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Hovis - whatever you do don't offer to dance with her, and I'm not sure putting a pink border on your avatar will entice her into you arms either.
what colour would you sugest?
what colour would you sugest?
Salmon!! LOL
Another single, local, SV rider here. I'm not Welsh, haven't been caught in bed with Hovis (although I have been caught dancing with him), and I'm not old enough to be your father, (I'm not mentioning any names here).
I also like to "go the distance" (I mean the Isle Of Man, Devon, Scotland, North & South Wales, etc of course).
If you fancy a ride, let me know.:wink:
Gets prepared to have every comment under the sun thrown in my direction!
no bite here, but it's the last time you'll stay at the building behind you (in your avatar) [-(
:smt082
jumjum_0214
09-10-07, 02:48 PM
Bloody ell....Sandys done one:smurfin:
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 03:05 PM
where is Sandy?? she changed her mind??:confused:
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 03:09 PM
what colour would you sugest?
multi coloured!
what colour would you sugest?
Ok leave it pink, be the man you really are.
Quiff Wichard
09-10-07, 03:18 PM
I wonder if Sandy lives in spain ??..hhmmmmm????
Pedrosa
09-10-07, 03:21 PM
I wonder if Sandy lives in spain ??..hhmmmmm????
Nice suggestion but I refuse to be tempted by her devilish female charms!
Quiff Wichard
09-10-07, 03:37 PM
ha ha
Pedrosa
09-10-07, 03:43 PM
I am left wondering how many PM?s our blushing damsel might have received as a result of this thread?(No I dont mean Hovis!:p)
Come on let's have the numbers and a touch of name and shame!:):)
Bluepete
09-10-07, 04:38 PM
Sandy called and says she is overwhelmed and has run away with a passing gypsy.
Or maybe she is playing golf and will be along soon, reception was poor!
Im pringle...once you pop you cant stop :)
Sandy called and says she is overwhelmed and has run away with a passing gypsy.
Good option me thinks.:cool:
Im pringle...once you pop you cant stop :)
:smt082
Is that your ice breaker?
I got more than i can handle in Phil thanks!!!
Well take some of it out of Phil, he's looking a bit uncomfortable
H
Single lady looking for a man yes a man with same suzuki sv interests :rolleyes:
OI, SANDY
You asked, I replied, you disappeared. You've had you chance and you blew it, now you'll never know what I'm missing.
<goes back to looking at Snap-On Tools porn mag>
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 06:29 PM
Well take some of it out of Phil, he's looking a bit uncomfortable
no leave him be!!!
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 06:29 PM
Im pringle...once you pop you cant stop :)
l.a.m.e!!!
Pedrosa
09-10-07, 06:33 PM
My dating never seemed to get anywhere, all on account of excessive flatulence caused by first date nerves.:rolleyes:
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 06:48 PM
My dating never seemed to get anywhere, all on account of excessive flatulence caused by first date nerves.:rolleyes:
does that only happen when your on dates or is it a general day to day thing!!!:laughat:
Pedrosa
09-10-07, 08:51 PM
does that only happen when your on dates or is it a general day to day thing!!!:laughat:
Well one or two around these parts have hinted that I am indeed full of hot air.:smt023
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 08:53 PM
Well one or two around these parts have hinted that I am indeed full of hot air.:smt023
nice!:smt023
Biker Biggles
09-10-07, 08:55 PM
Ah so thats where all the hot air comes from.
Is that how you make Spanish Fly?
I always blame the dog.
HELLO
Sorry about the delay, not run off to Spain, well I'll be tripping over there in December. It was my lads birthday so I had to go to the driving range :smt087.
Well I'm not sure how to sort my problem out now ??? Poll sounds good, PM's sound good, I will need some help to resolve this single issue that I have.:smt055
How abought a line up, obviously next to their bikes. see who has a nice throbbing engine :laughat:
Sandy, a very single girl hoping to end that problem before this thread ends.
Well I'm not sure how to sort my problem out now
Poll sounds good I will need some help to resolve this single issue that I have.:smt055 i agree
How abought a line up, obviously next to their bikes. see who has a nice throbbing engine see avator
.
:smt055
Kate Moss
09-10-07, 09:15 PM
HELLO
Sorry about the delay, not run off to Spain, well I'll be tripping over there in December. It was my lads birthday so I had to go to the driving range :smt087.
Well I'm not sure how to sort my problem out now ??? Poll sounds good, PM's sound good, I will need some help to resolve this single issue that I have.:smt055
How abought a line up, obviously next to their bikes. see who has a nice throbbing engine :laughat:
Sandy, a very single girl hoping to end that problem before this thread ends.
Cracking idea, can i be on the pannel that helps you decide!!! could do with a laugh !!
Umm, Sandy
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1094/1271447206_0d732cd340_b.jpg
hi
no problem you can be on the pannel, what type of pannel should we have, x factor or the one where they bring there ideas to sell , /// ??? what's it called ??
is it devils den
sandy
ASM-Forever
09-10-07, 09:57 PM
Might i suggest that the bike/rider shots are taken whilst the rider is not wearing a helmet. This would eliminate the ugly. :)
Coincidentally it will give the rest of us more chance to laugh!
Might i suggest that the bike/rider shots are taken whilst the rider is not wearing a helmet. This would eliminate the ugly. :)
Coincidentally it will give the rest of us more chance to laugh!
Why do you think I left my lid on?
Warthog
09-10-07, 10:14 PM
I want a poll!
ASM-Forever
09-10-07, 10:17 PM
Why do you think I left my lid on?
You'll be ok...distract her with the long list of bikes you own. :cool:
Ohhh I have an idea - how about Rate-a-Date. Each contestant puts up a 50 word decription of themselves - and a pic if they like. A poll is added and we rate-a-date...
the_runt69
09-10-07, 10:17 PM
me too
You always want a poll
You always want a poll
its my right to have a poll, if i want one
I want a pole-dance!
Greedy
:smt055
Everyone knows a Ducati throbs best :rolleyes:
Everyone knows a Ducati throbs best :rolleyes:
While it still has functioning electrics.
JediGoat
09-10-07, 11:44 PM
Can I say, Thank You Sandy, for starting the funniest thread ever :notworthy:
Jo
phil24_7
10-10-07, 02:07 AM
HELLO
Sorry about the delay, not run off to Spain, well I'll be tripping over there in December. It was my lads birthday so I had to go to the driving range :smt087.
Well I'm not sure how to sort my problem out now ??? Poll sounds good, PM's sound good, I will need some help to resolve this single issue that I have.:smt055
How abought a line up, obviously next to their bikes. see who has a nice throbbing engine :laughat:
Sandy, a very single girl hoping to end that problem before this thread ends.
Please don't allow this thread to go on unresolved as long as kinvigs' did!!:rolleyes:
phil24_7
10-10-07, 02:10 AM
its my right to have a poll, if i want one
Hovis, if you want a pole, then you go start a poll. Scew those doubters and nay sayers, go and get you a poll!:D
therealvw
10-10-07, 02:15 AM
Firstly, new to this thread, so
AHEM,, GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GIG A TEE!!!
AND, Poll, how about a poll on if Hovis should get a poll or not?
and finally,
SANDY, any luck!? and have u posted any pics?
Well I'm not sure how to sort my problem out now ??? Poll sounds good, PM's
This is what you do:
Post up a a couple of paragraphs (no more than, say, 100 words). Explain who you are, what makes you tick & what you're looking for in a bloke. Stick some pictures up.
Then if anyone on here likes what they see they can then "apply to go on a date with you". They can then stick their particulars up on here.
You can vet them, the rest of us can character assassinate them.
You go out for wining/dining if they look like they float your boat.
You come back & report your evening. (Social skills, quality of conversation, how cheap your date was etc)
Job done.
Hovis, if you want a pole, then you go start a poll. Scew those doubters and nay sayers, go and get you a poll!:D
yes........ but if i did the poll there would be 3 options
hovis
hovis &
hovis
This is what you do:
Post up a a couple of paragraphs (no more than, say, 100 words). Explain who you are, what makes you tick & what you're looking for in a bloke. Stick some pictures up.
Then if anyone on here likes what they see they can then "apply to go on a date with you". They can then stick their particulars up on here.
You can vet them, the rest of us can character assassinate them.
You go out for wining/dining if they look like they float your boat.
You come back & report your evening. (Social skills, quality of conversation, how cheap your date was etc)
Job done.
not a bad idea.......... but 100 words? are you mad, that would take me ½ a day to type
not a bad idea.......... but 100 words? are you mad, that would take me ½ a day to type
It's 9am....we look forward to reading your "Date Hovis thread" at midday....!
It's 9am....we look forward to reading your "Date Hovis thread" at midday....!
but, beleive it our not, i have things to do, i cant spend all day on here:smt079
how about having a poll to see if we should have a poll or not
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 08:10 AM
hi
no problem you can be on the pannel, what type of pannel should we have, x factor or the one where they bring there ideas to sell , /// ??? what's it called ??
is it devils den
sandy
x factor styleee!!!
Hi
The xfactor way would be good.
As for pics I do have some on this thread near the biggining, I am hopeless on the computer so if someone could re place my pic back on that be great.:D
And what I'm looking for is a man first of all, got to be taller than 5.6 not fat, bald is ok and with hair, but no comb overs. Someone with a funny great personality. Oh got to have a mean machine with a good throbbing engine. clean working guy and able to cope with me. :riding:
sandy
Luckypants
10-10-07, 09:12 AM
.... not fat, ....
sandy
Bugger!
Hi
got to be taller than 5.6 . :riding:
sandy
:cry:
anyone got a pair of stilletos i can borrow
over 5 ft 6?
Say you are 5 ft 6?
Goes off and sulks....
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 09:14 AM
:cry:
anyone got a pair of stilletos i can borrow
are you a size 4, if so, yes i have!!!
:cry:
anyone got a pair of stilletos i can borrow
EDIT
woooooooooo-hooooooooooo
i save always shaved my head, but since growing my hair (& spiking it) it puts me just over 5.6 & thats in my socks
unlucky fella's im back in the race
now im off to the gym
EDIT
Unlucky Sandy, I'm back in the race.
;o)
6'3" :D
Got my own hair and teeth :D
Decent bike :D
Great sense of humour, funniest bloke on the org :D
Only draw back...hung like a hamster :(
I can see a new site launching soon svdating.org
*Digs out a barry white album*
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 02:16 PM
clean working guy
Does that exclude slightly oil-stained students? :-P
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 02:36 PM
Does that exclude slightly oil-stained students? :-P
UUUGH students!!! :confused:
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 02:41 PM
UUUGH students!!! :confused:
OI!
At least I'm doing engineering and not some mickey mouse course!
OI!
At least I'm doing engineering and not some mickey mouse course!
They're the worst sort of students.
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 02:46 PM
OI!
At least I'm doing engineering and not some mickey mouse course!
im kind of a student, once every other week!!!
Ceri JC
10-10-07, 02:49 PM
Talking of engineering students, what happened to carsick? I've not seen him here in ages...
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 02:51 PM
They're the worst sort of students.
Why?
IMO we're doing something that is going to end up benefiting mankind as a whole, as well as making useful contributions to the economy, and ourselves.
We can also out-sup the rest of the uni.
So shush.
Why?
IMO we're doing something that is going to end up benefiting mankind as a whole, as well as making useful contributions to the economy, and ourselves.
We can also out-sup the rest of the uni.
So shush.
I was one of them.
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 03:01 PM
Ahh so you know the terrible secret...
Wish u were on my course, practically all male this year! It's no fun!
Ahh so you know the terrible secret...
Wish u were on my course, practically all male this year! It's no fun!
Yup;)
I had a look at a list of everyone on my course the other day and I was the only British girl.
Hi
The xfactor way would be good.
As for pics I do have some on this thread near the biggining, I am hopeless on the computer so if someone could re place my pic back on that be great.:D
And what I'm looking for is a man first of all, got to be taller than 5.6 not fat, bald is ok and with hair, but no comb overs. Someone with a funny great personality. Oh got to have a mean machine with a good throbbing engine. clean working guy and able to cope with me. :riding:
sandy
maybe a bit fussy there sandy lol
northwind
10-10-07, 04:22 PM
And what I'm looking for is a man first of all, got to be taller than 5.6 not fat, bald is ok and with hair, but no comb overs. Someone with a funny great personality. Oh got to have a mean machine with a good throbbing engine. clean working guy and able to cope with me. :riding:
:smt039
Well, except for the great personality bit, I'm a complete knob :D
Biker Biggles
10-10-07, 04:30 PM
A complete knob is one attribute you will require to satisfy Sandy's strict checklist.;)
5' 8" tall, all my own hair and teeth, 32 waist, 38/40 chest, 11 stone of pure fitness. I teach Motorcycle Mechanics to those grubby little students and don't mind sharing any knowledge and skills I have ;)
I don't have 'a' mean machine with a good throbbing engine, I've got 4 of them.
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:45 PM
:smt039
Well, except for the great personality bit, I'm a complete knob :D
Your many posts testify to that old Spoon!:D
Scooby Drew
10-10-07, 05:47 PM
Hello - most people describe me as certifiable - I describe me as a bit quirky ;)
On the up side I have been known to crawl around under a bike on the side of the road to reattach the exhaust of a certain damsel in distress after it fell off :cool:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:48 PM
OI!
At least I'm doing engineering and not some mickey mouse course!
Do you mean you have to do a course to be able to bash things with a hammer as only you know how?:D
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 06:13 PM
Nah I've been beating the f### out of things with a hammer for way longer than I've been at uni.
I get the feeling you think I'm some sort of "bike butcher" ... I can do a job without reaching for the lump hammer you know!
(Occasionally :-P)
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 06:22 PM
Nah I've been beating the f### out of things with a hammer for way longer than I've been at uni.
I get the feeling you think I'm some sort of "bike butcher" ... I can do a job without reaching for the lump hammer you know!
(Occasionally :razz:)
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Had; slightly bent piaggo typhoon, rat CG125
Got; Black naked curvy with Fuel SS oval (dinged), braided HEL lines, twin headlights (smashed), mini indis (smashed), hugger, fender extender and avon storm STs (still ok).
Also 'well worn' montessa cota 349, with reliability issues...
Looking at your list of bikes, need I say more:D
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 06:31 PM
Lol, a transit van bent the scooter, the CG was a rat when I bought it, and a cattle grid and daft braking damaged the curvy.
And if you can make my 349 run any better I'll kiss you lol
redbouy
10-10-07, 06:54 PM
umm Im 6 ft have all my own RED hair, about 67 kgs, have some engineering cells to knock about and can diffo float your boat/ship/yacht. [Please delete as needed]. plan on fitting the new exhaust this friday, so even can do bike things.
yorkie_chris
10-10-07, 07:11 PM
Thats some hardcore long distance relationship lol
Thats some hardcore long distance relationship lol
that'll make the long distance worth it ;o)
therealvw
10-10-07, 09:02 PM
Now now Kinvig.
Any luck with the builder?!?!
OOh slinks off with wry smile on his face!
ASM-Forever
10-10-07, 10:20 PM
that'll make the long distance worth it ;o)
For someone who hasn't had a hint of a sh*g since the cold war...you have a lot to say for yourself. :p
phil24_7
10-10-07, 10:35 PM
Pmsl!
therealvw
10-10-07, 10:56 PM
ditto ASM! LOL
Scared of his own shadow!
Pmsl!
ditto ASM! LOL
Scared of his own shadow!
:rolleyes: don't encourage him.
therealvw
10-10-07, 11:11 PM
:rolleyes: don't encourage him.
Sorry, I should be sympathetic really, having been neuterd,...... erm Married for 7 years!!!
redbouy
11-10-07, 06:48 AM
Ah but it's cheeper to fly to the UK than get a taxi to the airport [5klms away] So i can speed a weekend up there,back here for some sun shine/riding/avoiding work/ drinking rose on the beach:smt020. Maybe a weekend down here is a better idea.:cool: :smt052. You up for that ?Still about 20 degs or so here.
:smt039
Well, except for the great personality bit, I'm a complete knob :D
oh you are not, even though you do carry a pink tool back and attract strange types in pubs, Raoul lol
Hello - most people describe me as certifiable - I describe me as a bit quirky ;)
On the up side I have been known to crawl around under a bike on the side of the road to reattach the exhaust of a certain damsel in distress after it fell off :cool:
yes you were certainly keen to get on your back - oh yeah and to fix the bike lol
there you go sandy two fine specimens from ecosse posse, there are a few more but they seem shy so I wont mention any names.;)
Hi
Well I've never known so many men that could write poems. :smt063
So lets get back to the reason I posted this thread. Is there anyone out there :smt052 I'm sure there is they are just being shy :smt095
Sandy:smt020
gettin2dizzy
11-10-07, 09:18 AM
They're the worst sort of students.
True...:smt101
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 09:36 AM
Sorry sandy, I think I was responsible for that, I'll belt up now (unless someone really comes up with a good response).:D
Good luck with you're search, I hope you don't end up with a :toss:
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 09:45 AM
Hello Sandy,
Are you any nearer to going on a date???!! :smt031 be sure to post results of the date!!! amd i think photographic evedice should be supplied so we know you actually did go on the date!!!
ASM-Forever
11-10-07, 10:39 AM
:rolleyes: don't encourage him.
Firstly....:safe:
Secondly i find it quite amusing that despite a number of keen applicants, Sandy is still looking. Does that mean Hovis/Kinvig havn't made the grade? Therefore can the mocking begin?
Firstly....:safe:
What's that supposed to mean?
Secondly i find it quite amusing that despite a number of keen applicants, Sandy is still looking. Does that mean Hovis/Kinvig havn't made the grade? Therefore can the mocking begin?
Is there a deadline for applicants? Don't think it's fair to start mocking until the deadline and deciding time is over, but I reckon you may as well start the mocking now anyway.
Firstly....:safe:
Secondly i find it quite amusing that despite a number of keen applicants, Sandy is still looking. Does that mean Hovis/Kinvig havn't made the grade? Therefore can the mocking begin?
Hey, I didn't ask/PM/email Sandy - she lives in Manchester and I don't measur up to her lofty expectations. ;o)
However after putting the initial suggestion to how Sandy should go about the .org dating game, I figured sauce for the goose etc & created a new thread. All the single ladies on the .org mustn't have logged on yet!
Kate Moss
11-10-07, 10:45 AM
What's that supposed to mean?
Is there a deadline for applicants? Don't think it's fair to start mocking until the deadline and deciding time is over, but I reckon you may as well start the mocking now anyway.
:bounce: please can we start mocking!!!
ASM-Forever
11-10-07, 10:45 AM
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't you know anything...:rolleyes:
Don't you know anything...:rolleyes:
Obviously not.
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