Your chance to date an .orger

[Kinvig]

Someone's got to go first. No 50-100 word summary. All about me is here anyways: www.kinvig.me.uk (http://www.kinvig.me.uk)

Briefly: Sports on Extreme Channel, guitar based music, yoga, song writing.

Oh, yeah - 33 (and three quarters), 5 ft 6, gym addict (except recently).

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About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey or pointy
South Park or Simpsons
Chocolates or Flowers
skiing or snowboarding
breakfast or dinner
Surfing or body boarding
inny or outy
Star Wars or The Empire Strikes Back
Night out or night in
Beer or cider
Belly pan or rear hugger
Football or rugby
needed or wanted
Beatles or the Stones
Dog or cat
Ice Skating or roller skating
Serenity or Serendipity
Paltrow or Jolie
Summer or Winter
Hammett or Mustaine
Breakfast Club or Fight Club
Yes or No

PM or Email

[keithd]

About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey
Simpsons
Flowers
skiing or snowboarding - neither
dinner
Surfing or body boarding - neither
inny
Star Wars
night in
Beer
rear hugger
Football
needed or wanted - eh?
the Stones
Dog
Ice Skating
Serenity or Serendipity - eh?
Paltrow or Jolie - neither
Summer
Hammett or Mustaine - eh?
Fight Club
Yes

PM or Email

hope that helps

if you want a picture go to facebook sv.org. group

love you

[hovis]

Oh, yeah - 32 5 ft 6, gym addict

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About you? There's a few easy ones in here:

Curvey
Simpsons
Chocolates or Flowers none
snowboarding
breakfast
Surfing
outy
The Empire Strikes Back
Night out
Beer
rear hugger
rugby league
wanted
Beatles
Dog
roller skating
Serenity
Jolie
Summer
Hammett
Fight Club
Yes

PM or Email.

[keithd]

oh yeah, forgot to say. i'm 39 and 1/12th, 6ft 3, blonde, can be a bit of a charmer - some call it cheesey - good sense of humour, gas central heating, double aspect lounge.

[Biker Biggles]

Gas central heating?
Is that a roundabout way of saying you suffer from flatulence?

[keithd]

and the double aspect lounge implies i'm two faced

prolly

[Viney]

And bang goes this thread.

Im more worried that keith chose Rear Hugger? Trying to tell us something sweetcheeks?

[keithd]

ah! is it a euphamism?

if i'd known i'd have highlighted and underlined rear hugger

[Fizzy Fish]

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I think i've figured out why you haven't been innundated by (serious) responses to your heartfelt offer - it all comes down to the photo supplied

now it makes sense that if you're doing a dating ad, you're gonna use the best pic you have of yourself.

But if the best pic you have of yourself is essentially you totally covered up, it doesn't bode too well for potential laydeez. unless of course you're looking for a laydee who also looks best totally covered up, in which case you might like to additionally send your pic out to some largely Muslim countries, to broaden your potential field of applicants

however if, as I'm sure is in fact the case, you are a prime example of the male species but just a bit shy and showing yerself off, then how about you be brave and change your pic to something a bit more revealing as it would at least give us non-single girls something to look at over lunch :D

[SoulKiss]

would at least give us non-single girls something to lose our lunch over :D

Fixed for ya Fizz

[JediGoat]

But if the best pic you have of yourself is essentially you totally covered up, it doesn't bode too well for potential laydeez. unless of course you're looking for a laydee who also looks best totally covered up, in which case you might like to additionally send your pic out to some largely Muslim countries, to broaden your potential field of applicants

:smt044

[AlanB]

I'm not single at the moment Kinvig, but my wife says I can be if I want to answer this type of thread.

[Kinvig]

*cough*

Bumpity bump


;o)

[Filipe M.]

No thanks, I'm already taken.

[Spanner Man]

Morning all.

BU99ER ME! I reckon that Sandy has started something here! www.svdating.pillock (http://www.svdating.pillock). sounds about right eh?

Oh Dirk, did you really think you would get away with this thread without me noticing? Heh heh heh!:D


Cheers.

P.S. I wonder how many people will click on the non existent link above!

[Kinvig]

Morning all.

BU99ER ME! I reckon that Sandy has started something here! www.svdating.pillock (http://www.svdating.pillock). sounds about right eh?

Oh Dirk, did you really think you would get away with this thread without me noticing? Heh heh heh!:D


I was hoping you'd notice....after that lovely poem about me I just can't stop thinknig about you....

;o)

[Spanner Man]

I was hoping you'd notice....after that lovely poem about me I just can't stop thinknig about you....

;o)

YIKES!!! Looks like I'd better shut up shop & leggit pronto! Trouble is, you're younger than me, & probably (most definitely) fitter than me so I wouldn't be able to escape.....And you could pin me down with that fit toned body of yours..............Sweetie pie xx:D:D

[Kinvig]

weetie pie xx:D:D

Aww, shucks...pet names already!

[Razor]

"I Killed a Girl" By: Dirk Kinvig, (c) 2004.
I killed somebody today
but I didn't use bullets or knives
I killed somebody today
I remember the light dimming in her eyes

Chorus:
The words that I've said, the deeds that I've done
I know they've hurt you
The lies that I've told, the games that I've played
I know they've killed you

You lie beside me
and you're cold and still, cold and still
You've never defied me
Never thought me any ill, any ill

Chorus:
The words that I've said, the deeds that I've done
I know they've hurt you
The lies that I've told, the games that I've played
I know they've killed you

Your heart is cold and grey
Despite it beating strongly yesterday
Start again in your next life
Maybe then it'll all turn out right.

Chorus:
The words that I've said, the deeds that I've done
I know they've hurt you
The lies that I've told, the games that I've played
I know they've killed you

You finally died today
I know you should blame me
I see that now you're gone
The fight drained out of your eyes

Chorus:
The words that I've said, the deeds that I've done
I know they've hurt you
The lies that I've told, the games that I've played
I know they've killed you

Hardly a life of no regrets is it.
Oh, are you gonna change your user name now? Sweetie pie? Catchy...

[Kinvig]

ooh - someone took the time & effort to trawl my site.

Love it when people do that. Did you listen to the song?

[Razor]

Why did you write a necrophilia love song?

[Kinvig]

erm.....you may have missed the point ;o)

[AlanB]

I used to be into necrophillia, flagellation and beastiality, but then I figured out I was flogging a dead horse.

[Ceri JC]

I used to be into necrophillia, flagellation and beastiality, but then I figured out I was flogging a dead horse.

Superb, I'd not heard that one before! :D

[phil24_7]

pmsl!