View Full Version : I'll shank you up bruv!
scorpion
23-08-07, 10:06 AM
I walked in to my local petrol station the other day do get some bits on the way to the hospital. I get to the counter and overhear chav abusing shop keeper about why he doesn't have to take his helmet off to pay. The language was foul and as my daughter was with me I asked him to kerb the language, take his lid of and pay as he was delaying me. He then turned around and said "wass it gotta f###in do wiv yoo?" I then explained that he was just holding everyone up for no reason and to just pay and f### off. He still didn't get the message and then threatened to "shank me up bruv" which as I understand was a threat to stab me! Now, I aint a small chap but I'm quite a calm personality until someone threatens me for no reason. I then explained to him in my version of The Queens English that he would soon be flying through the air with his scooter when I got outside. Still the abuse continued as he left. I thank god for my daughter being with me as I would most definately be banged up by now if I had been on my own, and also for the fact that I could have been stabbed, 'cos you just don't know these days do you? Anyway the chav left in a plume of blue smoke and I left intact and fuming that I didn't put him through the window. With an attitude like that, I don't think he'll last long in society! :mad:
John 675
23-08-07, 10:28 AM
you should of grabbed him by the helmet pulled him to the floor face down and sat on it ( i dont think his neck would be strong enough to lift you off lol, ), as the shop assistant calls the coppers... for threatening to stab some one.
then explain that wearing a lid and starting trouble isnt always the best way to go..lol, . . . saying that if you had your daughter its not the way to go EVER... just isnt worth it.. well played just wait untill next time... :smt062 :D
gettin2dizzy
23-08-07, 10:51 AM
Good! We need to stand up to people. You'd be surprised how protected by the law you are
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6956394.stm
plowsie
23-08-07, 11:44 AM
Yo look blood in the hood we bruvvas dont take that **** from you big biker posse peoples get me, rewind 2 time safe! Bo! Brrap!
Finished now lol. Way it is, i go in dont take it off unless asked to, then i huff and do it. TBH on a scooter u ent got an excuse they dont wear full kit so its not even hard.
Good! We need to stand up to people. You'd be surprised how protected by the law you are
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6956394.stm
Worked for an acquaintance but not until his case got thrown out of court & he was advised to sue for wrongful something or other....:rolleyes:
TBH on a scooter u ent got an excuse they dont wear full kit so its not even hard.
Well, it's not as if it would even be fastened up really, is it. :D
I'd have gone outside and kicked his scooter off the stand and stood there as if to say,
"well come on then"
But seeing as you had your little girl with you, you done the best thing. Your not gonna change the kids attitude, he's already a waster it seems.
Did you get his number plate?
Well done for taking him to task. All it takes is for each one of us to stand up and show these yobs that we actually outnumber them.
scorpion
23-08-07, 12:45 PM
Did you get his number plate?
Well done for taking him to task. All it takes is for each one of us to stand up and show these yobs that we actually outnumber them.
Yes I got his plate. My twin brother is out there looking for him :batman:
I've never tried inserting a scooter into a chavs an#s, well not without vasaline anyway. When I do I'll let you all know how effective it is! ;)
fizzwheel
23-08-07, 02:21 PM
If that were me, I'd have probably not said anything in the first place...
Good on you.
Now you've got his number, nip to the local cop shop and report him....
plowsie
23-08-07, 02:25 PM
Even better, buy a disc lock, lock it to his bike lol. Keep terrorising him lol :D I'm mean me :D
scorpion
23-08-07, 02:31 PM
Even better, buy a disc lock, lock it to his bike lol. Keep terrorising him lol :D I'm mean me :D
:winner:
Oh I'm so gonna do that!!!
plowsie
23-08-07, 02:34 PM
I once did to a kid i knew at traffic lights, pulled up behind him he tried to race off and i held onto his grab rail didnt go nowhere until i let go, i'd never seen a scooter getthe wheel off the ground before
you should have held the tosser down and let everyone kick the sh!t outta him including your daughter, sounds like an iron maiden song bring your daughter too the slaughter
Ratty46
23-08-07, 03:02 PM
youngsters these days are getting worse.....
i grew up around people like that, i 'm from a big east london estate but funnily enough i dont talk like i'm thick- 'get me blood' 'i bore you up init'- fooking ****s.
i think i might have lamped him.
Wideboy
23-08-07, 08:45 PM
dont u b chattin about us like that ya get me init brut brap hold it!
thankfully i don't talk like that:D, i hate chavs on their scooters sadly Southampton in currently swarming with the pests, but ooooooooh they are fun to torment:riding:
Ratty46
23-08-07, 10:36 PM
dont u b chattin about us like that ya get me init brut brap hold it!
thankfully i don't talk like that:D, i hate chavs on their scooters sadly Southampton in currently swarming with the pests, but ooooooooh they are fun to torment:riding:
haha it does make me laugh used to hear it on the bus all the time, oh the days of public transport are long gone:sick: ie " YEAH BLUD THAT GASH WAS FIT INIT"- wtf!?
I thought they just balanced their lids on the top of their heads when they weren't buzzing down the road? I hate that.
I saw a police chase a few weeks ago from my penthouse flat. I heard a loud farting sound and looked out to see a kid on a scooter, head down and gunning it at what must've been an incredibly speedy 30 mph with a police car behind him. Ten minutes later he passed the other way with three cars and 30 seconds later a helicopter! I did have a laugh. Don't know what his crime was but what a getaway vehicle!
I used to have apprentices working with me and they talked a bit like that but seemed ok. Suppose it would've been different had I met one drunk with his posse. One of them rode an Aprilia 125!
I'd probably have bottled it but in my mind I'd pull his hoodie up over his lid, open up a tall fridge, put his head in it, slam it a few times, march him outside and push him over into his hairdryer. Then I'd cooly walk off and drive into the sunset. :smt066Then I'd get nicked for not paying at the garage.
Bluewolf
24-08-07, 08:11 AM
I once did to a kid i knew at traffic lights, pulled up behind him he tried to race off and i held onto his grab rail didnt go nowhere until i let go, i'd never seen a scooter getthe wheel off the ground before
:smt043
:winner:
Pedro68
24-08-07, 10:52 AM
haha it does make me laugh used to hear it on the bus all the time, oh the days of public transport are long gone:sick: ie " YEAH BLUD THAT GASH WAS FIT INIT"- wtf!?
Translation = "Yes my good friend, indeed that young lady was rather pretty, wasn't she?"
BLUD = Blood = Brother = Loose term for a close friend these days (apparently).
GASH = :oops: the vagina (due to it's resemblance of an axe-wound or other wound caused by some sharp implement - excluding "tools" because that's a whole different "ball game" ;-) puns all intentional btw)
FIT = fit for purpose = purpose being for reproduction/fornication
INIT = shortened form of "isn't that right?"
plowsie
24-08-07, 10:55 AM
Gash is now used as the term for a female, it is reffering to the vagina but gash is used as terminology for the female.
Fit means good looking - worth a squirt - u know all that stuff.
Alpinestarhero
24-08-07, 10:59 AM
Yo look blood in the hood we bruvvas dont take that **** from you big biker posse peoples get me, rewind 2 time safe! Bo! Brrap!
Waggwan ma breddin! Or something like that.
Well done scorps for sticking up, and also showing your daughter that dad isnt a man to be messed with! She'll be scared to have boyfreinds in the future.
Chances are, his helmet wasnt done up anyway! I dont see why you should argue for being asked to remove your helmet, it only takes 2 seconds to take off and two to put on (if you are a typical chav and dont use the chinstrap, add on another five if the chinstrap is involved).
But do be careful - some of these yoofs have guns now :smt013 (where did they get them from, and how did they get the money?!)
Matt
Pedro68
24-08-07, 11:10 AM
Gash is now used as the term for a female, it is reffering to the vagina but gash is used as terminology for the female.
Fit means good looking - worth a squirt - u know all that stuff.
Thanks Plowsie ... I just "jumped straight to the important bit" ;-) LMAO
I had, quite rightly, forgotten to include that "gash" does indeed mean woman (due to the virtue of what I mentioned in the first place ;-) LOL).
Spiderman
24-08-07, 12:41 PM
I had a couple of young lads (hate the word chav now) walking along the pavement se me stop at a traffic light and they indicated to me to po a wheelie for them.
It was rainging at the time so i shook my head and pointed to the wet road...and one of em says "do a fu***in wheelie beofre i shank ya!" And they both just stood there staring at me...till i got off the bike and threw a few choice street cusses back at them.
And then they ran.
Pussies!
But yeh, you did the right thing with your young daughter with you mate.
plowsie
24-08-07, 01:36 PM
I had a couple of young lads (hate the word chav now) walking along the pavement se me stop at a traffic light and they indicated to me to po a wheelie for them.
I get that a lot, i just say i cant do em. I wouldnt on the new bike anyway!:smt097
And they both just stood there staring at me...till i got off the bike and threw a few choice street cusses back at them.
And then they ran.
Pussies!
Sums up most gangs and possies and rude boys and chavs in a small group or on their own.......
Bluewolf
24-08-07, 02:49 PM
I had a couple of young lads (hate the word chav now) walking along the pavement se me stop at a traffic light and they indicated to me to po a wheelie for them.
It was rainging at the time so i shook my head and pointed to the wet road...and one of em says "do a fu***in wheelie beofre i shank ya!" And they both just stood there staring at me...till i got off the bike and threw a few choice street cusses back at them.
And then they ran.
Pussies!
Of course, by the time they meet up with their scummy, loser, waste of oxygen pals it'll be them who chased you off 'cos they're double 'ard innit mucker... Don't get me started about the little f**ks, I doubt I'd have just verbally abused them for threatening to stab me, I'd have given them a close up view of the double seams around my kevlar knuckles.
Btw, Am I the only one who knows an alternative meaning for "shanking..." :toss:
scorpion
24-08-07, 03:01 PM
Btw, Am I the only one who knows an alternative meaning for "shanking..." :toss:
Oh I thought that it was called Sherman Tanking!!! :D
Ratty46
24-08-07, 03:11 PM
Translation = "Yes my good friend, indeed that young lady was rather pretty, wasn't she?"
BLUD = Blood = Brother = Loose term for a close friend these days (apparently).
GASH = :oops: the vagina (due to it's resemblance of an axe-wound or other wound caused by some sharp implement - excluding "tools" because that's a whole different "ball game" ;-) puns all intentional btw)
FIT = fit for purpose = purpose being for reproduction/fornication
INIT = shortened form of "isn't that right?"
superb translations...get me doh init.....:plod::smt045
markmoto
24-08-07, 04:11 PM
They are getting out of control with ideas above there station, personaly i liken them to the rat population and mongrel dogs and i would deal with they im the same way, what is happening is we are now seeing three or four generations of skumbags who are breeding the next gen of scumbags and rats, nowadays we neuter mongrel dogs so we arnt over run with dogs that nobody wants, and with vermin we keep them under control by exterminating them. Ok it might be abit much to wish for but i would bring in compulsory nutering of scumbag polulation so they cant breed any further.
Failing that it will be down to the decent citizens of the country to get vigilanty groups sorted out to address the problem.
Personaly id like to see the great put bck into britain.
I was gonna say something but didn't want to invoke Godwin's law and ruin it for everyone...
If that were me, I'd have probably not said anything in the first place...
Good on you.
Now you've got his number, nip to the local cop shop and report him....
What he said :thumbsup:
kwak zzr
24-08-07, 06:39 PM
dont you just love them scooter chavs:) you did the right thing tho.
Alpinestarhero
24-08-07, 08:20 PM
I was always quite polite and respectful when a scooter rider. I even wore almost full kit (everything bar leather trousers). And I got nods from some bikers.
I kept, and do keep, well out of the way of common chav scooter abusers
Matt
Wideboy
24-08-07, 10:22 PM
I was always quite polite and respectful when a scooter rider. I even wore almost full kit (everything bar leather trousers). And I got nods from some bikers.
I kept, and do keep, well out of the way of common chav scooter abusers
Matt
yeah but when start to overtake them and they lean forward nearly kissing the front fender because for some reason they think they will get some extra umph out of their hairdryer, makes me laugh so much i nearly have to pull over:smt082
.... personaly i liken them to the rat population and mongrel dogs and i would deal with they im the same way...
Well excuse me but I've got a couple of pedigree rats! (They're not street walkers though) AND they say mongrel dogs are the cleverest. Shame Little Scrote mongrel teens aren't!
I know what you mean about putting the Great back into Great Britain and I'm still a youngster myself, well pre 30s anyway. What would Alf Garnet say? No sorry bad example. Arkwright! That's it, let's all go back to leaving our front doors open, street partys and getting the cane. Seriously though I hear about the good old days and sort of wish I could have been there. Well I was but I was very young.
:)
Blue Flame
25-08-07, 03:57 AM
I asked him to take his lid of and pay as he was delaying me.
The lad was obviously out of order for all the swearing and **** (Edit - goodness not one letter of s*h*i*t is allowed to appear) ;) but I am curious as to how you would have reacted if it had been one of the SV members who have said in numerous posts about what they do in order to avoid removing the helmet. (Holding up the line whilst 'discussing the point' was quoted by a few)
I have never been asked to remove my helmet but I have read all of the posts about the 'rights and wrongs' of this matter with interest.
kwak zzr
25-08-07, 09:14 PM
was at mac donalds today where a chav in his clio was emptying the entire contence of his left over meal out of his window onto the carpark, i stop'd infront of him and pointed and said quite loudly " just look what that little pri#ks doing! " my wife moved me along afraid that i might get shot or stabbed, I HATE LITTER!!
I was gonna say something but didn't want to invoke Godwin's law and ruin it for everyone...
Might have to invoke 'Quirks exception';)....:D...I think...:scratch:
was at mac donalds today where a chav in his clio was emptying the entire contence of his left over meal out of his window onto the carpark, i stop'd infront of him and pointed and said quite loudly " just look what that little pri#ks doing! " my wife moved me along afraid that i might get shot or stabbed, I HATE LITTER!!
I think this is how most people feel nowadays. With the increase in stabbings and shootings most people understandably will not get involved and these idiots continue to get away with it.
Good on you Scorpion.:thumbsup:
Alpinestarhero
26-08-07, 04:34 PM
yeah but when start to overtake them and they lean forward nearly kissing the front fender because for some reason they think they will get some extra umph out of their hairdryer, makes me laugh so much i nearly have to pull over:smt082
Hehehehe oh yea, i love that one. Since i used to have a 100cc speedfight, i'd let the lads on their 50's get up to their heady 32 mph top speed, throttle on the stop, head down. I'd sit behind doing just a little less
then kill their moral by blasting past at 58 ph. Sitting up, feet resting at the front. (leaning down got me to 59.5 mph)
I was so kewl
Matt
plowsie
28-08-07, 08:13 AM
I was riding in towards town yesterday, i saw these scooter boys sat on the end of a road talking then they kicked up and pulled out one of them right infront of me, i wasn't giving it some either i was pootling. Went across the roundabout - they all put the feet down like supermoto WTF Wanabees! Didn't hurtle past straight away because of the camera, once we passed the camera i kicked it into 3rd opened up as i did it one of them saw me going and pulled across my line. I was closeish to him then he decided to tap his brakes, i looked to the other side of the road and used it, got away and pulled up where i was supposed to stop, copper pulls up asks if he can have a word, told me he'd bin following me from Tescos down all the way, he saw what had happened and told me i was in the wrong and should've held back and let them nob off, but he could understand why i did it. Then he admired my bike and that was it off he went. I think from now on for my own safety and keeping within the lawness leave em to it, they'll have their day.
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