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hovis
01-09-07, 08:20 AM
GOING OVERBOARD

starring adam sandler,

i cant belive i watched all of it, most his other films are pretty good

keithd
01-09-07, 08:24 AM
hmmm i'm struggling to think of a decent sandler film....wedding singer was ok but merely cos the ledge sir william idol had a cameo in it. word up.

Wideboy
01-09-07, 08:26 AM
little nicky? thought that was the best one or did he just star in it

hovis
01-09-07, 08:48 AM
happy gilmore was awsome, also little nicky was very very good, as was the wedding singer & airheads
water boy was good, where as billy maddison was only ok.......... i have not seen any other of his films

Warthog
01-09-07, 09:07 AM
Airheads and Happy Gilmore are two of my favourite films. Not see going overboard though.

kwak zzr
01-09-07, 09:19 AM
GOING OVERBOARD

starring adam sandler,

i cant belive i watched all of it, most his other films are pretty good

yep tis rubbish.

_Stretchie_
01-09-07, 10:43 AM
That is NOT the worse film ever...


Google a film called 'Pat'. If you get the opportunity WATCH it.

It puts all your troubles into perspective, they all seem a little less trivial compared to the fact that you just lost an hour and a half of your life to this film which you will never be able to claim back

Jabba
01-09-07, 02:42 PM
Sorry guys bit I've got to "trump" you all.......

The biggest "turkey" of all time was "Raise the Titanic".

End of.

Davie
01-09-07, 02:45 PM
Has to be anything with Harry potter in the title for me

Lissa
01-09-07, 02:53 PM
The top..............or should that be bottom.............100 worst films as voted by imdb.com. users.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Going overboard figures quite highly.............or should that be lowly:D

stewie
01-09-07, 02:58 PM
Probably get lynched for this, but just dont get ' Withinail and I ' apparently Im out of step

hovis
01-09-07, 03:05 PM
i also ( a while ago) sat through all of eraserhead............utter $hite

stewie
01-09-07, 03:13 PM
i also ( a while ago) sat through all of eraserhead............utter $hite

Quite liked it meself actually

hovis
01-09-07, 03:24 PM
i just relised where your avator is from:confused:

i have the video .......... do you want it?

Keith1983
01-09-07, 03:29 PM
The worst film of all time has to be The Crow 2, the first film was awesome and one of my all time favourites. The second was a poor money making attempt and it stank!

stewie
01-09-07, 03:33 PM
i just relised where your avator is from:confused:

i have the video .......... do you want it?

Nah, Im fine for me Eraserhead thrills, ive got a copy sat in front of me as I write, is a deeply disturbing film though, not least because of the wierd soundscape, plus of course John Nance is dead as well.

Zombie Jesus
01-09-07, 06:30 PM
Troll 2 :o ... this film has everything: A dead old man freezing time so an 8 year old can urinate on some food so his family doesn't turn into goblins ... a sex scene involving a guy with a mullet, a druid, a corn on the cob and a couple of buckets of popcorn ... and a ham sandwhich used to scare away vegetarian goblins .... and not one troll.

The films Feeders 1 and 2 are far worse but not as unintentiously hilarious, probably the closet you're going to get to the cinematic equivalent of being kicked in the balls repeatedly.

northwind
01-09-07, 06:53 PM
The biggest "turkey" of all time was "Raise the Titanic".


It had some great modelwork. Obviously that's all it had, which is why they run it in the credits too.

Highlander 2 was properly dreadful. But the thing about most rubbish films is that you know before they start they'll be rubbish, look at that list there... You'd not go and see Santa With Muscles by accident. The really bad films are the ones that look, on the surface, like they might be good- such as Murder By Numbers.

Biker Biggles
01-09-07, 08:41 PM
Armageddon.
Too many Americans shouting a lot.

hovis
01-09-07, 08:59 PM
GOING OVERBOARD
starring adam sandler,
i cant belive i watched all of it, most his other films are pretty good



But the thing about most rubbish films is that you know before they start they'll be rubbish,.

i knew after 5 mins that going overboard was going to be crap...... but i still watched it all#-o


except the bit where i fell asleep

squirrel_hunter
01-09-07, 11:59 PM
Probably get lynched for this, but just dont get ' Withinail and I ' apparently Im out of step

"I mean to have you even if it must be burglary." - Uncle Monty. Tis a great film and that line always reminds me of the first time I met Strechie. But I digress...

The worst film ever is Deep Blue Sea. Its billed as an action horror, its not. The action is slow and as for horror I've coughed up scarer things. Its only redeeming feature is Samuel L. Jackson's character get eaten half way through (he probably realized how bad the film was turning and wanted out).

I scoff at your other suggestions.

Tartan Terror
02-09-07, 01:41 AM
U571 or whatever it was called - yet another example of yank's taking one of our accomplishments and making it their own with more explosions, big guns and lots of "oh my god!" phrases. . . . . . :smt071

Maybe we should make a film about how the British won the American War of Independance . . . . . . :-#

Controversial rant over

northwind
02-09-07, 01:50 AM
Maybe we should make a film about how the British won the American War of Independance . . . . . . :-#


Nah, the French won the American War of Independance, with their powerful ally Geography.

On the other hand, Jon Bon Jovi was in U571. For a bit. Then he just kind of vanishes.

Iansv
02-09-07, 09:56 PM
The truely worst film ever....

RENO 911... watch it and tell me its not ;)

Richie
02-09-07, 10:04 PM
Hannah and Her Sisters......................

Utter crapoola...

Has to leave,
that and
LOST IN SPACE....... shiiiit

stuartyboy
02-09-07, 10:15 PM
The film on my cuppa this morning was the worst

Jester666
03-09-07, 08:34 AM
Sahara

Biggest pile of stinking, steaming and slightly runny dog $hite ever!
Aviod at all costs.

Closely followed by Highlander 2, still the only film I've ever walked out on in a cinema, although I nearly walked out of King Kong (Peter Jacksons version).

Ping
03-09-07, 09:16 AM
Nope... I can watch pretty much anything and not feel I've wasted my life for the experience but even I drew the line at *drum roll*


Starship Troopers 2.


I honestly felt I'd wasted a couple hours of my life watching that one but the worst thing was I spent the duration wanting to turn it off but morbid curiosity kept me stuck to it to the bitter end... :lol:

northwind
03-09-07, 11:54 AM
You know a sequel's going to be bad when they can't even get Casper Van Dien and Doogie Howser to come back :D

Jelster
03-09-07, 12:15 PM
GOING OVERBOARD

starring adam sandler,

i cant belive i watched all of it, most his other films are pretty good

Even worse than "Snakes on a Plane" ?? God, it must have been bad !!!

The Basket
03-09-07, 01:39 PM
Torque...oh boy that real bad.

keithd
03-09-07, 02:33 PM
fast and furious. and 2nd installment of this dross namely tokyo drift, utter garbage.

grh1904
03-09-07, 02:44 PM
Worst one I've seen recently is called something like BIKER BOYZ, or at least that's the name of a gang of bikers in it.

It' 2 fast 2 furious but with bikes, absolute bloody sh*te with a side portion of sh*te and extra sh*te thrown in with sh*te pudding to follow.

You have to watch it, just to move you're sh*tiest film ever up one rung on the ladder to your 2nd worst ever sh*tiest film.

Viney
03-09-07, 02:59 PM
I own torque but not biker boys. They are entertaining, i mean how on earth can hollywood make a film about bikes? Wild hogs is mean to be funny though.

hovis
03-09-07, 03:30 PM
i liked biker boyz

Smudge
03-09-07, 03:38 PM
sh!t is my finger not on the pulse i liked most of the films youve mentioned saw wild hogs last night funny film that the worst film ive watched resently was THEM i though it was gonna be a good horror but it was just hoodies who except old biddies is scared of hoodies give me a good zombie or wierwulf flick anyday oh yeh avoid alpha dog it sucks its one of those films that leaves you feeling empty and depressed

neilfab
03-09-07, 03:51 PM
AI (Artificial Intelligence) - The Spielburg Mega bucks fiasco - left me totally depressed.

Smudge
03-09-07, 03:55 PM
yeh i watched AI its a great film but does leave you feeling a tad mortal

Ol Boc
03-09-07, 03:59 PM
Girl on a Motorcycle.....Marianne Faithfull.

Viney
03-09-07, 04:26 PM
fast and furious. and 2nd installment of this dross namely tokyo drift, utter garbage.Erm, Tokyo drift was the THIRD installment.

Jelster
03-09-07, 04:33 PM
fast and furious. and 2nd installment of this dross namely tokyo drift, utter garbage.

Erm, Tokyo drift was the THIRD installment.

Yeah, Viney's got 'em all......

Actually, some of the driving was pretty good, but the plot and the effects were dire....

Davies
04-09-07, 11:24 AM
Even worse than "Snakes on a Plane" ?? God, it must have been bad !!!

Saw Snakes on a Plane last night........utter pile of w**k!!! It started with erm, snakes on a plane, middle bit.....yep, snakes still on the plane, end bit......the dude who plays Flight Simulator manages to land the plane :roll:

Viney
04-09-07, 11:28 AM
Yeah, Viney's got 'em all......

Actually, some of the driving was pretty good, but the plot and the effects were dire....Never got round to buying the 3rd installemtn, never even seen it. part 2 suffered from not having the Vin Deisel in it.

keithd
04-09-07, 11:30 AM
Never got round to buying the 3rd installemtn, never even seen it. part 2 suffered from not having the Vin Deisel in it.

....like thats the reason it suffered!

thor
04-09-07, 11:40 AM
Torque - hilarious
Highlander 2 - utter drivel
biker-boyz - awful

svpilot
04-09-07, 08:26 PM
Mutant Hunt. Worst film ever. Fact. 20 years later, and I still resent the fact I wasted 2 hours of my life watching that poo.

Richie
04-09-07, 09:33 PM
i like biker boyz

Is it because of the Leather Chapps they wear?
Backs agains't the wall Lads....
:smt065







teehee....
Only joking Hovis.....;)

keithd
06-09-07, 08:18 AM
Saw Snakes on a Plane last night........utter pile of w**k!!! It started with erm, snakes on a plane, middle bit.....yep, snakes still on the plane, end bit......the dude who plays Flight Simulator manages to land the plane :roll:

i watched snakes last night. i think you both took the film too seriously, i think it was meant to be tongue in cheek, not a film that takes itself seriously. it was ok in my humble, gets 6/10. certainly not the worsest ive ever seen...

Bluewolf
06-09-07, 09:19 AM
Torque...oh boy that real bad.

Biker Boys (I refuse to use a Z in there) was woeful too. Jaws: The Revenge is also a contender in my book along with Blue Crush :mad: and AI (pass the razor blades).

Smudge
06-09-07, 10:13 AM
blue crush that was the girl surfer film wannit that was ok i watched ten minutes of universal soldiers last night i though it was home made the acting is worse than diadrie off coranation street

keithd
06-09-07, 11:13 AM
i'd like to nominate two more :-

Notting Hill
Love Actually

vomitous giganticous pukem

Smudge
06-09-07, 12:13 PM
my mrs fav film is notting hill i prefer wedding singer

northwind
06-09-07, 05:54 PM
i'd like to nominate two more :-

Notting Hill
Love Actually

vomitous giganticous pukem

I really liked Love Actually. Mainly because I was bullied into going to see it (I wanted Master and Commander: Far Side of the World) and so I had very low expectations, but it also won my affection by not actually being all Hugh Grant and the dreaded Martine McCutcheon. Great cast- Rab C Nesbitt ftw!

monkey
04-10-07, 11:06 PM
Girl on a Motorcycle.....Marianne Faithfull.

I hope you're talking about the sexiest film ever! Cor. I saw a recent picture of her once. I cried. Lots. My mind has blocked it out though so I can go back to dreaming.........

:p

lukemillar
05-10-07, 01:53 AM
I thought Battlefield Earth: A saga of the year 3000 was utter cr@p.

Tiger 55
05-10-07, 06:52 AM
Husbands and Wives.

Woody Allen arguing with Mia Farrow in front of a shaky camera for two hours. Hard to beat.

Smudge
05-10-07, 07:32 AM
watched Tarantino's new film Death proof last night and i would be supprised if anyone put it in here it was the best film ive seen in years

neio79
05-10-07, 07:38 AM
Worst film ever has to be Fear and loathing in Las vegas,

utter bolox, just stupid!!

Smudge
05-10-07, 07:43 AM
thats one of my fav films you proberbly need some funny fags to watch it though lol

keithd
05-10-07, 09:30 AM
i just watched Crash

now that was a GOOD film. goes into my top 20 i reckon....we bit obvious in places but well acted, plus i like a bit of linkage to a film

tactcom7
05-10-07, 10:23 AM
Has to be either Traffic, of Mr deeds, can't decide which...

Smudge
05-10-07, 10:26 AM
Has to be either Traffic, of Mr deeds, can't decide which...
i like mr Deeds, but then agian i like most sandler films not click though

wyrdness
05-10-07, 10:34 AM
The worst film that I've ever sat though was Little Nicky. The worst that I stopped watching was the remake of the Producers. Worst sequel I've seen is probably Shrek 3. Notting Hill gets an honourable mention for being over-hyped and very, very badly acted.

Smudge
05-10-07, 10:37 AM
little nicky is my fav sandler film, are you over 50 cos i can understand that you may find it a little crazy

jambo
05-10-07, 10:51 AM
I have to go with "Torque" (I actually watched it, why I'm just not sure)
Also "Gumo" I watched this film twice with my step dad while we were drunk. we were both certain that we'd missed something crucial and it wasn't just 90 minutes of people in a hick-town in America wandering round aimlessly and occasionally killing cats for something to do.... We have yet to find the point of it....

Smudge
05-10-07, 10:53 AM
yep i sore GUMMO what a pile of cack it was cruel and pointless

phil24_7
05-10-07, 12:51 PM
For me it's 28 Days Later or Kill Bill! I can't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life in the cinema watching that drivel!!

Smudge
05-10-07, 01:01 PM
For me it's 28 Days Later or Kill Bill! I can't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life in the cinema watching that drivel!!
dont watch death proof then if you didnt like kill bill, thats another 2 of my favorit films there, what films do you like gone with the wind & watership down

phil24_7
05-10-07, 01:05 PM
I like loads of films, horror, comedy, action. Just those 2 films for me waisted my life!

P.s. Gone with the wind is annoying and watership down makes me cry!!!! :-)

Kate Moss
05-10-07, 03:04 PM
Hell Boy sucks ass!!!

haggis
05-10-07, 03:23 PM
Biker Boyzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzz



Just awful torturous drivel.

SVeeedy Gonzales
05-10-07, 08:07 PM
Paycheck with Ben Affleck, but so bad it was (unintentionally) funny. Watch Uma Thurman also utterly selling out for cash and displaying zero acting skills in between the Kill Bill films.