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muzikill
21-08-07, 06:43 PM
Something cool or weird ever happened on a rideout by yourself that you tell everyone and can't prove?

A few out in the middle of nowhere stories from scotland

Taking a small b class road across to lanarkshire i noticed through the noise a jet fighter behind me so without thinking i waved up as it passed overhead, the plane did a roll side to side to wave back!

Heading from fort william to aviemore i was going along past loch laggan towards the house out of monarch of the glen, as i looked across the length of the loch a one of those planes that carries jeeps & tanks etc. flew across the loch some 50 feet above the surface but still below the road level!

Stopping in the cleish hills overlooking the kinross countryside on a still summers day two years ago for a ciggie break, a whirlwind came towards me like a mini tornado, freaky as hell felt like a ghost passing by me.

Anyone else have any stories?

Swiss
22-08-07, 02:09 PM
Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her
" No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"

cuffy
22-08-07, 02:48 PM
Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her
" No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"
Superb!!! :laughat::winner::smt046 Oh that has tickled me!!!

Viney
22-08-07, 03:18 PM
wheres the rest of this thread gone? I posted in it and it was up to a few pages??

Swiss, wasnt it Chuck Berry mate?

_Stretchie_
23-08-07, 10:06 AM
I keep getting my knee dow, but my sliders keep repairing themselves??!!?!?

scorpion
23-08-07, 10:20 AM
I pulled a wheelie once!:D

John 675
23-08-07, 10:43 AM
once i was in this well old stately home and i decided to have a poke around in this wardrobe to my amazement it was full of fur coats.. weird.. anyhow i heard the house keeper coming so i jumped in and closed the door.. then it got cold really cold.. and i looked down and i was standing on snow??? so i turned around and i was in a massive wood, this is where it got Uber strange a man or something similar came walking up but he had what looked like deers legs... so i shouted over... "OI mate am i in Narnia???"
he looks at me like im an idiot and shouts back "no mate... your in Chernobyl..

To this day i cant prove anything... weird ;)

skint
23-08-07, 11:26 AM
I pulled a wheelie once!:D

Always tended to go for girls myself :D

scorpion
23-08-07, 03:04 PM
Always tended to go for girls myself :D

Tended, Does that mean you don't go for girls anymore? :smt040

valleyboy
23-08-07, 07:18 PM
I keep getting my knee dow, but my sliders keep repairing themselves??!!?!?

Ive told you mate... give those to me, and I'll permanantly scuff them!

thebluelion
23-08-07, 07:26 PM
Just that one time when Halle Berry was all over me like a rash and I had to tell her
" No Berry, you may well be a splendid example of a sultry seductress with infinate beauty and a mighty fine figure but you cannot just flutter your large eyes at me and expect me to be all compliant. Now sling your hook"
Cracker Swiss :smt044

muzikill
23-08-07, 09:56 PM
lol, obviously she was like a fine wine swiss?