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Ol Boc
23-08-07, 10:51 PM
Living in North Yorkshire, I have been much troubled by the thought of rising sea levels - allegedly from global warming. I don't suppose that either the Atlantic or the North Sea will lap at my front door but, if the level rises high enough, then there is a genuine concern that Blackpool might be forced to relocate to somewhere like Barnoldswick, and Grimsby to perhaps Ripon. A ghastly thought really.

So what can be done? I think global warming may be too far advanced to really slow down so, IMHO, there are only palliative measures remaining. The first is that we have to get fish to drink more water - that should ease the pressure on levels a bit. The second is that we have to get rid of big fish; I'm thinking Whales (and yes, I know they are technically not fish) and big Sharks here. It's noticeable that sea levels have risen since we stopped whaling, so there are two potential benefits: firstly, they eat a lot of fish - and we need the fish to drink the water. Secondly, they displace a lot of water - particularly when full of fish.

I reckon that if we got rid of Blue Whales, it would re-establish the land bridge to Europe. This would be a VERY good thing as we could then do away with the Channel Tunnel which, because it is more or less bankrupt, won't be paying any tax for about the next 2347 years and is thus a dead-loss to the economy, replacing it with a toll-road to Ostend and a forest of Gatsos.

The only other thing we may have to do is to stop Tim Wilky and Captain Nemo swimming in the sea - well, at least at the same time.

timwilky
24-08-07, 06:46 AM
Oi you cheeky Ol Boc.

I too have a solution, we dig out the sea bed by about 10 miles deep globally. This should lower the sea level by a huge amount. We could pay for it with all the treasure recovered from the sunken vessels that we find and by exploiting the new oil fields that would become accessable.

All the waste would need to be dumped somewhere though. I would suggest on China and the US for causing the problem in the first place.

K
24-08-07, 08:14 AM
We could just flatten a few mountain ranges to bring the average land height up a bit. I see no problems with flattening the Alps just to bury France. ;)

Captain Nemo
24-08-07, 08:34 AM
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Alpinestarhero
24-08-07, 09:30 AM
We could just flatten a few mountain ranges to bring the average land height up a bit. I see no problems with flattening the Alps just to bury France. ;)

Thats a brilliant idea! I'll get me shovel.

Matt

Kinvig
24-08-07, 09:33 AM
if we all fill up then boil our kettles we'll use up loads of water taht'll then turn to nice cloudsthus reducing the sea level. ;o)

injury_ian
24-08-07, 09:51 AM
what if we were to all drink a bit of sea water (filtered of course)?

6.3 Billlion* sips, that should do it?

*at last count

Biker Biggles
24-08-07, 10:28 AM
There's plenty of places that are short of water.Dead Sea Caspian Sea and Aral Sea are all drying out so why don't we put the seawater there?Or pump it into the middle of Australia or the Sahara?Or just bore a hole in the seabed and let it drain away.We could also build a big fridge at the North Pole to stop that melting and get the Aussies to do the same at the South Pole.