Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral

[gettin2dizzy]

only a tenor...
:smt034

[plowsie]

class

[Ceri JC]

Pmsl!

[pencil shavings]

cruel but funny :smt034:-D

[Bluewolf]

I heard they're replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.

They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.

[Balddood]

They have had to order a special car to use as a hearse for the funeral. It's a Nissan Dormer.

Sean

[Alpinestarhero]

*grrrrrooooooooaaaaaannnnnn*

Very bad, but raises a smile!

Any more?

Matt

[rigor]

Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.

[SoulKiss]

Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.

Wasn't it at the time of Pavarotti's visit that they discovered the structural problems on the Kingston Bridge in Glasgow?

I seem to rememeber the saying "Theres an affa lotti Pavarotti" going round about then

[keithd]

whats pavarotti's wife getting for christmas?

a smaller turkey

[hovis]

:smt045harsh....but fair

[gettin2dizzy]

you're all sick....

[toonyank]

I heard they're replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.

They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.

Nice one :p

St Peter walks up to the Pearly gates and knocks.
God asks what he wants. St Peter replies "Here's that tenor I owe you!"

:D