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so................to find the right man for sandy should we have a poll
or kinvigs silly idea
This is what you do:
Post up a a couple of paragraphs (no more than, say, 100 words). Explain who you are, what makes you tick & what you're looking for in a bloke. Stick some pictures up.
Then if anyone on here likes what they see they can then "apply to go on a date with you". They can then stick their particulars up on here.
You can vet them, the rest of us can character assassinate them.
You go out for wining/dining if they look like they float your boat.
You come back & report your evening. (Social skills, quality of conversation, how cheap your date was etc)
Job done.
mods....... i meant for the poll to run for one day only(as i think sandy is a bit desperate) & to make votes public, is it possible for you to edit it, as i cant
I reckon we should go with Kinvig's idea :D
I particularily like this bit "You can vet them, the rest of us can character assassinate them" :laughat:
Nev.
Id like a hybrid. Post your personal spec - we get to vote who the winner is that Sandy goes out with. Maybe to make it more interesting we can Paypal Sandy over a few quid to help pay for the night out - and they arent allowed to spend more than this. Running report the next day.
Id like a hybrid. Post your personal spec - we get to vote who the winner is that Sandy goes out with. Maybe to make it more interesting we can Paypal Sandy over a few quid to help pay for the night out - and they arent allowed to spend more than this. Running report the next day.
pick the top 5 personal adds then a poll?
Hovis could you have made Kinvig's idea any harder to read??
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 08:50 AM
Let the battle commense!!!
Hovis could you have made Kinvig's idea any harder to read??
yes............ i beleive i could.
;)
I liked the charchter assassination malarkey :D so it got my vote
*goes off to type up his lonely hearts add*
Hi
Well Hovis this is great, lets hope it works then ha ha:D
I could do with my scary photo on here now but I'm hopeless at that, so if any one could put it on that be great.
Cheers
Sandy :riding::geek:
?
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff101/sandy6368/DSCF0015.jpg
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 09:08 AM
what you gunna don your first date...hmm maybe dont answer that!
Pedrosa
10-10-07, 09:21 AM
In the interests of decency, I will offer myself as chaperone to accompany the blushing couple on their first dalliance.:cool:
Hi
may be another poll to decide what to do on first date.
Well it would be wrong not to go off to a nice spot on the bikes first, but they would have to take there helmet off first. we can not sit in a nice country pub with the fire burning with his helmet still on.
Of course I would of forgotten my purse, :D only joking, we would not have to tell anyone as the pub will be full of on lookers from this site. :riding:
sandy
Pedro68
10-10-07, 10:13 AM
... but they would have to take there helmet off first.
I vote for a date with ...
The Stig ... I wanna know who it is! LOL
Ceri JC
10-10-07, 10:14 AM
I vote for a date with ...
The Stig ... I wanna know who it is! LOL
Judge Dredd! :D
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 12:23 PM
Afternoon all.
I think there should have another poll, to vote for the most subtly lecherous proposal.:D
You're a brave girl Sandy! If I had a forelock I'd tug it in your honour!
I hope you're good at child minding, for you're going to need it if you meet one of the MANY juveniles on here.:D:D
Cheers.
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 12:25 PM
Afternoon all.
I think there should have another poll, to vote for the most subtly lecherous proposal.:D
You're a brave girl Sandy! If I had a forelock I'd tug it in your honour!
I hope you're good at child minding, for you're going to need it if you meet one of the MANY juveniles on here.:D:D
Cheers.
:smt044
looks like my cunning plan to do a poll, then bribe everyone with expensive gifts to vote for me has backfired.
so............. whos first at kinvigs idea?
Spiderman
10-10-07, 12:34 PM
I think you need to post a better pic than this one tho. that mirror is just so in the wrong place you see ;)
And Mary Jane wont let me enter this competition, so sorry you'll have to find you superhero from some of the other rabble that frequent this forum :D
?
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff101/sandy6368/DSCF0015.jpg
Warthog
10-10-07, 01:39 PM
Who will be first to post their photo and 50-100 word summary? :D
ASM-Forever
10-10-07, 01:43 PM
Who will be first to post their photo and 50-100 word summary? :D
As sure as eggs is eggs, Nick4 will have something in the pipeline. :p:smt079
I may throw my particulars into the hat later on....
Kate Moss
10-10-07, 02:38 PM
I may throw my particulars into the hat later on....
ouch :compress:
oooh all turned a bit shy now lol
Warthog
10-10-07, 03:44 PM
Yeah, wimps!
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 03:53 PM
Whilst you blokes have been playing pocket billiards, I have written a poem on the subject.
There was a girl called Sandy, who was feeling rather r*ndy (lonely)
So she asked with great decorum, for a date on the SV forum.
She expected plenty of replies, hopefully filled with charm & wit.
But all she got were schoolboys, & loads of male bullsh1t.
First there was the bread named fella, telling his tall tales.
They probably really work on sheep, 'cause that's all you get in Wales.
Then she got old Kinvig, I believe his name is Dirk.
It didn't take a PHD to figure out he was a berk.
There were many others, but it had all become a pain.
Lecherous words from around the country, & even as far as Spain.
Thoroughly disheartened, & thinking of the time she'd spent.
She jumped upon her bronze SV, & went & joined the local con-vent!
BOOM BOOM!
Apologies to any injured parties, but I had to find something to do whilst my welding cooled down.
Responses in rhyme please.
Biker Biggles
10-10-07, 04:01 PM
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tadger was a wee bit bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming,He went.
:smt004
Whilst you blokes have been playing pocket billiards, I have written a poem on the subject.
Then she got old Kinvig, I believe his name is Dirk.
It didn't take a PHD to figure out he was a berk.
Apologies to any injured parties, but I had to find something to do whilst my welding cooled down.
Responses in rhyme please.
Now whatever have I done to warrant being called a berk?
Spanner man only may respond. ;o)
hello
nice poem spiderman,
like it
sandy:riding:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 04:41 PM
Kinvig old chap, the trouble with rhyming is that options are far from many.
Infact, this wonderful language of ours often doesn't present any.
If your name was Mick, I'd have rhymed it with slick, but I was stuck with Dirk
It could have been worse by quite a margin, for what also rhymes is jerk.:D
Biggles old boy, may I state how much I enjoyed that charming limerick.
A pleasant tale of an unfortunate, with a 90 degree bend in his pr1ck.
Sandy, please get my name right, for I'm not the one with the lycra glare.
The only thing that shines on me, is my head for I have no hair.
Come on you lot! Am I the only one with an English 'o' level on here!:D
Spiderman
10-10-07, 04:48 PM
hello
nice poem spiderman,
like it
sandy:riding:
Erm, thanks Sandy.
I gave Spannerman all his inspiration ;)
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:08 PM
I gave Spannerman all his inspiration ;)
And thanks for the tips on how 40 something skinhead types can look good in lycra!:D
First there was the bread named fella, telling his tall tales.
They probably really work on sheep, 'cause that's all you get in Wales.
.
tall tales?
:why:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:17 PM
tall tales?
:why:
Not much rhymes with Wales dear boy.....Don't take it too seriously I'm just pi55ing about!:D
Not much rhymes with Wales dear boy.....Don't take it too seriously I'm just pi55ing about!:D
ahhhhh, jolly good
Warthog
10-10-07, 05:32 PM
There once was a mechanic named Spanner man
Who's skills could get you out of any jam
"When your front pot cuts out"
He'd avidly shout
"Try a Fender Extender or Bellypan!"
:takeabow:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:43 PM
Not bad Warthog old chap! Though I'd actually say don't go out in the rain.:D
Hi
sorry spanner man:sick: what am i like :riding:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 05:53 PM
No probs Sandy, at least it gave me an excuse to inflict more of my assassinations of the English language on this lot of illiterates!:D
Biker Biggles
10-10-07, 06:00 PM
Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.:rolleyes:
There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.
:sick::laughat:
Warthog
10-10-07, 06:05 PM
Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.:rolleyes:
There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.
:sick::laughat:
The forum had almost, almost reached a new level of sophistication and enlightenment, but then..... this....
:lol:
Spanner Man
10-10-07, 06:10 PM
Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.:rolleyes:
There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.
:sick::laughat:
Please keep your smutty rhymes dear boy, for they are getting worse.
I'm sure Sandy doesn't want to see any more of your dodgy verse.
I reckon you're out of the running, so run away & hide.
But if you're anything like your namesake, you'll bat for the other side.
I did not say you were illiterate, of that please have no fear.
But I have read the Biggles books, & he was definitely queer.
All that sitting in hot cockpits, with his hand on Gingers knee.
I'll remember to keep my back to the wall if you ever visit me.:D
BACK OF THE NET!:D
John 675
10-10-07, 06:17 PM
Well sandy id take you on a date... just depends if you like the younger man..
(im 22) lol... oh and dogs.. i guess we already have the liking the SV covered lol, :riding:
Well spanner has said it all now.
He started the challenge some how.
Coming up with a good un for Sandy.
Started off as a joke right and dandy.
But it's taken some unusual turn's.
Ole spanner thinks he's our Rabbie Burns.
I cant imagine the bloke that she'll have.
The poor lass will end up with a chav.
See I'm not in the line of dating.
But I'm quite partial to a wee bit of mating.
So if she's stuck for a date.
I won't make a soulmate.
But I'm always up for a screw!
(Like heck the Mrs will chop me bits off)
Nev.
John 675
10-10-07, 07:02 PM
See I'm not in the line of dating.
But I'm quite partial to a wee bit of mating.
So if she's stuck for a date.
I won't make a soulmate.
But I'm always up for a screw!
..... thats a bit nasty... funny though... yet objectifying none the less lol:)
Kinvig old chap, the trouble with rhyming is that options are far from many.
Infact, this wonderful language of ours often doesn't present any.
If your name was Mick, I'd have rhymed it with slick, but I was stuck with Dirk
It could have been worse by quite a margin, for what also rhymes is jerk.:D
i saw your poem and was irked
as nothing ryhmes with Dirk
on hte forum I like to lurk
as my job I really do shirk
Tell Sandy I really did smirk
thinking about missionary work
a date would be quite a perk
fear not I won't go beserk
now "Kinvig" on the other hand......
Well sandy id take you on a date... just depends if you like the younger man..
(im 22) lol... oh and dogs.. i guess we already have the liking the SV covered lol, :riding:
I thought Sandy was early 20s myself??? Sandy? ;)
John 675
10-10-07, 08:37 PM
I thought Sandy was early 20s myself??? Sandy? ;)
i dont know.. ive been looking at computer screens all day my eyes are going square lol, :compress:
Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.:rolleyes:
There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.
:sick::laughat:
I like it
biker biggles so you like a good old fashioned handy shady
:riding:
I thought Sandy was early 20s myself??? Sandy? ;)
I am early 20's just add 15 to it and you will be right.
:riding:
therealvw
10-10-07, 09:52 PM
Can't do a rhyme, how about a Haiku.
Beautiful Valleys, Water flowing from Mountain, We walk on the path
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 07:07 AM
Morning all.
Hats off to Bignev & Kinvig who entered into the spirit of things! Showing that this forum has some wonderfully creative minds on it, and some wonderfully grubby ones.....Biggles!:D
Cheers.
the white rabbit
11-10-07, 07:38 AM
Apologies to any injured parties, but I had to find something to do whilst my welding cooled down.
Ah, the enduring image of the blacksmith artisan, reminiscent of the Greek shepherds. :cool:
:takeabow:
I was rather chuffed with my efforts.
Rather more impressive than my "Mary had a little lamb....." ones.
Nev.
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 07:50 AM
Ah, the enduring image of the blacksmith artisan, reminiscent of the Greek shepherds. :cool:
Artisan! I like it!....I'll use that term next time someone sees me beasting something stubborn with one my artillery of air tools, (or a big hammer, whichever is closest):D.
Cheers.
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 07:54 AM
:takeabow:
I was rather chuffed with my efforts.
Rather more impressive than my "Mary had a little lamb....." ones.
Nev.
Like;
Mary had a little pig,
She could not stop it grunting,
She tied it to a 5 bar gate,
& kicked its little teeth in!
Or;
Jack & Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack came down with his trousers down,
& now they have a daughter!
Over to you.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pilon
A thousand volts shot up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Cause he had a square ar$e
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said...........f**k him, he's only an egg.
Nev.
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 08:12 AM
Ok ok you've asked for these;
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a Wasp
When they asked if it hurt
He said, yes it does
& it's a good job it wasn't a Hornet!
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone,
as she bent over
the dog named Rover
Slipped her a bone of his own!
the white rabbit
11-10-07, 08:31 AM
Ok ok you've asked for these;
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a Wasp
When they asked if it hurt
He said, yes it does
& it's a good job it wasn't a Hornet!
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone,
as she bent over
the dog named Rover
Slipped her a bone of his own!
I withdraw my artisan comment ;)
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 08:47 AM
I withdraw my artisan comment ;)
Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you
Ye are many, they are few!
What is freedom, ye can tell
That which slavery is too well
For it's very name has grown
To an echo of your own.
From Shelleys Masque of Anarchy.
Do I get my title of Cultured Artisan back now?:D
the white rabbit
11-10-07, 11:24 AM
Yes, but don't overdo it ;)
Spanner Man
11-10-07, 11:33 AM
Yes, but don't overdo it ;)
Alright then, I wont start quoting Shakespeare, or you'll start thinking I'm a bit of a cocky :toss:
therealvw
11-10-07, 08:21 PM
Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear,
Often have we seen her lamb,
but we'd love to see her.............
yorkie_chris
11-10-07, 08:40 PM
Mary had a little bike
The seat was back to front
And every time she hit a bump
...
I think you need to post a better pic than this one tho. that mirror is just so in the wrong place you see ;)
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/DSCF0015.jpg
The boys are trying very hard,
With all these clever ditty's,
When all they really want to say is,
Sandy, show us your t******
:D
:safe:The boys are trying very hard,
With all these clever ditty's,
When all they really want to say is,
Sandy, show us your t******
:D
hi Lissa
Yes I agree that what they would of liked to of seen t****** but having the mirror there keeps them all guessing :dwarf:
sandy
:safe:
hi Lissa
Yes I agree that what they would of liked to of seen t****** but having the mirror there keeps them all guessing :dwarf:
sandy
You have very big...
pink and white striped mirrors
i think its ultimatium time
Yip.
Time to sort the men from the boys.
:smt045
Nev.
Kate Moss
12-10-07, 09:53 AM
Is it judgement day???
Pedro68
12-10-07, 10:11 AM
So is it "over to our Graham?" ... duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh-de-duh-de-duh ...
"Sandy, will it be bike riding boy #1 who is as good as he ever was ... our Hovis? or will it be ... "
TBC ...
LOL
Kate Moss
12-10-07, 10:17 AM
So is it "over to our Graham?" ... duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh-de-duh-de-duh ...
"Sandy, will it be bike riding boy #1 who is as good as he ever was ... our Hovis? or will it be ... "
TBC ...
LOL
true cilla stylee!
Pedro68
12-10-07, 10:20 AM
Well I am an honourary scouser now ... my parents were born n bred in Liverpool. I lived in Liverpool for the 1st 14 months of my life, and now I'm living back in Liverpool (after a sabbatical of ooooh about *cough*thirty-plus-years*cough* on The Wirral ;-)
Well I am an honourary scouser now .;-)
poor you:(
Pedro68
12-10-07, 10:28 AM
Well I am an honourary scouser now
poor you:(
It could be worse ... I could have spent the intervening 30 (odd) years here ;-) ... or even worse still ... I could be Welsh. Although I did live in Shotton once (but that's just like a Welsh scouse-ville! LOL) :D
Pedro68
12-10-07, 11:23 AM
Ok ok you've asked for these;
There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a Wasp
When they asked if it hurt
He said, yes it does
& it's a good job it wasn't a [Honda] Hornet!
I presume this is what you meant?
I had a loaner and this is what they sent!
Now I don't mean to be rude,
But the bike was totally nude!
I don't mind women completely bare
But come on - I gotta be fair
My bikes I'd rather they protect me a little
I'm only 11st and feel quite brittle
Please don't assume that I have no muscles
I eat all my greens - even spinach and brussels!
There's just one area that I am sparse
I have less hair on my head than my ar$e!
Quick witted some would attest that I am
I'm certainly not a "wham bam thank you ma'am"
Just ask my Sandy - no not the thread creator
The one who would reduce me to masterba ...
That's if she thought that I'd put myself in the hat.
I couldn't and wouldn't EVER do that.
I'm more than happy with the love of my life,
So much so that one day I hope she'll be my wife :D
Just to prove to Spanner Man et al that there are more than a few with an o-level in English ;-)
Pete
EDIT: can a mod alter the title of this thread? perhaps sandy doesn't want a poll or a persanal ad!?
gettin2dizzy
12-10-07, 12:09 PM
Sandy you must have balls posting that here!
ASM-Forever
12-10-07, 12:30 PM
Sandy you must have balls posting that here!
What are you trying to infer. ;)
Sandy you must have balls posting that here!
you mean she is a he?
Spiderman
12-10-07, 01:05 PM
The boys are trying very hard,
With all these clever ditty's,
When all they really want to say is,
Sandy, show us your t******
:D
:safe:
hi Lissa
Yes I agree that what they would of liked to of seen t****** but having the mirror there keeps them all guessing :dwarf:
sandy
Well they do say a good cleavage is a sign of good breeding you know ;)
And anyway, my super-hero-lovin powers are exclusively for Mrs Spidey's enjoyment so i'm just saying the things the single boys dont wanna say in case they put you off them.
Miss Alpinestarhero
12-10-07, 01:31 PM
I vote for a date with ...
The Stig ... I wanna know who it is! LOL
Lol :thumbsup:
well............. kinvigs idea did not work
now "Kinvig" on the other hand......
Will Sandy choose the guy named after bread?
A decision she may later dread.
Or will she go after Kinvig?
Maybe there'll be a forum wedding, a shindig.
Will Sandy choose the guy named after bread?
A decision she may later dread.
Or will she go after Kinvig?
Maybe there'll be a forum wedding, a shindig.
LOL! Brilliant. Well done!
Spanner Man
12-10-07, 03:06 PM
Aha, you thought I'd gone away
To give you all a peaceful day
& from my words you did escape
But I had to bash a Gixxer into shape.
You boys & girls are now rhyming well
But still this thread is visual hell
& we're all in suspenders OOH MATRON here
As decision time draws ever near.
There was another lonely heart thread
Kinvig, the chap with the big 'ead
Check his site, the song's appalling
Sounds like bleedin' caterwauling. (couldn't resist that:D)
Come on Sandy, give us the gist
So Pedro can have one off the wrist (or that)
We'll be pleased for you, in fact thrilled to bits
Only joking, just show us your....smile
JediGoat
12-10-07, 04:01 PM
Well they do say a good cleavage is a sign of good breeding you know ;)
Is it really? 8-[
The Honourable Dame Jo of Willesden
Hi
I'm loving all these poems, but there are no pm's coming through.
where are you. stop being poets and get typing . :compcrash:
I do like the poems though.
Come on Sandy:smt045
Biker Biggles
12-10-07, 04:11 PM
There was a young lady from Wantage
Who had a particlar advantage
When a bloke said Hello
She thought Here we go
And exposed a magnificent cleavage.
:smt045:smt045
Balddood
12-10-07, 04:12 PM
Come on Sandy:smt045
That's a bit forward :) I'm sure thinking that way will fill up your pm box though ;)
Sean
yorkie_chris
12-10-07, 04:14 PM
Thought this forum was U rated...
Balddood
12-10-07, 04:16 PM
Thought this forum was U rated...
You are not alone :)
Sean
Hi
I'm loving all these poems, but there are no pm's coming through.
where are you. stop being poets and get typing . :compcrash:
I do like the poems though.
Come on Sandy:smt045 no PM's were all freinds here lets keep it all out in the open (for entertainment sake)
Hi
I'm loving all these poems, but there are no pm's coming through.
where are you. stop being poets and get typing . :compcrash:
I do like the poems though.
Come on Sandy:smt045
Sandy, you should not have to wait
for guys to ask you for a date.
The man of your dreams you should hunt,
don't settle for these jerks or c....
Boring alternative ending
........................................seek
the males on this site are too meek
A poem to Sandy:
I would ask you out on a date
but I fear I'm someone you'll hate
Eventually you'll say "That bloody Law,
all he wanted was a cook and a *****"*
*I am not really a male chauvinistic pig
A poem to Sandy:
I would ask you out on a date
but I fear I'm someone you'll hate
Eventually you'll say "That bloody Law,
all he wanted was a cook and a *****"*
*I am not really a male chauvinistic pig
I used to think you were a nice young man!
Well, apart from your trying to get me to have ice cream AND cake!:D
I used to think you were a nice young man!
Well, apart from your trying to get me to have ice cream AND cake!:D
You've met me, you know what I'm like really, and my friends on the forum can vouch that I am. (most of the time...)
Everyone wants ice cream and cake. I'm just the voice of reason.
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