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Quiff Wichard
12-10-07, 03:01 AM
just got back from doing a casino in watford-

all went well

until the end and drinks with the clients.

a lovely lady (who was slightly drunk)

came up to me

and said..

"hi- thanks for the roulette - you are funny "

"in fact you are quite cute "


.........( me smiles and thinks yeaa- I am sooo good )



she says

"to be honest you remind me of Eddie Izzard"


I think - Ace - hes an Ok guy not too ugly-- and really funny- not a bad compliment..





she says





"yea - that's it- thats who you remind me of a FAT Eddie Izzard "





- me crestfallen- packs up and goes home. :(

Sideshow#36
12-10-07, 04:18 AM
PMSL :laughat::laughat:

Sorry I shouldnt laugh, I feel for you my friend.

My very first day in the RAF I walk in and one of the Corporal says, F**K me its Sideshow Bob, and that sort of nickname sticks with you for life.

Anyway did you win much???

Fizzy Fish
12-10-07, 08:14 AM
"yea - that's it- thats who you remind me of a FAT Eddie Izzard "


Ahhh, no way!! :kiss:


















Surely she meant an OLD Eddie Izzard?? ;)

cuffy
12-10-07, 08:22 AM
Perhaps you misheard her Quiff...she might of said "A FIT Eddie Izzard"

or "A Fat Eddie Little".....i'm not helping am i :rolleyes:

hovis
12-10-07, 08:41 AM
maybe she meant a gay Eddie Izzard??


:smt104

Pedro68
12-10-07, 10:18 AM
Le singe est dans l'arbre :D

stewie
12-10-07, 10:31 AM
Do you mean transvestite Eddie Izzard by any chance ?

Biker Biggles
12-10-07, 10:57 AM
Edie Izzard.
Did he used to drive for Ferrari?:rolleyes:

Razor
12-10-07, 11:03 AM
She thinks you look like a fat tranny?

kwak zzr
12-10-07, 11:05 AM
PMSL :) Thats funny :)

stewie
12-10-07, 11:19 AM
http://s196.photobucket.com/albums/aa125/wyoming95/th_images.jpg Looks familiar :D

Quiff Wichard
12-10-07, 11:24 AM
cheers stew !!

that cheered me up..

well its gone round work- i have had 50 odd texts this morning takin the pee....and there are only 12 of us in the events team !! the B&**&&ds


must admit if it was someone else it happenned to i wud rip stink out of them...


i didnt win much-- !! cos I was the croupier !!!

SoulKiss
12-10-07, 11:26 AM
She thinks you look like a fat tranny?

Hey Quiff - better come down to the Soho Massive meets then.

Plenty of "your type" on a Friday night :P

Pedro68
12-10-07, 11:26 AM
quiffy ... just wait long enough ... someone is BOUND to photoshop Eddie Izzard onto a pic of you from the photos section ;-) Hahaha!

SoulKiss
12-10-07, 11:31 AM
quiffy ... just wait long enough ... someone is BOUND to photoshop Eddie Izzard onto a pic of you from the photos section ;-) Hahaha!


Hmmm wonder if I can get Samnooshka to just add some lippy and eyeshadow to one of Quiff.......

plowsie
12-10-07, 11:31 AM
Quiff come stand with me at a few rideouts you'll look thin mate :D you ent fat anyway so dont be hurt! You could be Jonny Bravo with an extravagent hair do ;)......

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/269500/269546JpRO_w.jpg

Pedro68
12-10-07, 11:34 AM
Hmmm wonder if I can get Samnooshka to just add some lippy and eyeshadow to one of Quiff.......
I'd be tempted to do it myself if I had Photoshop in work :smt077 LOL
It's an opportunity just crying out for it to be done! Hahahaha!!!

Pedrosa
12-10-07, 12:40 PM
Eddie I zzard the former scouse street fighter?:rolleyes:

Spiderman
12-10-07, 12:44 PM
Oh Quiff, you know i love you mate BUT as Nelson from the Simpsons would say HA HA! :laughat:

Quiff Wichard
13-10-07, 03:06 AM
i brought it on myself you bunch of B's..

but u made me cry now- ha ha

and yeppo- I just got in from work - again !!....

cheers for the comments folks very -- err
















upsetting.!


ha ha

Samnooshka
13-10-07, 11:09 AM
http://www.marilyn.nu/ArticlePages/200507/01/20050701144618_Administrators319/eddie_izzard.jpg http://static.flickr.com/2106/1558012753_b10cc39c90_d.jpg ('http://flickr.com/photos/52837090@N00/1558012753')

K
13-10-07, 11:37 AM
Now y'see, I'm glad I'm not the only one... kinda. ;)

When I first met you on the North/South Rideout this year I thought you looked like Eddie Izzard - and I think he's really cool.
So ner.

Spiderman
13-10-07, 02:17 PM
Now y'see, I'm glad I'm not the only one... kinda. ;)

When I first met you on the North/South Rideout this year I thought you looked like Eddie Izzard - and I think he's really fat.
So ner.

Sorry K honey....had to correct that typo for you ;)

Law
13-10-07, 03:12 PM
http://www.marilyn.nu/ArticlePages/200507/01/20050701144618_Administrators319/eddie_izzard.jpg http://static.flickr.com/2106/1558012753_b10cc39c90_d.jpg (http://flickr.com/photos/52837090@N00/1558012753)

:lol: brilliant!

melody
13-10-07, 11:42 PM
http://www.marilyn.nu/ArticlePages/200507/01/20050701144618_Administrators319/eddie_izzard.jpg http://static.flickr.com/2106/1558012753_b10cc39c90_d.jpg (http://flickr.com/photos/52837090@N00/1558012753)


:smt060:smt055

Quiff Wichard
14-10-07, 11:50 AM
NO NO NO NO

that is so so wrong in s many ways ... !!

Quiff Wichard
14-10-07, 12:07 PM
Sorry K honey....had to correct that typo for you ;)



just cos u a skinny ribs mr spider

Richie
14-10-07, 06:32 PM
it's okay Quiff,
You'll aways be "MY WIFE NOW DAVE...."

Razor
14-10-07, 09:49 PM
http://www.marilyn.nu/ArticlePages/200507/01/20050701144618_Administrators319/eddie_izzard.jpg http://static.flickr.com/2106/1558012753_b10cc39c90_d.jpg (http://flickr.com/photos/52837090@N00/1558012753)

Love your work Sam!
The resemblance is uncanny!

Rog
14-10-07, 10:19 PM
http://www.marilyn.nu/ArticlePages/200507/01/20050701144618_Administrators319/eddie_izzard.jpg http://static.flickr.com/2106/1558012753_b10cc39c90_d.jpg (http://flickr.com/photos/52837090@N00/1558012753)

so which one is Quiff ?

Razor
14-10-07, 10:25 PM
I think he's the top one?

plowsie
15-10-07, 10:15 AM
Nar quiff has a better body than that ;) S'alright mate, you a cool dude, dont listen to none of these downputters ;)

Razor
15-10-07, 11:26 AM
Nar quiff has a better body than that

Riiight, so you fancy him do yer?

plowsie
15-10-07, 11:32 AM
Not at all, he's errr not my type :lol: