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Hazzar
10-09-07, 09:36 PM
Just got in from my medical for my new job with jcb 10 15 pm i live in stoke so i had to use the a 50 to get to jcb on the way brill the sv was ace but when i came out it was dark and it dawned on me that i had my maridian visor on night mare had to get back as quick as i could as my wife is on nights and the kids are in bed 100 mph blind behind a car so i could see where i was going when i got in to the potterys and it was lit up i found out it was an evo lost a mirror somewhere and my clock bulbs blew so dont no how fast i was going for the last part of my trip nightmare i wont buy another maridian visor again but been told if my drug test comes back clear i have the job :D:D:D:D:D

Ping
10-09-07, 10:06 PM
My eyes!.. My EYES!! ... dude?... I think you forgot the punctuation...

Um... Good luck with the job though (I think).

:D

Razor
10-09-07, 10:08 PM
Just got in from my medical for my new job with jcb 10 15 pm i live in stoke so i had to use the a 50 to get to jcb on the way brill the sv was ace but when i came out it was dark and it dawned on me that i had my maridian visor on night mare had to get back as quick as i could as my wife is on nights and the kids are in bed 100 mph blind behind a car so i could see where i was going when i got in to the potterys and it was lit up i found out it was an evo lost a mirror somewhere and my clock bulbs blew so dont no how fast i was going for the last part of my trip nightmare i wont buy another maridian visor again but been told if my drug test comes back clear i have the job :D:D:D:D:D

Best of luck with that then.

Dan
11-09-07, 07:26 AM
My eyes!.. My EYES!! ... dude?... I think you forgot the punctuation...

Um... Good luck with the job though (I think).

:D

Said it all there :)

Jester666
11-09-07, 09:25 AM
I've just returned from my 22:15 medical for my new job at JCB. At the moment I live in Stoke so I had to use the A50 get there. The SV was fantastic but as I left the medical it was dark and I realised that I only had my iridium visor with me.I had to get back as quickly as possible as my wife is on night shifts and the kids were in bed. I was following a car at 100mph just so that I could see where I was going. When I arrived at The Potteries the streetlights showed that the car was an Evo, that I had lost a mirror on the way and that my clock lights had blown, so I had no idea how fast I was travelling for the final part of the journey. I'm going to steer clear of iridium visors for now but I have been informed that if I pass the drug test at JCB I will be offered the job.:D:D:D:D:D

HTH!!! :D

Moral of the story? Carry a clear visor with you!!

Ed
11-09-07, 11:00 AM
Moral of the story? Carry a clear visor with you!!

Nope. Moral of the story is if you want a job with JCB then don't do drugs;)

Warthog
11-09-07, 11:05 AM
Thats actually quite a funny story once Jester made it legible.

the_runt69
11-09-07, 11:06 AM
Medical I just had were only interested in the drink and drugs bit, the rest of it was "are you breathing" Thatll do

Biker Biggles
11-09-07, 12:24 PM
I doubt you will pass JCBs drug test if you are having hallucinations like that.
Is Maridian a cocktail of hash and vallium?:D:D

Hazzar
11-09-07, 06:40 PM
Nope. Moral of the story is if you want a job with JCB then don't do drugs;)
correct

Hazzar
11-09-07, 06:42 PM
Sorry about the spelling and punctuation it was late and my eyes were probably still full of dust and flys:( ;)

Hazzar
11-09-07, 06:48 PM
HTH!!! :D

Moral of the story? Carry a clear visor with you!!
Thanks jester=D>:smt053:salut: