A thoroughly odd bedtime story...be warned

[dizzyblonde]

Im indoors found this on the Raptor Chaptor so a little risky, but I decided to share this rather oddly brilliant thread..........sit comfortably, cause you may not after this....kleenex required to wipe away the tears of laughter enjoy...

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618&p

[Wideboy]

Picolax turned my bum from it's usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news

into:
a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the "wormhole"

:smt082

[Stingo]

:D:D Tis indeed as funny as a funny bag full of funny things!! Saw it a couple of weeks ago...

[yorkie_chris]

Lmao!

[Welsh_Wizard]

just read it all.. 40mins it took me. Crying with laughter..

[Pedro68]

I think I read this in the Comedy section a few weeks back now ... whilst in work ... tears streaming down my face and trying desperately to muffle my laughter. SO FUNNY. The guys writing is pure comic genius ... respect ;-)

[Luckypants]

Oh God how funny is that? :smt044

[dizzyblonde]

glad I made some of you laugh....the guy who told the story should do stand up

[Mogs]

Thanks for sharing, one of the funniest reads I've had over a lunchtime since Scoobs Tazering. Brilliant.

[Filipe M.]

glad I made some of you laugh....the guy who told the story should do stand up

That's probably the only thing he could for a while after that story anyway... ;)

[Xan173]

Funniest thing I've read in a long time, almost in tears. Thanks for sharing.

[leemole]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/111056/Don_t_Shave_Your_Bunghole_

try this one also bum related

[Mike2165]

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