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That's one less job to do before the end of the year....and that's me pretending to be Val Dooligan.
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5687/valdooligankx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
please please tell me you are having a laugh
oh yeah and about the xmas tree - just joking?
Bluepete
30-09-07, 06:36 PM
Care in the community at it's best!
;););)
That's one less job to do before the end of the year....and that's me pretending to be Val Dooligan.
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5687/valdooligankx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Why aren't there any decorations on the tree?:smt111
S'okay - I'm not special needs. One of my flat mates has been away all week, he'll get back in the early hours tonight & he'll get a surprise when he gets back to his room.
This is payback. Earlier in the year, he hid my bike keys & then left me loads of clues in the house to find them. A mini-treasure hunt that ended up with me digging up the garden.
Kinvig,
Take that guitar/axe exchange it for a proper axe and cut that tree down! :D
Fizzwheel, please obliterate this thread!
Kinvig,
Take that guitar/axe exchange it for a proper axe and cut that tree down! :D
That's a fender acoustic, I'll have you know. I also own:
Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ EMG 81 & 85's
ESP Edwards Explorer Jap import
ESP Ltd KH203
Yamaha semi acoustic.
...and I can't play for toffee!
Fizzwheel, please obliterate this thread!
Bah humbug!
This is payback. Earlier in the year, he hid my bike keys & then left me loads of clues in the house to find them. A mini-treasure hunt that ended up with me digging up the garden.
If he did that to me he'd be wearing his own ring piece as a hat...
If he did that to me he'd be wearing his own ring piece as a hat...
....I suspect that he would like that, though.
Ahh you've gotta do better than that for hiding your bike keys, how about a bucket of ice water balanced above the door somehow?
Wideboy
30-09-07, 07:27 PM
Ahh you've gotta do better than that for hiding your bike keys, how about a bucket of ice water balanced above the door somehow?
easy have the door slightly ajar balance the bucket on the top, then when he comes home hey presto
:lol: i have no experience in these matters
No, change the looks while he's out, then re-arrange the number and ask a stranger to come over to open the door if he knocks.
Kinvig mate, I wasn't dissing your guitar lol.
I meant:
Exchange this axe:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1649/bigzm5.jpg
For this axe:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7323/axemaxproqv6.jpg
And use it to cut your tree down lol.
P.s I play too, 1979 Ibanez Artist ;)
Kinvig mate, I wasn't dissing your guitar lol.
I meant:
Exchange this axe:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1649/bigzm5.jpg
For this axe:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7323/axemaxproqv6.jpg
And use it to cut your tree down lol.
P.s I play too, 1979 Ibanez Artist ;)
oh....yeah I forgot that "axe" could have a different meaning.......
oh....yeah I forgot that "axe" could have a different meaning.......
Hehe ;)
northwind
30-09-07, 11:22 PM
That's a fender acoustic, I'll have you know.
I used to have a Fender acoustic:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTz40svwPM
Northy,
I've now been sitting here for a good 5 mins thinking of somthing to say regarding such blatent blasphemy.
And to be completley honest i'm stuck for words, speachless even.
The poor luthier who made that guitar probably poured his heart and soul into making that fine instrument, wore his knuckles to the bone sculpting its fine contours.
Skillfully crafting a finely tuned precise instrument of music, and for what?... to be thoughtlessly tossed into a simple campfire with no regard what so ever.
But then I think, hey it's a post-CBS Fender and it probably only took an hour to make anyway, so WOO, YAY!!!!!...
northwind
01-10-07, 12:43 AM
Ah, no, there was plenty of regard involved, it was thoroughly planned out :D It was an MA-1 (they used to be branded Fender not Squier), I found it on sale for £20 in a local shop with a really ropey neck break repair- and it was one of the rubbish korean 3/4 size ones that sounded like a biscuit tin with rubber bands on too, about £90 new. When I told them I just wanted something rubbish to take to Reading, and not bother bringing back, they gave me it for a pound.
So, I restrung it, instantly increasing its cost by 700%, and we took it with us, in a binbag. It was terrible, almost unplayable, but it attracted all sorts of interesting oddballs. Then, on the last night, we broke it over my head and then burned it. Far too good an end for such an appalling piece of rubbish.
It turned out to be a bit tougher than we thought though, and cut my head open- I had a job interview, for the job I have now, 2 days later and I still had a big l-shaped cut right in the middle of my forehead. "Bumped it on a shelf".
Jester666
01-10-07, 03:07 PM
Grinch, where are you?
Kill this thread!
All Hail Grinch the Xmas killer!! :D
happy xmas every body:santa:
http://texasholdemblogger.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/grinch.jpg
I would love to but I have no power over IB...
Ah, no, there was plenty of regard involved, it was thoroughly planned out :D It was an MA-1 (they used to be branded Fender not Squier), I found it on sale for £20 in a local shop with a really ropey neck break repair- and it was one of the rubbish korean 3/4 size ones that sounded like a biscuit tin with rubber bands on too, about £90 new. When I told them I just wanted something rubbish to take to Reading, and not bother bringing back, they gave me it for a pound.
So, I restrung it, instantly increasing its cost by 700%, and we took it with us, in a binbag. It was terrible, almost unplayable, but it attracted all sorts of interesting oddballs. Then, on the last night, we broke it over my head and then burned it. Far too good an end for such an appalling piece of rubbish.
It turned out to be a bit tougher than we thought though, and cut my head open- I had a job interview, for the job I have now, 2 days later and I still had a big l-shaped cut right in the middle of my forehead. "Bumped it on a shelf".
Lmao, funny post Northy :lol:
All that fun, and a £20 guitar for a whole pound, no wonder you're in banking (if I remember right), a 'true' Scotsman! lol ;)
I'll be chuckling at that post for days lol
northwind
01-10-07, 07:03 PM
This might give you a giggle then, first 20 seconds at least :D
This might give you a giggle then, first 20 seconds at least :D
:lol:
Took me a while for it to click (about 20 seconds funnily enough) lol.
Is it because:
(a) There's nothing there, cost you absolutley nothing and still made me laugh, (after it clicking).
Or:
(b) Did you just forget to post a link etc? lol
Hope it was option (a) as it was rather witty and funny lol
Oi Kinvig. Are you homeless yet:D
Oi Kinvig. Are you homeless yet:D
Nope...but Christmas is officially over.
The tree is down, I repeat, the tree is down!!!!
northwind
01-10-07, 10:23 PM
Hope it was option (a) as it was rather witty and funny lol
Oh well, sorry to disappoint you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDGw_3mhutk
It's mostly complete rubbish btw, but it might be worth a giggle.
Oh well, sorry to disappoint you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDGw_3mhutk
It's mostly complete rubbish btw, but it might be worth a giggle.
Hey, that's means I wound myself up with option (a) and found it quite funny, even though there was nothing intended to be funny about option (a)...Damn...
It was just a short message with a missing link, and I found it funny.
Now everyone will think i'm simple :(
As for the vid, it was a very dark night that night wasn't it :D
northwind
01-10-07, 10:47 PM
I think it's funnier that way, since all you get is the sounds. BONNNNNNG! OH YAH! BONNNNNNNG!
But then, I'm easily pleased. And possibly brain damaged after having the MDF guitar broken over my head.
Lol quite possibly so!
MDF 'is' full of formaldehyde, so maybe you inhaled some of that in at the point of impact also. ;)
But atleast you have an excuse, I was just born simple lol.
phil24_7
03-10-07, 02:07 AM
I HATE CHRISTMAS!
Sorry, but I do!
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