.

[Jabba]

I say ... We are British ... one doesn't talk about such things! [-X

Hear hear.......... and anyone who does should be penalised :thumbsup:

[Grinch]

This is turning in to a carry on film.

[Blue_SV650S]

This is turning in to a carry on film.

Carry on up the column??? :D

[the white rabbit]

I think that is sailing a little close to the wind, in respect of Grinch's earlier post.....

And as an educated man you should know better

[-X Here's a picture of a lovely Pinus

http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://spectrum.troy.edu/%7Ediamond/pikepics/Pinus%2520echinata.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFWpuiALwD0waWmaixaZAWC5hJ1Uw

Anyone seen a big black Pinus? :p

here you go

http://www.wsu.edu/%7Elohr/wcl/PinusNigraForm.gif

[Blue_SV650S]

...

Anyone seen a big black Pinus? :p
..

I bet you had to be careful what you typed in the google search box when you tried to find that pic!! :D

[the white rabbit]

I bet you had to be careful what you typed in the google search box when you tried to find that pic!! :D

I played safe and went for Pinus nigra ;)

[Blue_SV650S]

I played safe and went for Pinus nigra ;)

I'd say that called for even more precise typing!! ... just imagine the 'hits' you would get with that as a typo!!! :D

[the white rabbit]

I see trouble ahead..........

[K]

Boy's bits... tee hee hee. :D

[sarah]

bits

:smt044

[tigersaw]

knob

[K]

You said 'knob' - hee hee hee.

[northwind]

just what dr johnson was hoping his dictionary would be used for! to look up naughty words.....:D

Huh huh. He said johnson.

[Jabba]

Huh huh. He said johnson.

Class :notworthy:

[Pedrosa]

No wonder you need that Aprilia Mille to haul your lardy a*se around!:D:D

[Bear]

I bet you had to be careful what you typed in the google search box when you tried to find that pic!! :D

Personally, I'm guessing it was a typo that allowed him to find it...

What were you REALLY searching for...

[northwind]

What were you REALLY searching for...

pinot noir?

[the white rabbit]

I know a thing about the genus Pinus, I will have you know.

Scottish ones can be tiny

http://www.paghat.com/images/mugo_feb.jpg

But thats a bit of a cheat, as the Scots are very proud of the large Pinus you tend to see on display

http://www.isu.edu/pics/treewalk/scots-pine1.gif

Would anyone like me to start a Pinus thread? I'm keen to show more off :D

[Jabba]

Would anyone like me to start a Pinus thread? I'm keen to show more off :D

Duly done, dear friend :thumbsup: