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Having been highly amused by some of the poems on Sandy's thread, I though maybe we could have a thread just for poems about other Org-ers.
To get it started..........
There is a certain Org-er
Who's fame spreads far and wide
Because he has a habit
He simply cannot hide
His bikes are just so shiny
They almost blow your mind
And staring at them in the sun
Could really send you blind
But most of all he's famous
Because he didn't moan
At riding over 100 miles
With a broken collarbone.
on yer bike
13-10-07, 01:40 PM
erm, is it Kwak perhaps?
erm, is it Kwak perhaps?
Damn.............you guessed! Was it THAT obvious?:D
there was a young chap called mike
who had quite a shinny new bike
it was cuvy SV
until it hit a tree
i think he should have stuck to a trike
:takeabow:
i would post the one bear wrote on my facebook but i dont think its quite u-rated LOL
Ceri JC
13-10-07, 03:53 PM
Damn.............you guessed! Was it THAT obvious?:D
Yup, I had guessed at, "His bikes are just so shiny" ;)
kwak zzr
13-10-07, 07:28 PM
Having been highly amused by some of the poems on Sandy's thread, I though maybe we could have a thread just for poems about other Org-ers.
To get it started..........
There is a certain Org-er
Who's fame spreads far and wide
Because he has a habit
He simply cannot hide
His bikes are just so shiny
They almost blow your mind
And staring at them in the sun
Could really send you blind
But most of all he's famous
Because he didn't moan
At riding over 100 miles
With a broken collarbone.
thats great lissa:takeabow:
There is a guy called Josh from Woking,
he liked his exhaust popping and smoking,
his bike broke down, he felt like a clown,
for his new bike is pink, that he's riding.
;)
Jamiebridges123
30-06-09, 02:14 PM
joshmac? ;p
Kate Moss
30-06-09, 02:55 PM
There is this guy on here
who f*cks up every year
To keen to camp under the moon
He sets off a month too soon
A good ol' mate of mine
But with no concept of time
He is a fan of boobs
We know him well as ...
plowsie
30-06-09, 02:57 PM
Shcoooooooobs
Kate Moss
30-06-09, 03:04 PM
She's mad about her shoes
& recently had good news
She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
There is a famed couple on the org here.
the org was awash with his mullets
he'd certainly be dodging her bullets,
if he filled up the bike with diesel again.
She has a pal called Larry to hold her gear,
and they keep their bike in the house,
she's about the same size as a mouse,
that last comment will cause me some pain!
She's mad about her shoes
& recently had good news
She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
That's T. :)
Spiderman
30-06-09, 03:15 PM
You lot are way behind with this idea. I had a poem about me put to song years ago. It goes...
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does everything that a spider can
....Some of you may even have heard it :)
joshmac
30-06-09, 03:17 PM
There is a guy called Josh from Woking,
he liked his exhaust popping and smoking,
his bike broke down, he felt like a clown,
for his new bike is pink, that he's riding.
;)
Cheeky sod! :lol:
I´m a bit rubbish at this but here goes:-
New orgers stay clear
and rightly they fear,
the deviants that reside here,
some say they are dear,
others may jear
at the one that they call ....
I´m a bit rubbish at this but here goes:-
New orgers stay clear
and rightly they fear,
the deviants that reside here,
some say they are dear,
others may jear
at the one that they call ....
beer? :lol:
yeh .. beer would have been better!! :( I told you I was rubbish!
Cheeky sod! :lol:
moi? cheeky? :-o
She's mad about her shoes
& recently had good news
She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
:D
yeh .. beer would have been better!! :( I told you I was rubbish!
:smt056
I think we found the one thing you're not good at.
joshmac
30-06-09, 03:40 PM
moi? cheeky? :-o
Sod ;)
Kate Moss
30-06-09, 03:48 PM
He once ran out of fuel
And his humour is quite cruel
He likes his flasks of tea
Strapped to his blue SV
He has a red cbr
Which is better than his car
To me he was sent from heaven
must be....
joshmac
30-06-09, 04:07 PM
It's Filth! :lol:
joshmac
30-06-09, 04:08 PM
OK, Phil24_7 would've rhymed better :smt019 lol
She's mad about her shoes
& recently had good news
She has a lady lump
a gorgeous baby bump
Congrats Kate.
But the thread is about Other orgers ;)
Sod ;)
I'll admit I'm a bit of turf! :p
There was a girl that's renowned
for during a ride she'd lay on the ground
the motorcycle was making her tired
the others all thought she'd expired
and now she rests under a mound.
Miss Alpinestarhero
30-06-09, 04:32 PM
I'll admit I'm a bit of turf! :p
There was a girl that's renowned
for during a ride she'd lay on the ground
the motorcycle was making her tired
the others all thought she'd expired
and now she rests under a mound.
The only person I can think of who lies on the ground alot is GP?!
BTW im poop at making up poems
Graciepants
30-06-09, 04:34 PM
I'll admit I'm a bit of turf! :p
There was a girl that's renowned
for during a ride she'd lay on the ground
the motorcycle was making her tired
the others all thought she'd expired
and now she rests under a mound.
yeah well at least my bike isnt pink :rolleyes:
i rest under a mound??
yeah well at least my bike isnt pink :rolleyes:
i rest under a mound??
Nor is mine? :confused: Josh's is though :lol:
I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with 'tired' apart from 'expired' and then 'mound' rhymed with 'ground'. It's only a humourous poem, and doesn't mean anything as it's load of old b**locks!
Mr Speirs
30-06-09, 04:43 PM
Restricted or not there was he
Who at every rideout would be
But along came a bend
Which confused his front end and
Straight on he would go into trees
davepreston
30-06-09, 04:50 PM
yc me thinks
Mr Speirs
30-06-09, 04:52 PM
There once was a great curvy rider
With no scratch on his knee or toe sliders
He thought to fix that
I will ride like a tw@
And set his poor curvy on fire
Jamiebridges123
30-06-09, 04:59 PM
There once was a great curvy rider
With no scratch on his knee or toe sliders
He thought to fix that
I will ride like a tw@
And set his poor curvy on fire
Forgot his name but the chap who crashed into those barriers and ended up with a melted swingarm. :???:
Von Teese
30-06-09, 05:40 PM
Always kind and always sweet
She rides around with Shawn the sheep
Helping others day and night
She introduced me to this site
Restricted or not there was he
Who at every rideout would be
But along came a bend
Which confused his front end and
Straight on he would go into treesSeggons
Forgot his name but the chap who crashed into those barriers and ended up with a melted swingarm. :???::lol: have a look at who posted it :D I've said before they're not supposed to be self poems :lol:
Always kind and always sweet
She rides around with Shawn the sheep
Helping others day and night
She introduced me to this site
It's Larry the sheep go away and try harder for a factual poem about...
Lissa :D
Von Teese
30-06-09, 05:50 PM
Lissa :D
Yessss!:smt041
joshmac
30-06-09, 06:02 PM
yeah well at least my bike isnt pink :rolleyes:
It's purple and sparkly I'll have you know ;)
It's purple and sparkly I'll have you know ;)
What colour's your new bike?
It's Larry the sheep go away and try harder for a factual poem about...
Lissa :D
Pfff, everyone ignored my one about her and Pete!
Pfff, everyone ignored my one about her and Pete!
no we didnt, yours was very :cool: too.
Mr Speirs
30-06-09, 06:48 PM
:lol: have a look at who posted it :D I've said before they're not supposed to be self poems :lol:
:) I know but thought I would get in there before anyone could take the ****.
yeah well at least my bike isnt pink :rolleyes:
i rest under a mound??
Another one who's a bit shy with the razor then ;)
phil24_7
30-06-09, 09:10 PM
Trust you Loz!
She came as a shadow of an angel,
bringing the men to their knees,
Then it all became Chronic,
as she turned into Sonic,
But now she's just a bit of a tease
plowsie
01-07-09, 08:47 AM
yc me thinks
Smeggons
She came as a shadow of an angel,
bringing the men to their knees,
Then it all became Chronic,
as she turned into Sonic,
But now she's just a bit of a tease
Superb i like that one - its Von Teese
Von Teese
01-07-09, 11:24 AM
She came as a shadow of an angel,
bringing the men to their knees,
Then it all became Chronic,
as she turned into Sonic,
But now she's just a bit of a tease
Awwww nice one Stu :smt054
joshmac
02-07-09, 07:51 PM
What colour's your new bike?
It's purple and sparkley I'll have you know ;)
:lol: Purple with gold fleck in the paint.
Or were you making a dirty and highly inappropriate comment there? :mrgreen: hehe
Von Teese
02-07-09, 07:55 PM
:lol: Purple with gold fleck in the paint.
Or were you making a dirty and highly inappropriate comment there? :mrgreen: hehe
Josh, this is STU we are talking about.....:safe:
joshmac
03-07-09, 04:02 PM
Josh, this is STU we are talking about.....:safe:
True... of course it was dirty and inappropriate! :p
He should've said "Yeak OK, but what about the bike?", just for clarity :lol:
Biker Biggles
03-07-09, 04:11 PM
Was a young man rode to Kent
To a track called Brands he went
He took paddock hill
Had a bit of a spill
And his bike got exceedingly bent.
phil24_7
03-07-09, 09:08 PM
Mmmm... That'll be the infamous Law!
joshmac
03-07-09, 09:10 PM
Mmmm... That'll be the infamous Law!
:smt045 Unfortunately :(
Von Teese
03-07-09, 11:36 PM
True... of course it was dirty and inappropriate! :p
He should've said "Yeak OK, but what about the bike?", just for clarity :lol:
Agreed, he could have been a bit more specific, are you taking this on board Stu :smt079
Although he did write a very eloquent poem about me :D
Jayneflakes
03-07-09, 11:42 PM
Was once a biker who took great pleasure,
in referring to a young Org lass as a lezza,
He smiles when he types it,
because he knows that she likes it,
but with loads of bikes, he is too cool to measure.
So you think my poetry sucks? You should see my brick laying! ;)
Shellywoozle
03-07-09, 11:46 PM
OK I had a few beers .. sorry
A lone orger went up North
On her black stead she went
Her bags tightly packed
She left without a tent
And found a hotel room when whacked
The hair straighteners were too heavy
Her backs overladen
Her legs too short
Arrrrhhh the poor maiden
The bike it a wobbled
And over it went
The gravel had got her
But guess what, it twas not bent
Von Teese
03-07-09, 11:57 PM
Was once a biker who took great pleasure,
in referring to a young Org lass as a lezza,
He smiles when he types it,
because he knows that she likes it,
but with loads of bikes, he is too cool to measure.
Lozzo????
So you think my poetry sucks? You should see my brick laying! ;)
You should see my painting..just ask DD, he just told me to leave the room when we were fixing the house up....
Jayneflakes
04-07-09, 12:55 AM
Lozzo????
Sure is. He makes me laugh. :lol:
You should see my painting..just ask DD, he just told me to leave the room when we were fixing the house up....
Sounds like fun. I hate decorating and painting. I usually start off well and then get bored and start painting rude words on the wall. All goes well until the brush strokes show through or I run out of paint! :smt064
xXBADGERXx
06-07-09, 08:43 PM
Head North one and all ,
For this tale is not tall ,
I shall regale you with Rideout and Woe .
A bike would not start , but all took their part ,
And xXBADGERXx`s SV did , at last , have some Heart .
DavePreston was lacking as his chain was a-Cracking ,
Causing Gracie to dodge from the Sparks .
Dodgy overtakes and blasts , big smiles at last ......
Orgers enjoying the Larks .
The ride was a blast , In this land from the Past
Great Beauty and grandeur at large .
Down Valleys , round Lochs , Loops and some Docks ,
Across Bridges and stops to recharge .
We arrive at Green Welly , some fill their Belly ,
with food and Vittals and Beers .
We are all back home safe , Experienced rider and Waif .
"A great rideout today my Dears" .
As night drops down , some boys head to town ,
High spirits and jinks are abound .
I can`t quite believe it , but rumours are true ,
DavePreston has bought us a round .
The night cracks on , but something goes wrong ,
and everyone heads off for bed ,
The Dawn Chorus is shattered as we are drunken and battered ,
I`ll also admit I was "Well Gattered" .
We awake the next day , the faces are Grave ,
And memory floods back of the night .
Everyone hates us , we did not do well ......
And some of are right in the Sh1te .
Apologies are uttered , the manager just Muttered ,
We stare at the floor in disgrace .http://forums.sv650.org/images/icons/icon11.gif
There`s Red-Ears around , it`s all just a Shame
For it is Beer that puts us in Frame
This is dedicated to everyone that attended the Glencoe Massacre II and the title of this poem ?
"The Villains of Strathfillan"
joshmac
06-07-09, 11:10 PM
Showoff! ;):lol:
dizzyblonde
06-07-09, 11:55 PM
OK I had a few beers .. sorry
A lone orger went up North
On her black stead she went
Her bags tightly packed
She left without a tent
And found a hotel room when whacked
The hair straighteners were too heavy
Her backs overladen
Her legs too short
Arrrrhhh the poor maiden
The bike it a wobbled
And over it went
The gravel had got her
But guess what, it twas not bent
Speeeeeedy Claire:rave:
If only you knew how much stuff she took with her:smt036
I'll resurrect this thread
so you can use your head
And think up a new ditty
and be ever so witty!
xXBADGERXx
20-02-11, 10:55 AM
You thread Zombie :)
yorkie_chris
20-02-11, 11:05 AM
From Belfast he rides
Sliding mostly on the sides
From Glasgow to Masham
You name the bike, and he's crashed 'em...
Mrs_giggles
20-02-11, 11:09 AM
my hubby mr davepreston me thinks
quite fitting i must say.
yorkie_chris
20-02-11, 11:15 AM
Let me tell you a tale almost rhymy
About a downpipe most shiny
For many a year
Despite hitting a deer
From briny corrosion it remained totally clear
Now fast forward a year,
A small sprog appears
And now to her polishing schedule she cannot adhere!
Seggons
20-02-11, 11:52 AM
There's a guy who's name is Chris,
Who likes to take the p1ss.
His bike is so slimy,
And very very grimy,
That has a downpipe far from shiny.
dizzyblonde
20-02-11, 12:04 PM
Let me tell you a tale almost rhymy
About a downpipe most shiny
For many a year
Despite hitting a deer
From briny corrosion it remained totally clear
Now fast forward a year,
A small sprog appears
And now to her polishing schedule she cannot adhere!
nowt to do with a sprog
This weather is only fit for a frog
Cannae open the garden shed
Because of this rain we so dread
So take your little ryhme......
....and stick it where the sun don't shine
along with your downpipe of slimy grime
:smt019:mrgreen::mrgreen:
timwilky
20-02-11, 01:36 PM
He is ok for a tyke
black nasty holds together his bike
and his burds a bit of alright.
this is a young engineering geek
do you know of who I speak?
Milky Bar Kid
20-02-11, 06:35 PM
There is a young man called Daniel,
who often reads his Haynes manual.
For him, he has 4, maybe some more,
to fix a Land Rover or three....
Let me tell you a bit about this man
He's actually a raving nutter called Dan
Looking like a gentleman in his bowler
when going on his lunch break stroll... er...
but don't be fooled, he'll often get nude
close your eyes or you'll vom your food!
:smt078
I'll give you a clue, this girl wears blue.
She's loud and proud
a Scot and hot
off into the yonder, she rides on her Honda.
lol
Milky Bar Kid
20-02-11, 07:39 PM
I'll give you a clue, this girl wears blue.
She's loud and proud
a Scot and hot
off into the yonder, she rides on her Honda.
lol
LOL! Loud and Proud! haha!
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