phoenix nights

[kwak zzr]

everyone seen it? is that programme class or what? Brian potter, max and paddy, probably the best ive seen comedy wise.

[kwak zzr]

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/P/phoenix_nights/character_guide/

[Wideboy]

max and paddy is funnier IMO

[the white rabbit]

The talent show one that was on the other night was an absolute classic :lol:

[Brian]

Yeah man!

Grade A quality show, too many funny moments in it to mention, especialy at the ends with the amateur people doing their stage-acts lmao.

Catch the moon and bring it down!

[kwak zzr]

yea was watching that, thats what made me think of this thread, ive got them all on dvd i think i'll watch them all again:)

[stewie]

Favourtie quote from pheonix nights has to be when the dwarf bolton football fans get out of the van singing some song and max looks at paddy and says 'how far away are they ?

[kwak zzr]

Favourtie quote from pheonix nights has to be when the dwarf bolton football fans get out of the van singing some song and max looks at paddy and says 'how far away are they ?

and then they get a kicking:)

[kwak zzr]

My fave was the other nights epiosode "nice legs lady's what time do they open?:)"

[Brian]

Fanny: "How much would you charge to bump my fella off?"

Max : "£3995"

Lol

[kwak zzr]

another cracker!

[MR UKI (1)]

Paddy (Patrick McGuinness) is a biker too, passed his test on 5th Gear last week and that will 'ding dang doo'

[Girth]

Well im a boltonion born and bred, met Peter kay a few times. Funny seeing bolton on't telly!

Phoenix nights is good but That Peter Kay Thing is better!

[Brian]

Well im a boltonion born and bred, met Peter kay a few times. Funny seeing bolton on't telly!
Have you seen the Phoenix club on your travels there?... We should organise a mass exodus to pay hommage lol


Paddy (Patrick McGuinness) is a biker too, passed his test on 5th Gear last week and that will 'ding dang doo'
Awww I missed that :(

Wasn't there a celebrity biker thread in the org a week or so ago?!...Another addition maybe...

[MR UKI (1)]

Have you seen the Phoenix club on your travels there?... We should organise a mass exodus to pay hommage lol



Awww I missed that :(

Wasn't there a celebrity biker thread in the org a week or so ago?!...Another addition maybe...

There was and i knew there was another celeb biker i'd seen recently but i couldn't remember who it was at the time, but tonite i saw the thread and happened to be watching 5th Gear when it came too me. It was a good episode, they filmed him at the start and he cut the white line and left the test centre on the wrong side of the road. Still passed though with 3 or 4 minors.

[Brian]

Left the test centre on the wrong side of the road.
I did that too, granted it was a narrow road, but still :oops: lol

**Edit**

Still passed though with 3 or 4 minors.

I didn't, that cost me the test, less than 30 sec after leaving the test center, but I see he was probably still on the DVLA premises etc... I wasn't lol

[Rog]

My Favourite line is

"where are they all coming from, she only had four!!!!"

From the now infamous ping pong lady

[timwilky]

Spikey lives up the road from me, drinks in my locals. Arrogant foul mouth tosser

[Pedro68]

Sammy Snake PMSL

[kwak zzr]

brian potter's house of fun:)

[stewie]

The bit in the toilet where brian potter is asking relationship advice from dave spikey with the hand dryer drowning out all the words until it stops and all you here is 'covered in pi$$' :D

[kwak zzr]

the face painting:) the guy who could'nt get the paint off his face so walked round like a tiger for weeks:)

[Pedro68]

Ok, not from Pheonix Nights, but ... Keith Lard (That Peter Kay Thing) ... "One spark and 'woof' it's gone ...", followed by a whisper and tittering from the back "Did he just bark?" (for the uninitiated, Keith Lard was accused of gross sexual practices with a canine) LMAO

EDIT: er indoors has this as her ringtone ... "Who's this? Who's Calling at this time? Pick it up or you'll never know!!"

[kwak zzr]

the ice cream van chasing the accidents to sell ice cream.

[Pedro68]

the ice cream van chasing the accidents to sell ice cream.
Ok, I apologise for the slight derail coming up ... but ...

Went to the bottle bank the other day (recycling all our plastic) which happens to be located in a local sports centre car-park. Saturday morning, kids all coming off the field after Sat morning footy and what should be parked up at the very spot where about 200+ kids are leaving the field?

An ice-cream van!

Talk about spotting a business opportunity - you shoulda seen the queue!

Ok, back to Pheonix Nights (or Peter Kay) now ...

Brian Potter trapped on the stairlift ... Jerry (Dave Spikey) says to him "oooh what's that smell?" ... "Never you mind" :smt046

[MR UKI (1)]

brian potter's house of fun:)

Was that the one with the snake bouncy castle thing that looked like a mans bits?

[timwilky]

the scene where Jerry (Dave Spikey AKA tosser) is on the table, theatre gown and backside in the air awaiting a Colonoscopy. The doctor (A mate of spikeys and also drinks in tthe Royal Oak) says "Nurse, can you please clean that it is filthy, camera pans to Jerrys face which is a pearler. and then to the nurses arm as she cleans the screen of attached to the endosope.

Tosser, did a repeat of his ASDA scene in my local one. Crap. Sorry I don't generally find him funny. His idea of comedy is over use of the work f..k or f..king. Peter Kay though is a comedy genius.

[the white rabbit]

I saw Dave Spikey live once as have a friend who worked with him in the NHS doing something or other so dragged me along. He wasn't particularly funny.

[Pedro68]

Ok, lumbering into the Dave Spikey debate ... no, I don't find him particularly funny either, and as for Bullseye ... what's that all about? ... it's just not the same without Jim Bowen ... it's like Countdown without Richard Whiteley :-s

[the white rabbit]

it's just not the same without Jim Bowen ..

Crime against television. Its just not Bully, is it.

[kwak zzr]

Was that the one with the snake bouncy castle thing that looked like a mans bits?

yea thats the one:)

[MR UKI (1)]

Crime against television. Its just not Bully, is it.

Let's take a look at what you could of won :)

[kwak zzr]

ooohhhhh a loverly tea's made.

[Brian]

Was "That Peter Kay Thing" part of the same series that had an episode with 'Senior Whippy' in it the ice cream man fighting over his patch againsed Peter Kay... I can't quite remember.

All I can remember is Peter Kay (i think) trashing his icecream van and (maybe Peter again) selling porn from his van, one of 'em was called "Shaving Private Ryan"....
And also a mad icecream van chase around an estate lol

If so that was very funny lol.

Think i'll see if Youtube has it :)

[Brian]

Lol found it, it's called "The Ice Cream Man Cometh".

Class :D

[Girth]

Was "That Peter Kay Thing" part of the same series that had an episode with 'Senior Whippy' in it the ice cream man fighting over his patch againsed Peter Kay... I can't quite remember.

All I can remember is Peter Kay (i think) trashing his icecream van and (maybe Peter again) selling porn from his van, one of 'em was called "Shaving Private Ryan"....
And also a mad icecream van chase around an estate lol

If so that was very funny lol.

Think i'll see if Youtube has it :)


Yes thats the one, The porn shop is still in bolton called Softies hard stuff

[Pedro68]

That film would be "Shaving Ryan's Privates" btw ;-) not that I've seen it of course, but when you spend enough time playing "Picture or Porn" with Radio City you tend to get to know these things :-P Honestly Guv ;-)

[Girth]

The best one was Leonard De'Tompkinsion, standing outside bolton town hall preaching with a 9 foot cross! Also can't beat that Turkey George scene, shot just 1 minute up road from me! Oh and they do a Smackhead Special at bolton bus station as well, puddin chips and pea and cup of tea for £2.20!

[Brian]

That film would be "Shaving Ryan's Privates" btw ;-) not that I've seen it of course

Pete, you've got access to the internet, so I don't believe that one bit!
Or, maybe you 'are' telling the truth and have seen one of the many re-makes of that classic piece of footage ;)

[Brian]

Yes thats the one, The porn shop is still in bolton called Softies hard stuff

Lmao, I saw the shop in a clip of that very episode on Youtube a few mins ago!
Very surprised it's still there, must of been a good few years since that episode was filmed lol.