Cheap petrol

[Viney]

http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm

[thor]

Yeah.... Petrol in the post? Pull the other one!

[Luckypants]

Yeah.... Petrol in the post? Pull the other one!
I guess you drive a suzuki... http://www.petroldirect.com/about-us.htm

Soz.... snigger!

[Stu]

I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.

[Wideboy]

omg have you looked in the specialist fuels section, you can buy plutonium, says some background checks may be required :smt046

[Alpinestarhero]

omg have you looked in the specialist fuels section, you can buy plutonium, says some background checks may be required :smt046

I could do with some of that for my chemistry project

least, i think i could

Anyone want a town removing?

Matt

[Biker Biggles]

Just ordered some nitrous.
Apparently it comes in plastic bags.Any ideas how to get it into the engine?

[Tim in Belgium]

Is this for real??

Obviously not :)

[Wideboy]

I could do with some of that for my chemistry project

least, i think i could

Anyone want a town removing?

Matt



townhill would be nice its full of chavs but make sure you get it right west end isnt far away and im there i will post the results

[kwak zzr]

Yeah.... Petrol in the post? Pull the other one!

ive seen worse:rolleyes:

[Alpinestarhero]

Just ordered some nitrous.
Apparently it comes in plastic bags.Any ideas how to get it into the engine?

N2O you ordered?

in a plastic bag? If its not pressured, surley it "goes off"?

Matt

[Jase22]

Damn it, there seems to be an issue with their ordering system. Just my luck...

[Hazzar]

I also cant order:(

[Viper]

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

I dont want 20 L of unleaded through my letter box. are they nuts:smt104

[Viney]

Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car/bike made by Suzuki, we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only

Read the whole site and you'll find this you spanners

[Kinvig]

if that's sites for real, then I'm a dutch man.




Dirk Kinvig

[Spiderman]

Ah what fantastic service!!

I got my 50 litres of Unleaded from these guys this moning. I love how the packaging is now. Small "ballons" full of fuel that fit right into the tank and the ballons themselves are made from a petroleum derivative so they break down in the tank and actualy clean the engine too.

They did some background checks on me and when they discovered that i was born in one of the "axis of evil" countries they declined to sell me the plutonium :(

Anti matter is on the way tho, so i'm looking forward to seeing what that stuf is like. Or isnt like cos its anti so its not really there. Hang on...does that mean the box it comes in will implode when i try and open it??

[Grinch]

Anti matter is on the way tho, so i'm looking forward to seeing what that stuf is like. Or isnt like cos its anti so its not really there. Hang on...does that mean the box it comes in will implode when i try and open it??

Yes, while sucking you into the black hole it will have created, wooo hoo.

[markmoto]

haha was quite funny the first time i seen it.

[Spiderman]

Yes, while sucking you into the black hole it will have created, wooo hoo.

Oi!
You trying to get rid of me?


Again.

[Grinch]

Who me? Don't know what your talking about.

[Spiderman]

Says the git who wants me to get a slapping.

Dont think i dont know just how your evil little mind works. I was gonna be your Head of Security whne you took over the world dont forget... so i know plenty about you!

[Grinch]

Git! I hope your indicators fall off.

[Sudoxe]

Git! I hope your indicators fall off.

They already did.

[Biker Biggles]

OK.Nitrous delivered in a plastic bag and I had a quick sniff to make sure it was good stuff.:thumbsup::rave: