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Razor
17-10-07, 02:53 PM
Today's article on obesity (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7047244.stm) tells us people are not to blame for their own lardy back sides and love handles.

I agree, these people should be applauded, because they will save us and the planet!

Source (http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1559489.ece)

"A Norwegian businessman is looking to earn money on the fat of the land, and create fuel in the USA.
Lauri Venøy wants to use the product created from liposuction to develop bio-diesel.
Bio-diesel can be produced from plant oils and/or animal fat, and the Norwegian sees the scheme as a renewable energy source."

So eat up fatty I wanna ride to Cornwall next summer!

Pedrosa
17-10-07, 02:55 PM
So they gonna have tubbers on the forecourts instead of pumps then?:D

Razor
17-10-07, 02:57 PM
No, we'll have to process the tubbies before we can burn their lardy excess.

Pedrosa
17-10-07, 03:11 PM
So they are still going to cost us money! Pah damned tubbers!:p

tricky
17-10-07, 03:18 PM
How can obesity not be the fault of the individual, I walked passed a McDonalds the other day and no-one tried to force a Big Mac down my throat.

And where did they find the 250 experts ? and how much did they get paid ?

Quite like the idea of salad dodger diesel though :D

Pedrosa
17-10-07, 03:32 PM
Tricky..You need to pop in here mate......

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=98641;)

Razor
17-10-07, 03:42 PM
Quite like the idea of salad dodger diesel though :D

I think a good brand name would be Soylent Green.

Pedro68
17-10-07, 04:03 PM
Does this mean we will start to see "self-propelled" vehicles?

Runs on a mixture of bio-diesel with a back up unit that gives them an extra few miles on the butane/methane* produced out of their LARDY AR$ES!

*I ain't no chemist ... so sue me! :-P