UK Most Wanted

[squirrel_hunter]

Here is a link (http://www.crimestoppers-uk.org/wanted/ukmostwanted/?id=1962,373,53,385) to one of the UK's most wanted criminals.

Apparently he "selected 5 cakes and took them to the customer service desk and asked for a full refund."

Now I am not saying that this isn't a crime and with my back ground I'm pleased this is being pursued, however for him to make the most wanted list seams rather strange if a little comical.

So what can we read from this; he's wanted for something more serious but they don't want to say or there is so little crime in this country that someone stealing cakes are at the top of the list!

[21QUEST]

Only in Britain :eek: lol

Phone call from head office authorising a refund eh. Surprised that none of the idiots in charge thought it might be a good idea to confirm said phone call....maybe I'm missing something :p

Perhaps he's a serial cake thief ? :mrgreen:


Ben

[Ed]

Only in Britain :eek: lol

Phone call from head office authorising a refund eh. Surprised that none of the idiots in charge thought it might be a good idea to confirm said phone call....maybe I'm missing something :p

Perhaps he's a serial cake thief ? :mrgreen:


Ben

Yes. This crime is just the tip of the icing. I mean, iceberg.

[Xan173]

Perhaps he's a serial cake thief ? :mrgreen:


What, like those Chocolate Rice Krispies Cakes?

[Pedro68]

Think I'll move to West Yorkshire if that's the "worst crime" they have in that area ;-)

[the_lone_wolf]

i hate people who sponge off others like this...

:rolleyes:

[the_lone_wolf]

of course we shouldn't be too quick to judge, he might have done this before...

he could be a... cereal fraudster?








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right, now i really should get to work:D

[Demonz]

If one was ever thinking about taking up a roll as a public super hero this would be a great first gig. Probably make a good movie later as well :p

[Biker Biggles]

Just goes to show that you can have your cake and eat it.

Let them eat cake.:p

[Xan173]

i hate people who sponge off others like this...

:rolleyes:

:winner:

[Pedrosa]

I think we need moe filling to the this story. We can't go on fudging the issue. Luckily he was spooted as he could have been scone without a trace!:p

[Bluewolf]

He needs to be torte a lesson...

[Pedrosa]

Once captured he should be banished to a dessert island.

[keithd]

or to the black forest.

thanks

[skint]

Everyone seems to want a slice of the action these days, it really takes the biscuit. Oh crumbs, time to leave...:rolleyes:

[Pedrosa]

I think the case against this individual is wafer thin. The authorities are abviously trying to cream as much from it as they can. However if apprehended I am sure that his legs will turn to jelly. He might need to watch though as the police are said to be fondue on giving a few "afters".

[skint]

This all getting a trifle silly, there will be hundreds and thousands of responses before long

[Pedrosa]

Maybe but if it comes to the crunchie I am sure the mods will fry us over this.

[hovis]

this is getting a bit off tracker, i think we should change the topic

[Kate Moss]

Actualy laughing out loud at work - people think im mad...not a good thing whilst working where i work, il be admitted in no time!!

[Pedrosa]

He was almost caught but a busy body shop assistant simply decided to choux him away. A passing witness mentioned that she was just an old tart. One can only hope that the perp does not look to profiterole from his actions.

[HopefullySoon]

It was Mr Kippling , In the Cream Cake Isle with the Eclair .

This subjects just getting a bit triffle-ing

[Vickster]

Was this story published in the currant bun? The bloke is clearly a fruitcake, trying to make some dough with that half baked approach. Crumbs.

[Pedrosa]

Well we really have jammed a lot of post in here. Maybe we should spread the word around some more? We could perhaps butter up members of other forums?

[Biker_Billy]

Over 100 quid for a refund for 5 cakes????

That really is a lot of dough...





I'll get me coat..........taxiiiiii !

[Pedrosa]

A lot of floury comments but when thrown in the mixer, for some it is difficult to get the yoke. I kneaded some help along the way as my brain was battered.

The lady with the nice baps and mince pies was catching my attention and I noticed the heat began to rise as I wondered if she was about to offer me a look at her donut.

[Spiderman]

A lot of floury comments but when thrown in the mixer, for some it is difficult to get the yoke. I kneaded some help along the way as my brain was battered.

The lady with the nice baps and mince pies was catching my attention and I noticed the heat began to rise as I wondered if she was about to offer me a look at her donut.

PMSL.

Danni...not only is your english quite excellent now but you clealry have mastered the art of being "subtly dirty". Well done that man :lol:

[Biker Biggles]

£100 cakes?
Yes they were medeerer ones.

[hovis]

the tart behind the counter was quite shook up

[ooger]

Turned out it they were all Stollen Slices :D

[Warren]

lol :)

[Pedrosa]

Pudding this all in to perspective I think anyone making a citizens arrest should turnover our man to the authorities. When he can be judged and then sentenced to death by chocolate.:p

[Pedro68]

I heard he was also done "speeding down the cake aisle" by one of those Gateaux cameras ;-)

[Pedrosa]

"Hot dog!" he exclaimed as he realised he had been spotted. He ran beneath the canapé of a shop and hid in the corner like a toad in the hole.;)