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hovis
23-09-07, 09:38 PM
this ice cream tastes salty

plenty more to come
sarah
23-09-07, 09:55 PM
.Safety first!

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sarah
23-09-07, 09:56 PM
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AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That hurts. I give in.
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hovis
23-09-07, 10:05 PM
.AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That hurts. I give in.

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Xan173
24-09-07, 11:02 AM
"Do you think you could run across the room, dive over the back of the sofa and land cleanly on it?

:thumbsup:
Xan173
24-09-07, 11:06 AM
:smt034 "bangra, bangra, i've got a fridge freezer, i've got a microwave, look at my lovely kettle, dig and dig and dig and dig, saturday night fever, feed the birds, eyes, knit, bowl, goal, vole!" :thumbsup:
hovis
24-09-07, 11:16 AM
:smt034 "bangra, bangra, i've got a fridge freezer, i've got a microwave, look at my lovely kettle, dig and dig and dig and dig, saturday night fever, feed the birds, eyes, knit, bowl, goal, vole!" :thumbsup:

:smt045

this may seem a bit odd,but you had to be there;)
Xan173
24-09-07, 11:41 AM
:smt045

this may seem a bit odd,but you had to be there;)

To be honest mate, it was a bit odd for those of us WHO WERE there!
Biker_Billy
24-09-07, 12:00 PM
To be honest mate, it was a bit odd for those of us WHO WERE there!


I had a nightmare last night...in it, I was in a barn in deserted countryside, dancing to Craig David with a Grolsch box gaffer taped to my head...

Oh, hold on, it wasn't a nightmare, it actually happened:confused:
sarah
24-09-07, 12:04 PM
I had a nightmare last night...in it, I was in a barn in deserted countryside, dancing to Craig David with a Grolsch box gaffer taped to my head...


Was a squirrel shouting instructions at you too?
Biker_Billy
24-09-07, 12:13 PM
Was a squirrel shouting instructions at you too?

Yes!!

Oh, another quote:

"you can do Bangra, Bangra - if you can change the light bulbs and stack the shelves...remember, its all in the shoulders"
hovis
24-09-07, 12:20 PM
i feel like Macaulay Culkin & just want to run around waving my arms & screaming:-s
Xan173
24-09-07, 02:16 PM
I had a nightmare last night...in it, I was in a barn in deserted countryside, dancing to Craig David with a Grolsch box gaffer taped to my head...


PMSL!!!
Xan173
24-09-07, 02:19 PM
Macaulay Culkin

Can anyone explain to me how Hovis, who normally can't spell for toffee suddlenly manages to spell THAT name?????

:confused:
hovis
24-09-07, 02:19 PM
google

cut & paste
Xan173
24-09-07, 02:20 PM
I'm NOT going behind Hovis!

:smt110
Xan173
24-09-07, 02:27 PM
google

cut & paste

Not that theory about having lots of monkeys, typewriters and time then?

Doh!
Xan173
24-09-07, 02:30 PM
***** ******* over her back, so she can't get up without it running down her ***
:smt077
Biker_Billy
24-09-07, 03:17 PM
not a quote, but this is for Vickster stealing breakfast...

http://www.creamcannon.com/shop/LittleThief.gif
eviltwin
24-09-07, 06:33 PM
not a quote, but this is for Vickster stealing breakfast...

http://www.creamcannon.com/shop/LittleThief.gif

hell, the buggers got her in the end though...all that piffle about being pulled for her plate :D
hovis
26-09-07, 11:47 AM
i used to be a cat burgular...............................


i have a swiss bank account with 10,000 cats in it
sarah
26-09-07, 11:50 AM
i used to be a cat burgular...............................


i have a swiss bank account with 10,000 cats in it

Who said that?
hovis
26-09-07, 12:03 PM
Who said that?

me
hovis
26-09-07, 12:05 PM
Who said that?

me


when we got back from the ride vicks was struggling to unlock the door, so she gave me the key, & i opened it first go
Xan173
26-09-07, 02:18 PM
Has anyone got a signal?