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the white rabbit
28-09-07, 07:51 PM
Ouch.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=136465&stc=1&d=1190985798

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5395283#post5395283

Pedrosa
28-09-07, 07:59 PM
Nooooooooooooo! Ouch,ouch and more ouch that are likely to go on for months!:)

I loved it on ADV forum when someone asked..."Did it start out with...watch this...." Classic.

Stingo
28-09-07, 08:09 PM
Holy Kamoley!!:smt089 Madam Sin certainly earnt her wages on that poor soul!!

hovis
28-09-07, 08:11 PM
U-rating?

& people moaned about a fully clothed picture of charley manson:rolleyes:

;)

dizzyblonde
28-09-07, 08:12 PM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo
hope he got someone to rub plenty of Arnica cream into that, won't be able to sit down a right lot!

Xan173
28-09-07, 08:13 PM
U-rating?

& people moaned about a fully clothed picture of charley manson:rolleyes:

;)

Here, this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy) will help you understand Hovis.

Stingo
28-09-07, 08:20 PM
Here, this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy) will help you understand Hovis.

Oh. Reformed already? Now you're the post police. A case of not liking someone's opinion so you're going to moan on about it.



Can't believe I've taken the bait. Must be the wine...or the whine.

chazzyb
28-09-07, 08:50 PM
Now that's SPANKED!

Frank
28-09-07, 09:03 PM
has he been a*s**g about.

Hazzar
28-09-07, 09:17 PM
Wow thats got to hert and a bet it will itch to:o

Pedrosa
28-09-07, 09:38 PM
Hovis..On first looking at the above pic I instantly thought of you along with the word "Complete".

I cant decide whether you are funny, sad or a complete imbecile. Although of course those that really know you would vouch for a real gem of a chap I am sure.:smt046


*All of the above is purely my own personal opinion.*

Xan173
28-09-07, 09:47 PM
If we're resorting to name-calling can I be "Max" please!

kwak zzr
28-09-07, 09:49 PM
WOW thats one throbbing a@se.

hovis
28-09-07, 10:07 PM
Hovis..On first looking at the above pic I instantly thought of you along with the word "Complete".

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, bless


has somebody nicked you happymeal toy?

Xan173
28-09-07, 10:07 PM
This ones quite bad too. A skateboarder I believe.

http://www.skateinfusion.com/img/2006/05/bruised_****_.jpg

That explains the bruise, but not the spots.

Xan173
28-09-07, 10:09 PM
Oh dear... It appears that the word **** can't be used in a link.

Xan173
28-09-07, 10:11 PM
Hurrah for imageshack

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7206/bruisedwf2.jpg

Brian
29-09-07, 05:00 AM
Ouch.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=136465&stc=1&d=1190985798

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5395283#post5395283

I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!

the white rabbit
29-09-07, 06:26 AM
Why I feel the need to jutsify myself to you Hovis I dont know but by way of explanation, Hovis, I did consider the u-rating before posting, believe it or not, and decided that, IMO of course, the fact that a) it was MOTORCYCLE related, b) its only a bottom c) its exactly the kind of thing you would see on a medical programe d)its quite funny in a poor chap kind of way e) advrider is sub u-rated in main forums it would be probably ok.

a) above being a key point.

That was my considered opinion.

falc
29-09-07, 06:49 AM
:lol: Owned

:lol: thats one hell of a raw one, although I laugh I can imagine it hurts like hell and wish him a speedy recovery.

Xan173
29-09-07, 06:53 AM
I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!

Whoa... you have a womans ar** my lord!

hovis
29-09-07, 07:59 AM
Why I feel the need to jutsify myself to you Hovis I dont know but by way of explanation, Hovis, I did consider the u-rating before posting, believe it or not, and decided that, IMO of course, the fact that a) it was MOTORCYCLE related, b) its only a bottom c) its exactly the kind of thing you would see on a medical programe d)its quite funny in a poor chap kind of way e) advrider is sub u-rated in main forums it would be probably ok.

a) above being a key point.

That was my considered opinion.i agree, did you not see the;)......... but would you not also see a picture of charle manson on a documentry?

Hovis..On first looking at the above pic I instantly thought of you along with the word "Complete".
not happy with geting my avator taken away? so you have to result to childish name calling:smt019

Pedrosa
29-09-07, 08:07 AM
Slap my wrists and banish me to the corner.;)

K
29-09-07, 08:17 AM
So anyway - please enlighten us as to the tale behind the behind Doc.

fizzwheel
29-09-07, 09:32 AM
So anyway - please enlighten us as to the tale behind the behind Doc.

K read the link Dr Rich has put in the first post on this thread. Basically bloke went over a jump, got 12ft in the air and then didnt think about his landing properly...

OUCH !!

hovis
29-09-07, 10:27 AM
Slap my wrists and banish me to the corner.;)

i would rather send you to the naughty step (http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Advice/-/Parenting-Skills/-/Discipline-and-Reward/Make-the-Naughty-Step-Work-for-You.aspx)

Pedrosa
29-09-07, 11:53 AM
i would rather send you to the naughty step (http://www.supernanny.co.uk/Advice/-/Parenting-Skills/-/Discipline-and-Reward/Make-the-Naughty-Step-Work-for-You.aspx)

Very possibly a very smart decision sir.;)

K
29-09-07, 05:39 PM
K read the link Dr Rich has put in the first post on this thread. Basically bloke went over a jump, got 12ft in the air and then didnt think about his landing properly...

OUCH !!

But that meant the extra effort of clicking on a link - whereas now you've told me. Ta. ;)

Yes, I'm feeling very... very... lazy today.:rolleyes:

Wideboy
29-09-07, 05:51 PM
my god:puker:

Lissa
29-09-07, 05:55 PM
I've always said those table tennis bats are a bit much for a little light spanking!:smt103

The only time I've had a bruise like that was when a horse gave me both barrels!

Pedrosa
29-09-07, 06:24 PM
I've always said those table tennis bats are a bit much for a little light spanking!:smt103

The only time I've had a bruise like that was when a horse gave me both barrels!

I say Lissa! No need to share your racey farm yard goings on here!:rolleyes: