Hypothetical Dinner Party Guests [Archive] - SV650.org

plowsie

15-10-07, 04:09 PM

My mums mum - Cos before she died i had a chance to go up with mum to go see her like we always used to do, to go out for lunch take the dog for a walk etc, but i was too busy sleepin, she still gave my mum a tenner pocket money for me :( - i was so gutted when she died because i feel like i let her down and must've looked heartless(and was)

Her Husband (my grandad) - Never met him cos he died before i was born, he was a good boxer apparently and wanted to teach me, so i taught myself :)

Then some famous people like, Rossi, Sheene, Pele and Ali.

Then the missus and i think a bitta KeithD for comedy cos i am yet to meet the bloke :D

EDIT: The famous man himself was on cue :D

husky03

15-10-07, 04:17 PM

1-adolf h
2-gengis k
3-ghandi
4-werner von braun
5-chuck norris
6-bruce lee
7-ali
8-davie cooper
and i'd sneak in mary millington for my desert afterwards

husky

Dan

15-10-07, 04:26 PM

Adolf Hitler
Margaret Thatcher
Winston Churchill
Guy Gibson
Arthur 'Bomber' Harris
Baron von Richthofen
Stephen Hawking
Albert Einstein

tinpants

15-10-07, 04:27 PM

1 Robert Oppenheimer
2 Bruce Kent
3 Mike Hailwood
4 Jim Morrison
5 Dave Jefferies
6 Joe Strummer
7 Valentino Rossi
8 Enzo Ferrari

Warthog

15-10-07, 04:29 PM

Sideshow#36

15-10-07, 04:33 PM

1. George Bush
2. My Wife
3. Barry Sheene
4. Stephen Fry
5. Freddie Mercury
6. Les Dawson
7. John Cleese
8. Valentino Rossi.

:-)

ooger

15-10-07, 04:36 PM

Why does everyone choose Adolf Hitler? I mean, would he really make a good dinner party guest? Or would he just rant and rave all the time.

From what I know I don't think Hitler spoke English, so you'd need to trade a place for his interpreter....

Me, I'd have 6 members of Eastenders, Jeremy Kyle and that bloke on the front of yesterdays tabloids who was teaching Kate Middleton how to use a rifle.

Then after an hour and a half of everyone asking "What's going on?" maybe we could get a decent conclusion.

Dan

15-10-07, 04:47 PM

Why does everyone choose Adolf Hitler? I mean, would he really make a good dinner party guest? Or would he just rant and rave all the time. I'd rather have all my mates plus Stephen Fry, now THAT would be a laugh.

Come on, Hitler vs Churchill over roasted sea bass with a white wine and peppercorn sauce? That's got to be entertainment.

husky03

15-10-07, 04:49 PM

why pick ah?-I would want to pick the brains of the man responsible for the worlds worst attrocities,hear what he had to say in justifying his actions ,then when he was finished me , bruce and chuck would kick his a$$,then have a game of footie with davie cooper,while ghandi refereed ali and ghengis having a square go, then we could have a fun time with mary!
p.s-its not for real its only made up.

Tara

15-10-07, 05:18 PM

1 Valentino Rossi
2 Paula Yates
3 Freddie Mecury
4 Jon Bon Jovi
5 Kirstie Allsop
6 Bryan Adams
7 Grace Kelly
8 Falc
9 Nic Cage

Brian

15-10-07, 05:32 PM

1 - Adolf Hitler
2 - Erwin Rommel
3 - Boudicca
4 - Jesus
5 - Jimi Hendrix
6 - Bruce Lee
7 - Albert Einstein
8 - Sun Tsu

Come on, Hitler vs Churchill over roasted sea bass with a white wine and peppercorn sauce? That's got to be entertainment.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and a 99.9% non-drinker, you'd be best with: vegetable soup/gruel, followed by chocolate cake and a glass of water/cup of tea ;)

Lissa

15-10-07, 06:06 PM

My brother...............because I still miss him

Stephen Hawking.......arguably the most brilliant mind on the planet

Terry Pratchett.........my favourite author and fellow cat lover

Ewan McGregor.........so we can talk bikes and Star Wars

Steven Gerrard.........footballing God

Richard Brunstrom.....so I can poison his food

Sean Connery...........because of his voice

Reuben Xaus.............eye candy!

Kinvig

15-10-07, 06:09 PM

I'd fight Ghandi.....oh wrong question...

fizzwheel

15-10-07, 06:11 PM

Kinvig - surely yours would be

8 x the girl of the building site

*runs*

Filipe M.

15-10-07, 06:12 PM

Kinvig - surely yours would be

8 x the girl of the building site

*runs*

ROFL :smt081

Kinvig

15-10-07, 06:13 PM

Kinvig - surely yours would be

8 x the girl of the building site

*runs*

ffs!

hovis

15-10-07, 06:15 PM

boris johnston
paul merton
dennis leary
charles manson
frank zappa
homer simpson

still thinking

Warthog

15-10-07, 06:17 PM

Kinvig - surely yours would be

8 x the girl of the building site

*runs*

NO! I can't take another 80-page thread whist he builds up the confidence to send her the dinner invitation. :-P

hovis

15-10-07, 06:20 PM

boris johnston
paul merton
dennis leary
charles manson
frank zappa
homer simpson

still thinking

ozzy osbourne

1 more?

keithd

15-10-07, 07:03 PM

ozzy osbourne

1 more?

if your gonna have homer, go for pete griffin.....

Biker Biggles

15-10-07, 07:22 PM

See the obesity thread.

Id have no guests so I could eat all the pies

Thats the modern way.:D

dizzyblonde

15-10-07, 08:12 PM

Papa Lazaroo
The guitarist from Funkadelic. Eddie Hazel
Gene Simmons
Freddie Mercury
Jack Sparrow- so I could perv
Billy Connolly
Jimi Hendrix
Nina Simone

Pedrosa

15-10-07, 08:20 PM

Just a little side point here if I might be so bold?

There are many that seem to have bought in to the "Hitler was VERY intelligent" line. No official data for any IQ test being carried out is available. I dont know of any genuine facts that would indicate him as a supreme intellect.

Hitler was not bright enough to even qualify from his secondary school and dropped out. he had grandiose ideas of his artistic ability but was refused by every unversity he approached. I am not aware that he entered in to any further education to improve him either?

When in the army he never actually progressed past the rank of Corporal.

The only positive that I can find about this man,(remember this is the guy who became besotted over his niece and his fatuation and jealousy led to her committing suicide/being topped by one of Hitler's cohorts) is that for his captivated audience he was an impressive orator.

I stand to be shown by anyone who is able to educate me as to what the appeal of this person was as it does I admit leave me mystified.

Just because I dont see it, dont mean your view is incorrect, I am simply curious as to what the attraction is.:confused:

I could be rading all of this wrong of course, those that have invited him might just want to flick a spoonfull of mashed potato at him? LOl

keithd

15-10-07, 08:27 PM

einstein had a sub standard IQ too

probably

as you stated ped, he was impressive with his oral skills. and seeing as we'd be chatting over bagels at the dinner party i'd be happy to hear the man speak

its fantasy after all. i shant be judging him during desert. or dessert.

fizzwheel

15-10-07, 08:35 PM

OK heres mine

Jeremy Clarkson
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Margaret Thatcher
Douglas Bader
Malcom Campbell
Marco Pantani
Graham Hill
Alan Turing

Sideshow#36

15-10-07, 08:40 PM

The only positive that I can find about this man,(remember this is the guy who became besotted over his niece and his fatuation and jealousy led to her committing suicide/being topped by one of Hitler's cohorts) is that for his captivated audience he was an impressive orator.

You refer to proof about his intelligence but the above statement was also not proven. Please dont let this turn into another Hovis Avatar thread! :D

Essex of Essex

15-10-07, 08:51 PM

Mike Hailwood Met him after watching him race.
Barry Sheene Watched him race, it would be interesting to see these guys discuss the TT

Orvile and Wilbur Wright To say thankyou
Douglas Bader An inspiration

Nanci Griffith I enjoy her music
Gretchen Peters Again the music

Billy Connolly He makes me laugh

Brian

15-10-07, 09:08 PM

Pedro,

Sure hitler never ranked above corporal (or gefreiter).

I'm not sure why most people are interested in him.
The reason I am is because I like history, especially ww2, he was in effect the center of that period of history.

Yeah, hitler wasn't the most educated guy in the world, but to be homeless (at one point) then to be the most important man in the world, makes you wonder how he did it, no?
Also he was FAR from a military tactician, he was a gambler/chancer, Stalingrad is a prime example of this.

Sure how he came to power was all down to callus manipulation/cowardice/paranoia taking advantage of germanys financial position in the post-ww1 recession (night of the long-knives etc), for him to gain power of the D.A.P which later became the N.S.D.A.P under hitlers power.

But still, I think it's facinating how a simple, poor and under-educated man can can gain so much in such a short space of time.

He wasn't even a natural speaker (he was a mumbler), he practised speaking daily, I have many photos of him practising his 'wild gesticulations' he was a showman... and a good one at that.

Pedrosa

15-10-07, 09:11 PM

You refer to proof about his intelligence but the above statement was also not proven. Please dont let this turn into another Hovis Avatar thread! :D

Good point not proven at all. No avatar hassle with this. However the more I dig around, his career, his education, his behaviour etc etc etc do not smack of any great intelligence at all. Indeed a private conversation of his was secretly filmed,(Hitler NEVER allowed any filming of him when he was off guard) the footage was examined by experts who stated that his level of conversation was at best "of a working class level" now for the period for which he was famous, that is terribly poor for the leader of a country??

Did you know Henry Ford might be held responsible for many of Hitler's anti semitic rantings? Yep Hitler read two books produced by Ford, one of which warned of world domination by the Jews!

Anyway you can't knock a guy who picked on the biggest empire in the world.

The largest army in thw world.

The most powerful financial and industrial nation in the world!

Smart moves there Adolf!;)

Keithd...you made me titter and them some with your reply.

In my defence, remove the anti semitism, nazism or basically whatever drum Hitler was beating. I still struggle to find anything that makes the man stand out in history?

But sorry for the derail, I will leave this alone now. It's just this thread got me a thinkin.

Brian....Very fair assesment fella.

Brian

15-10-07, 09:19 PM

Brian....Very fair assesment fella.

You're too kind my good man! *tips hat

Speedy Claire

15-10-07, 09:30 PM

Nelson Mandella
Einstein
Dahli Lama
Louis Armstrong
My Mum
Jonny Dep
Richard Hammond
Jeremy Clarkson

timwilky

15-10-07, 10:45 PM

My guests would be (In no particular order)
Paul tibbets
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Charles Babbage
Larry Ellison
Ayrton Senna
James Toseland
Mike Hailwood
El Boc

Rog

15-10-07, 11:43 PM

Mine would be

1 Stephen Fry (the man is an awesome intellect and funny)
2 Cathy Burke (because I think she is a brilliant actress and again funny)
3 Richard Dawkins (I would love to speak to him at length about religion)
4 Brian Clough (personal hero - Forest fan you see)
5 Joseph Bazalgette (Personal Hero - as I am a Civil Engineer)
6 Buzz Aldrin (Because I want to know what it was like being in space and apparently Neil is a miserable git about it)
7 Winston Churchill (what was he thinking during the dark times)
8 Elizabeth I (again personal hero, how did a woman in a male dominated world win the hearts and minds of a nation)

philipMac

16-10-07, 12:28 AM

Some Hitler fetishes going on there.
+1 for Fizz's Alan Turing.
He was probably slightly autistic and immensely shy. But still. Alan Turing.

Lets see...
Joey Dunlop. Soundest biker ever.
Cleopatra. Ahem.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Jeremy Paxman for the laugh.
Nikola Tesla.
David Bowie would be great for having chats with. Or maybe Joe Strummer.
Frida Kahlo.
aaaaaand.... The Big Fella, Michael Collins.

Maybe The RZA...

Bit of a sausage party though.

Edit... yeah, Jesus, Hitler just strikes me as a nasty little tosser. No interest in talking to that sort of thing. And, bleeding listening to that Dawkins lad bang away one why Religion is a load of nonsense is only slightly more fun sounding.

gettin2dizzy

16-10-07, 06:52 AM

Girls of the playboy mansion...

cuffy

16-10-07, 07:09 AM

Stephen Fry
Les Dawson
Tommy Cooper
Ghandi
Martin Johnson
Stuart Pearce
Gordon Ramsey

Sophie Lenoir :makelurve:

hovis

16-10-07, 11:02 AM

boris johnston
paul merton
dennis leary
charles manson
frank zappa
homer simpson

still thinking

ozzy osbourne

1 more?

Angelina Jolie

well someones got to do the washing up:smt045

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 11:16 AM

One or two of you guys have opted for peeps I might have chosen and so have had to alter my list slightly. One person though I just cannot remove from my last and is a repeat of that shown by others.

Martin Luther King Jr.

As an 8 year old I sat spellbound in class as we were played tapes of his most famous speeches. Fantastic orator(up there with Churchill and yes Hitler) devoted to the cause of the injustice that is racial prejudice.

Leonardo da Vinci.

Simply one of the most amazing minds that our species has ever produced.

Billie Holiday.

That quirky voice that delivers her soul in every song. A grim and tragic life but her impact in the world of music was monumental.

Christopher Columbus.

For having the dogged determination to keep chasing sponsors for his voyages. Although error strewn his travels changed the world as man knew it.

James Hargreaves.

For his invention of The Spinning Jenny which revolutionised and along with many other vital inventions around the time heralded in the modern world as we now know it.

Bert Munro.

For his sheer determination and inventiveness in his pursuit of speed records.

Sitting Bull.

A very religious and courage leader of his people.

Babe Ruth.

Possibly the first ever real sports superstar. One of his batting records stood until 2001. Not a perfect role model but a true larger than life character.

p.s. Waiting on table would hopefully be the likes of:

Salma Hayek

Halle Berry

Teri Hatcher

rpwoodman

16-10-07, 11:34 AM

In my defence, remove the anti semitism, nazism or basically whatever drum Hitler was beating. I still struggle to find anything that makes the man stand out in history?

Not defending the guy at all, but I think Volkwagon ad the autobahns were his idea.

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 11:38 AM

Not defending the guy at all, but I think Volkwagon ad the autobahns were his idea.

Indeed he encouraged the production of a motor car that was accesible to normal people and saw massive investment in to the transport infrastructure of Germany.

The improved train and road network did come in rather handy along the way in connection with several of Hitler's other inspired plans don't you think?;)

Richie

16-10-07, 11:42 AM

Viper

16-10-07, 11:45 AM

1. JFK - Always been interested in his life
2. Princess Diana - Beautiful Woman and could tell me what happened to her.
3. My Wifes Dad - He died when she was 8. She has unanswered questions and i would like to meet him.
4. My Grandad - He never got to meet his grandaughter
5. My Nan - She never saw any of her grandchildren
6. Robin Williams - Very funny bloke
7. Elvis - he died the year i was born so be cool to meet him
8. Barry Sheen - A hero of mine

Jools'SV Now

16-10-07, 11:47 AM

1. Thatcher,
so I could give her a slap
2. Henry VIII
so I could ask why so many wives you numpty!
3. Lee Harvey Oswald
obvious question
4. Led Zep (one guest)
to provide the music
5. Daley Thompson
cos he's a legend
6. A Jolie
Eye candy
7. Al Murray
Beautiful British Guest
8. Lionel Blair
Charades afterwards.

yep, that should do it:thumbsup:

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 11:50 AM

1. Douglas Adams, weird mind and lovable all round good egg.
2. Sir Ranulph Fiennes. For the storys he could tell when he was in the SAS.
3. Sir Alec Guinness. so he can teach me good English, Goodbye Mr Chips
4. David Niven, to speak good english
5. Einstien, marvoulas mind - hope Douglas adams and him get on well.
7. Sid James, comedy value.
8. Jesus, to explane a few things

Conversation in the drawing room of Richie Heights over cigars and brandy...

"So anyway Jeez,all that mallarky about feeding 5 thousand peeps with a couple of loaves and a few kippers,what was that all about then?"

Richie rubs chin as he thinks.....

"And come on now,that walking on water caper,you were in the shallow end weren't yer?":p

rpwoodman

16-10-07, 11:51 AM

This is a difficult question. If you invited someone like Billy Connolly (who I'd love to meet), he'd end up dominating the conversation so you'd not be able to make the most of the other attendees presence. And of course, some people may not like each other, so it may not work that well either.

Michael Wood (historian, for his passion)
David Attenborough (no reason necessary, surely)
Richard Feynman (would make me belive I could understand what he was talking about)
Neil Armstrong (apparently a very stroppy man - probably just bored of the same questions all the time, but I admire his courage)
Jesus (be kind of interesting to try and p*ss him off :-))
Saladin
Mozart
My dad

Standins should people not be able to attend (in no particular order):
Mohammed Ali
Nelson Mandela
Paul Tibbets (living with what he'd done)
Billy C
N Kruschev (bit of a character)

Grinch

16-10-07, 11:51 AM

1, 2 year old me.
2, 4 year old me.
3, 8 year old me.
4, 12 year old me.
5, 15 year old me.
6, 16 year old me.
7, 21 year old me.
8, 26 year old me.

Brian

16-10-07, 02:48 PM

Not defending the guy at all, but I think Volkwagon and autobahns were his idea

Indeed he encouraged the production of a motor car that was accesible to normal people and saw massive investment in to the transport infrastructure of Germany.

Yeah that's right,
What with him being an artist and a failed one at that, (he used to sell his paintings to make ends-meat when he was a down-and-out and on the bones of his a*se, with very few buyers.)
Hitler not only encouraged the production of the VW but he also designed/sketched 'himself' the prototype of the car that would later become the Beetle.

Welsh_Wizard

16-10-07, 02:58 PM

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Danni Minogue
4. Cheryl Tweedy
5. Kate Bush
6. Giselle Bundchen
7. Thandie Newton
8. Paul McKenna to hypnotise them all and tell them to love me long time

:makelurve:

neio79

16-10-07, 03:07 PM

I would be interested in hearing his ranting about lots of things, getting to know how he managed to get to so much power, he obviously had some charm and powers of persuasion, I just think he would be an interesting person to talk to, find out why he thought the way he did, and to try and understand if he was really a mad man.

He did at one point have a great tactical mind and had it not been for him trying to take on both the eastern and western front at the same (i.e winter) time Germany would have won the war.

For what it is worth I admire him for how he came from nothing to almost control the whole of Europe.

So my guests would be:

Hitler
Jesus- to see if he was just a ‘cult leader’
Gen SirMikeJackson
Any member of Bravo 2 Zero I want to know the real story
Princess Di- I want to know if she saw what happened in that tunnel
The really fit woman in my office- so I can chat her up!!
My best mate
Leonardode Vinci

gettin2dizzy

16-10-07, 03:09 PM

brunstrom as a young boy
+ 7 'dishounored' scout leaders

philipMac

16-10-07, 03:11 PM

Yeah that's right,
What with him being an artist and a failed one at that, (he used to sell his paintings to make ends-meat when he was a down-and-out and on the bones of his a*se, with very few buyers.)
Hitler not only encouraged the production of the VW but he also designed/sketched 'himself' the prototype of the car that would later become the Beetle.
:confused:

Hitler did not sketch the first Beetle. Nor did he invent the Autobahn.
Hitler liked Porsche's Type 12, and asked him to sort of use that car as a template for a simpler cheaper car for mass production. Porsche designed the KDF-Wagen, which became the Beetle.

The Autobahn was created in the late 1920's sometime, and again Hitler had nothing whatsoever to do with it. He did think they were a good idea though, and kept building them when he took power in 33.

There is a huge difference in thinking something is a good idea, or telling someone to do something, and it being your idea.

It is just not true to give Hitler this sort of credit.
The idea that you would actually want some person like this at a Dinner party sort of blows me away.

Brian

16-10-07, 03:16 PM

:confused:

Hitler did not sketch the first Beetle.

I didn't say that, I said he sketched the prototype of the car that would later become the Beetle ;)

neio79

16-10-07, 03:18 PM

:confused:

The idea that you would actually want some person like this at a Dinner party sort of blows me away.

why?? even though you would not like him would you not find him at least interesting?

any way if he was alive today, he would not be a bad person he would probably be someone who hada bad child hood, and have about 50 lables added to him to explain his behaviour. Everyone would be told its not his fault he has X dissorder, or Y happened to him when he was a kid so its not really his fault you see!! :rolleyes:

rpwoodman

16-10-07, 03:23 PM

:confused:
The Autobahn was created in the late 1920's sometime, and again Hitler had nothing whatsoever to do with it. He did think they were a good idea though, and kept building them when he took power in 33.

Not wanting to start an argument here, and I can't claim to be well educated but:

http://www.hitler.org/artifacts/autobahn/

Photo of Hitler "begins the autobahn digging in 1933"

(I'm slightly nervous as to the domain, consider it a starting point for discussion, no more)

Brian

16-10-07, 03:56 PM

philipMac

16-10-07, 03:56 PM

why?? even though you would not like him would you not find him at least interesting?

any way if he was alive today, he would not be a bad person he would probably be someone who hada bad child hood, and have about 50 lables added to him to explain his behaviour. Everyone would be told its not his fault he has X dissorder, or Y happened to him when he was a kid so its not really his fault you see!! :rolleyes:

Ha ha. Nah. I dont think so. I dont think I would find him remotely interesting.
The scenario, the things that went on in Germany that lead to the Third Reich are interesting, but him himself, just not really interested.

I mean, better minds than me are obsessed with him. I was staying with in one of your Former PMs a couple of years ago, (Callaghan) and he was reading a Hitler Biography... so, I mean, yeah I suppose there is a fascination there.
Not really with me though.

Not wanting to start an argument here, and I can't claim to be well educated but:

http://www.hitler.org/artifacts/autobahn/

Photo of Hitler "begins the autobahn digging in 1933"

(I'm slightly nervous as to the domain, consider it a starting point for discussion, no more)

That might be a pic of him beginning an Autobahn, but Autobahns precede him, both the concept and the name. He liked them though. He thought they were great.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Autobahns

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 04:24 PM

You know I am 100% with Phil on the Hitler issue,(but you guessed that right?)

Take away his name and still invite him to the party. What you are faced with is someone that came up with NO ideas of his own, he did not have the ability to do that. He simply took hold of rather questionable thinking largely due to,(as mentioned by others) his own short comings and how he felt life was sh*tting on him. The original thinking was brought out in publice many years earlier by others.

You would have sat opposite you at the table someone who would spout such rabid nonsense that anyone with a hint of intelligence and morality about them,would soon be offended by his presence.

His disaffection began to find an open ear from a German people suffering economic difficulty largely caused by sanctions imposed upon their country following WW1. This as we know began to manifest itself to the greater extent against the Jewish people of europe,but let us not forget the persecution of many other groups along the way.

Not even his own thinking,(Goebbels was acreduted with the phrasing.) but Hitler was famed for using the following and this largely was the foundation of his entire propaganda campaign that brainwashed a generation of German people:

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

Ladies and gents I rest my case.

keithd

16-10-07, 04:29 PM

i'm changing my selection of hilter and replacing it with chas.

from chas and dave.

sarah

16-10-07, 04:32 PM

i'm changing my selection of hilter and replacing it with chas.

from chas and dave.

Why?

keithd

16-10-07, 04:34 PM

cos predrosa has convinced me hitler was a puppet

rpwoodman

16-10-07, 04:36 PM

cos predrosa has convinced me hitler was a puppet

What's wrong with Dave?
And are you taking Sooty off your list as well then?

Brian

16-10-07, 04:36 PM

Hitler was famed for using the following and this largely was the foundation of his entire propaganda campaign that brainwashed a generation of German people:

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

But don't all politicians use the very same mantra to this day? ;)

Anyway this thread is getting slightly de-railed into a pro/anti Nazi discussion.
No-one has said they admire or agree with Hitlers or the Nazi parties doctrines etc.
All they/I have said is they'd have him around for dinner and a bit of a chat.

Viney

16-10-07, 04:58 PM

1. William Hague - A great public speaker
2. Jeremy Clarkson - Funny, sarky and un PC
3. Jamie Oliver - Not a foodie, but i think hes good at what he does
4. Kenny Everett - Just because he was one of the most ground breaking comedians in history.
5. John Candy - A great comic talent
6. Aryton Senna - A legend
7. Cat Deeley - My No1 crush
8. Hollie Marie Coombs - My No2 Crush but dont tll her that.

Hard to pick 8 really

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 05:26 PM

cos predrosa has convinced me hitler was a puppet

Classic comment by Keith.;):)

Pedrosa

16-10-07, 05:28 PM

cos predrosa has convinced me hitler was a puppet

Classic comment by Keith.;):)

Paws

16-10-07, 05:35 PM

1) angelina jolie
2) vin diesal
3) my mate kelly
4) my mate ady
5) tsm
6) runt
7) my dads dad-he passed away when i younger
8) My female tattooist

Paws

16-10-07, 05:35 PM

*Doh double post*

Jester666

16-10-07, 08:07 PM

1. Billy Connelly (Fun)
2. My best mate Chris.
3. Daley Thompson (Sporting excellence)
4. Albert Einstein (The brain)
5. Halle Berry ;) (Eye Candy)
6. Amy Lee (Evanescence) (After dinner vocals)
7. Mohammed Ali (Amazing man)
8. God (If he/she/it is real!)

MR UKI (1)

16-10-07, 09:57 PM

1) Ayrton Senna (Legend)

2) Mark & Lard (1 Guest, their afternoon show got me through the monotony of college)

3) Bob Dylan

4) George Bush (Is he really as thick in real life as on TV, plus i want to see how much 1 of them leather jackets he gives away would make on eBay)

5) Michael Palin

6) Noriyuki Haga (:smt033)

7) Noel & Liam Gallagher (1 Guest)

8) Jack Charlton

Girth

16-10-07, 10:36 PM

Just one would do it for me - Farooq Bulsara.

gettin2dizzy

17-10-07, 08:58 AM

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

British Labour Party 2007

:smt016