View Full Version : We were having a philosophical debate at lunch today ..
Blue_SV650S
01-10-07, 08:51 PM
If you were stranded on a desert island and it was to just be you and females, how many would you want with you on the island? Would you want them all to be stunners, or the odd munter :pig: thrown in to mix things up a little? :scratch:
I think we came up with a pretty good solution … but I’d be interested in the .orgs thoughts on the matter …
It was a high-brow convocation as always at lunch!! :D
If you were stranded on a desert island and it was to just be you and females, how many would you want with you on the island? Would you want them all to be stunners, or the odd munter :pig: thrown in to mix things up a little?
Could I have men instead?
Blue_SV650S
01-10-07, 08:53 PM
Could I have men instead?
Yep, if you are gay male or straight female, then replace the word female with male!! :) Finally if you are a lesbian, can I have a weekly visit to your island just to watch how things are developing?!!? :D
Could I have men instead?
no
Yep, if you are gay male or straight female, then replace the word female with male!! :)
Phew!
Luckypants
01-10-07, 08:56 PM
If you were stranded on a desert island and it was to just be you and females, how many would you want with you on the island? Would you want them all to be stunners, or the odd munter :pig: thrown in to mix things up a little? :scratch:
If stranded on a desert isle, I'd be glad of any female company - munter or not, she'd be looking good after a couple of weeks.
Blue_SV650S
01-10-07, 08:58 PM
If stranded on a desert isle, I'd be glad of any female company - munter or not, she'd be looking good after a couple of weeks.
I think you need to perhaps take full advantage of the 'how many? and all stunners?' parameters you have been allowed to specify, else I am just gonna put you there with your mum if any female is acceptable!!!! :smt116
I am just gonna put you there with your mum if any female is acceptable!!!! :smt116
Whoa - is Lucky Pants's mum fit?
fizzwheel
01-10-07, 09:05 PM
I'd want somebody with a brain that I could have a conversation with if she happened to be attractive that would be a bonus.
Whoa - is Lucky Pants's mum fit?
yep, she's a builder
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 08:35 AM
I'd want somebody with a brain that I could have a conversation with if she happened to be attractive that would be a bonus.
Oh come on ...
fizzwheel
02-10-07, 08:39 AM
Oh come on ...
I'm serious. I cant stand girls that are amazingly attractive but have 1 brain cell in their head thats underutilised. I find it a turn off.
Bluewolf
02-10-07, 08:42 AM
I'd want somebody with a brain that I could have a conversation with if she happened to be attractive that would be a bonus.
:winner:
could you hand pick individuals you know or would it be a general thing?
Munters yep, mingers no, I do have some standards :D course I'm a happily married man so only replying in a stricly hypothetical sense, so Ill take carol vorderman for the brains, intelectual conversations and loans advice and the entire dallas cowboys cheerleader squad for any other matters, if I werent happily married of course, aherm. :D
the_runt69
02-10-07, 08:53 AM
I'm with Fizz on this one, cant stand airheads at the best of times, may look nice but not to spend time with.
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 08:54 AM
I'm serious. I cant stand girls that are amazingly attractive but have 1 brain cell in their head thats underutilised. I find it a turn off.
The point is you can specify WHATEVER you want ... you can have one that is intelligent AND attractive ... or you can have 10,000 attractive ones to sharpen your pencil and 10,000 clever ones just to talk to/mentally stimulate you!! Why would you ever choose the possibility an uggo clever one over an attractive clever one?!!?!? It just doesn't make sense!!!! - what is the matter with you man?? :D
I agree bimbos have little to no (long term) attraction to me! But I am offering you the change to specify ANYTHGIN, why compromise!! This isn't real life ;)
plowsie
02-10-07, 08:55 AM
Would need a few fitties for some eye candy, but personally i bet the "Munters" would have a good personality to keep you amused and same so i'd have to have both lol. Greedy barsteward lol.
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 08:57 AM
Would need a few fitties for some eye candy, but personally i bet the "Munters" would have a good personality to keep you amused and same so i'd have to have both lol. Greedy barsteward lol.
Again specify whatever you want ... we all agreed that a island full of Valkyrie warrior maidens would suck after a while!!
plowsie
02-10-07, 08:58 AM
Again specify whatever you want ... we all agreed that a island full of Valerie warriors would suck after a while!!
Both :cyclopsani: But cos i'm an ugly begger i would prob just have the munters to keep me amused. As there would be no chance with the fitties.
Pedro68
02-10-07, 09:00 AM
Again specify whatever you want ... we all agreed that a island full of Valerie warriors would suck after a while!!
A rather unfortunate turn of phrase there ... please remember this is a U-rated forum ;-) PMSL
Personally, I'm with Stewie on this one ... HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!
:D
Pedrosa
02-10-07, 09:03 AM
Could I ask for special dispensation and take my Etcha sketch instead?:rolleyes:
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 09:11 AM
A rather unfortunate turn of phrase there ... please remember this is a U-rated forum ;-) PMSL
Personally, I'm with Stewie on this one ... HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!
:D
oops ... typo .. meant Valkyrie and for once the word suck was not used in the way ;)
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 09:14 AM
Both :cyclopsani: But cos i'm an ugly begger i would prob just have the munters to keep me amused. As there would be no chance with the fitties.
When you are the only male on the island, they'd come round I am sure ... or become lezzers, either way its all good!! :D
plowsie
02-10-07, 09:18 AM
Never a truer word spoken i guess lol. They'd prob run at the sight of me in my sexy vest :)
Dave The Rave
02-10-07, 09:39 AM
Hmmm ... how big is the island? In another words how many I would fit in? All stunners for me please but some skills required to (some has to cook, make the huge bed, keep the gardens watered, play footie, talk about bikes, play chess, etc ...) Hmmm ...
will that answer your question?
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 11:44 AM
Hmmm ... how big is the island? In another words how many I would fit in? All stunners for me please but some skills required to (some has to cook, make the huge bed, keep the gardens watered, play footie, talk about bikes, play chess, etc ...) Hmmm ...
will that answer your question?
Its as big as you specify! If you want 1 billion you can have 1 billion - no limits!! 8)
No one has actually given numbers ... how many is 'enough'??? how many is too many???
Munters yep, mingers no, :D
whats the diferance?
Lets see...I'm 26 so got another 45 years to go that I am hoping i'd be able to still have sex :)
So I would go for 50 gorgeous women 1 for every year and a bit of a surplus ;) They should be aged 16 (lets make it legal) up to 40 (I can be naughty sometimes) and we must have a couple of babies so that by the time I'm 50 they are 25....yeap that will do :)
Problem sorted
Pedro68
02-10-07, 11:59 AM
Lets see...I'm 26 so got another 45 years to go that I am hoping i'd be able to still have sex :)
So I would go for 50 gorgeous women 1 for every year and a bit of a surplus ;) They should be aged 16 (lets make it legal) up to 40 (I can be naughty sometimes) and we must have a couple of babies so that by the time I'm 50 they are 25....yeap that will do :)
Problem sorted
Even better if some of those babies were actually the daughters of the stunners ... can't beat a mother/daughter 3some eh ;-) :-P
Obviously, providing the daughter was over the age of 16 ;-)
whats the diferance?
Hovis, see linky (http://waf.eps.hw.ac.uk/Word%20of%20the%20Week%20pages/most%20recent%20SWOW.htm#munter)
Ceri JC
02-10-07, 12:00 PM
I'd want somebody with a brain that I could have a conversation with if she happened to be attractive that would be a bonus.
Yep. Add female version of Ray Mears, but with a medical degree in tropical diseases to that! You'd quickly tire of some stunning (but brainless) woman who managed to lose/burn what little food you had, who tripped and broke your shelter, etc. I'd be after survival skills first, conversation/pleasent company second and looks third. Perhaps that's asking a bit much to expect in one person, female or otherwise; maybe I want 4 female companions? 1 GP, 1 survival expert, 1 intellectual for scintillating conversation and one bit of "eye candy" for recreation?
:takeabow:
Ceri JC
02-10-07, 12:01 PM
;) They should be aged 16 (lets make it legal) up to 40 (I can be naughty sometimes) and we must have a couple of babies so that by the time I'm 50 they are 25....yeap that will do :)
Problem sorted
Erm, you do realise that as you're the sole male on the island, those babies would be your daughters?!
:D
Pedro68
02-10-07, 12:05 PM
It's "his" island, he can make the rules/laws ;-)
Besides, he could also have had them shipped in pre-impregnated by a third party ;-)
Erm, you do realise that as you're the sole male on the island, those babies would be your daughters?!
:D
I'll take them with me now so that they are not mine ;)
The idea of have taken pregnant women in advance sounds good though
But end of the day it's my island ;)
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 12:13 PM
I'll take them with me now so that they are not mine ;)
The idea of have taken pregnant women in advance sounds good though
But end of the day it's my island ;)
Now you are getting into the swing of things 8)
I could analyse this further with more maths in it but can't be asked at the mo :)
Blue_SV650S
02-10-07, 12:36 PM
I could analyse this further with more maths in it but can't be asked at the mo :)
Depending on how old you are already and how 'fresh' you like your women, we came to the conclusion that we would need a ready supply of new women, the best way to do this to keep your desired women as ... er ... 'original' as possible and to irradiate the problem of inbreeding, is to actually have a ready supply of 'samples' from other males to take to the island too ... there will then be a selective breeding programme to ensure a good supply of females for years to come. The women that have been classed as 'past it' will be the breeders to retain the 'original' ;) nature of the deemed still ‘serviceable’ ladies ...
When you feel your in need of a successor, then and only then will males be allowed to be born …
We also realised that for sanity reasons you would need a separate island with a mate/mates on and a boat that only you can drive (shark infested waters) between the two to stop your mates 'interfering' with your ladies ... and visa versa (you could throw them the ones you dont want any more mind!! 8)).
There would also be a designated part of the island where ‘blob week’ ladies would be sent for the ‘duration’ … 8)
As already stated, it's my island ... my rules 8)
timwilky
02-10-07, 12:45 PM
Sorry to say this. But I would only want one female with me. The thought of being stuck with 2+ women who turn into raging tigers for a week every month would drive me to swim the shark infested waters to the uninhabited island.
And please could that woman be the wife. Not fit, intellegent or articulate. But I have spent the last 20 years training her to nearly get things right, I aint going to start the process with a second.
I think incest would be a good idea
:shock:
Pedro68
02-10-07, 01:19 PM
Sorry to say this. But I would only want one female with me. The thought of being stuck with 2+ women who turn into raging tigers for a week every month would drive me to swim the shark infested waters to the uninhabited island.
And please could that woman be the wife. Not fit, intellegent or articulate. But I have spent the last 20 years training her to nearly get things right, I aint going to start the process with a second.
ROFLMAO
incest?:shock:
This is a hypothetical situation ... my views IRL may differ VASTLY from what I hypothesize on for this hypothetical island "paradise".
That's my "get out clause" ;-)
plowsie
02-10-07, 01:21 PM
That's my "get out clause" ;-)
Its just been declined
Tims point is same as mine really, wouldnt want anyone but my other half if i could have the choice.
Ceri JC
02-10-07, 04:59 PM
Genuine LOL at timwilky's post.
grh1904
02-10-07, 05:09 PM
And please could that woman be the wife. Not fit, intellegent or articulate. But I have spent the last 20 years training her to nearly get things right, I aint going to start the process with a second.
PMSL. :smt082:smt082
But has anyone given thought to the occupants of "CASTLE ANTHRAX" ???
The have a beacon shaped like a HolyGrail, and are all virgins aged between 16 & 19, in need of a good spanking.
Once the spanking is over they have a party then the oral sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(if in any doubt - watch Monty Python).
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