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Today I was having a conversation with the little woman about motorbikes.
I mentioned to her about a safety belt that could be used ,to fasten a young pillion to the rider to stop them flying off the bike under hard acceleration."not sure of that " she said."If you fall off,you"ll take them with you".
Doohhhhh.Like the're going to slide forward and ride off into the sunset on the're own.
WOMEN.!!!!!!!!!:makelurve:
Luckypants
30-10-07, 10:33 PM
When is she going to discover the truth about you?
When is she going to discover the truth about you?
Soon... Please let it be soon... poor woman.
Tiger 55
31-10-07, 07:49 AM
poor woman.
poor little woman...
Today I was having a conversation with the little woman about motorbikes.
I mentioned to her about a safety belt that could be used ,to fasten a young pillion to the rider to stop them flying off the bike under hard acceleration."not sure of that " she said."If you fall off,you"ll take them with you".
Doohhhhh.Like the're going to slide forward and ride off into the sunset on the're own.
WOMEN.!!!!!!!!!:makelurve:
:puker::puker:
Spanner Man
31-10-07, 08:20 AM
I've always admired folks who like living dangerously......GID YOU FOOL!
Haven't you heard the phrase; The female of the species is more deadly than the male?:grin:
Cheers.
Warthog
31-10-07, 10:24 AM
hahaha that is pretty funny though *snigger*
jumjum_0214
31-10-07, 11:39 AM
The other day my lovely girlfriend and I saw a brand new R1 with R & G crash bungs fitted.
She turned to me and trying to sound interested she said "oh look hes got knee rests on his bike"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After i picked myself off the floor i explained what they were........thinking they were a great idea she bought me some for my birthday....Result.
Bless em.
gettin2dizzy
31-10-07, 11:54 AM
I actually rest my knees on them too :)
My favourite ever though:
"was middle earth before or after the dinosaurs?"
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 12:07 PM
men are cruel to us little woman - phil made me believe that the colour of the paint in our bedroom is why it is so echoey!
I have also asked why there aren't seat belts for pillions??? ( i dont see why thats such a silly question)
Filipe M.
31-10-07, 12:16 PM
men are cruel to us little woman - phil made me believe that the colour of the paint in our bedroom is why it is so echoey!
:thumbsup:
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 12:17 PM
:thumbsup:
its not true, is it?
A bike is usually quite a heavy weight and is quite slidy when going down the road, whereas a person will usually come to a halt earlier. When I had my last road crash I got by boot caught on my footpeg and I could feel that I was being dragged alobg the road by it, which isn't a nice experience. Also, being strapped to a large piece of metal that's being twisted and ripped sounds like a recipe for disaster to me...
its not true, is it?
Right, that's it. I'm going to find a very tall building to throw myself off of. I can't bear to live in this world any longer.
:lol:
Edit: Uh.. Bear?... wrong thread or something? :lol:
Filipe M.
31-10-07, 12:19 PM
its not true, is it?
Oh Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll! 8-[
Mrs J doesn't believe anything I tell her any more because:
1. Shortly after we were married I told her that helicopters had ejector seats that fired downwards.
2. Soon after that, on a visit to Disneyland Paris, I told her that the French for Mickey Mouse was "Mickey Poulet"..... and yes, she did go and ask for a t-shirt...8-[
Now my kids have caught on to the fact that 99% of the time I'm not being serious. Not a problem except for the 1% of the time that I am.
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 12:22 PM
Right, that's it. I'm going to find a very tall building to throw myself off of. I can't bear to live in this world any longer.
:lol:
Edit: Uh.. Bear?... wrong thread or something? :lol:
sorry
Filipe M.
31-10-07, 12:24 PM
Mrs J doesn't believe anything I tell her any more because:
1. Shortly after we were married I told her that helicopters had ejector seats that fired downwards.
2. Soon after that, on a visit to Disneyland Paris, I told her that the French for Mickey Mouse was "Mickey Poulet"..... and yes, she did go and ask for a t-shirt...8-[
Now my kids have caught on to the fact that 99% of the time I'm not being serious. Not a problem except for the 1% of the time that I am.
Jokes thread material! :lol:
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 12:26 PM
ask phil about the 6ft badger!!
sorry
Save it for my grieving family, whom I shall be leaving behind... Actually, I can't bear them living in this world either. I'll have to take them with me... *twitch*
:smt045
;)
Filipe M.
31-10-07, 12:41 PM
Save it for my grieving family, whom I shall be leaving behind... Actually, I can't bear them living in this world either. I'll have to take them with me... *twitch*
:smt045
;)
Ping, stop listening to those voices. Come on, repeat after me, "go away now, leave me alone!". It works better if you bang your forehead while you do it.
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 01:11 PM
psycho's
Right, that's it. I'm going to find a very tall building to throw myself off of. I can't bear to live in this world any longer.
:lol:
Edit: Uh.. Bear?... wrong thread or something? :lol:
Nope, just answering the question about pillion seatbelts.
I do love her,but she says things that make me want to wee.
Example"I've not had a McDonalds since I last had one."oh really
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 06:42 PM
she sounds delightful!
the white rabbit
31-10-07, 06:52 PM
Mrs J doesn't believe anything I tell her any more
since she realised you were talking centimetres and not inches. :p
the white rabbit
31-10-07, 06:53 PM
I do love her,but she says things that make me want to wee.
Example"I've not had a McDonalds since I last had one."oh really
Is she from Weston?
Mike2165
31-10-07, 06:54 PM
men are cruel to us little woman - phil made me believe that the colour of the paint in our bedroom is why it is so echoey!
Brilliant:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044
Is she from Weston?
Her dad is from Weston,her mum shock horror is German
Explains alot:roll:
Save it for my grieving family, whom I shall be leaving behind... Actually, I can't bear them living in this world either. I'll have to take them with me... *twitch*
:smt045
;)
Wait for me, Ping, I'm coming with you!
Wait for me, Ping, I'm coming with you!
and me.
the white rabbit
31-10-07, 07:09 PM
Her dad is from Weston,her mum shock horror is German
Explains alot:roll:
A bit simple and yet highly organised?
A bit simple and yet highly organised?
You know her??????
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 07:16 PM
Brilliant:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044
its mean
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 07:18 PM
and me.
there will be noone left on the forum at this rate
Filipe M.
31-10-07, 07:23 PM
Ping, wait for me too, the computer should be coughing up the results any minute now!
redbouy
31-10-07, 07:28 PM
Did you get him to repaint it cause it was to loud.
*hides*
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 07:30 PM
Did you get him to repaint it cause it was to loud.
*hides*
haha :( no i didn't, im not that stooopid! i did ealise he was joking when i realised he was crying with laughter
Does the echo in the bedroom disappear if you stand with your knees together :rolleyes:
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 09:52 PM
Does the echo in the bedroom disappear if you stand with your knees together :rolleyes:
cheeky git
Does the echo in the bedroom disappear if you stand with your knees together :rolleyes:
award for post of the year:thumbsup:
Kate Moss
31-10-07, 09:58 PM
Does the echo in the bedroom disappear if you stand with your knees together :rolleyes:
you wait till my phil gets home, he'l 'av you for that!!!!:smt075
phil24_7
01-11-07, 05:05 AM
Alex, am I gonna have to hurt you dear boy?!?
phil24_7
01-11-07, 05:13 AM
On the story iof the six foot badger, well what can I say.
My mate was out in the car with his girlfriend and his mate when they saw a badger at the side of the road. Usual wowan thing of "aww, I've never seen a badger before" to which he replied "that's only a baby" (it was a fully grown adult), "really?" he replies " "yeah, they can grow up to six foot ya know" Well she believed him and asked him questions about these 6" bagers. This went on for a few minutes before they couldn't take it anymore and started rolling around the car in fits of laughter.
Saw him that evening and he told me all about it so we thought we'd try it out on dear Kate (Mrs24_7) to see if she would fall for it and she fell for it hook, line and sinker! It was only the riotous laughter after a minute of so that made her realise we were taking the p1ss!
I love having a gullible girlfriend, it makes like so much fun!!! :-D
Kate Moss
01-11-07, 09:19 AM
On the story iof the six foot badger, well what can I say.
My mate was out in the car with his girlfriend and his mate when they saw a badger at the side of the road. Usual wowan thing of "aww, I've never seen a badger before" to which he replied "that's only a baby" (it was a fully grown adult), "really?" he replies " "yeah, they can grow up to six foot ya know" Well she believed him and asked him questions about these 6" bagers. This went on for a few minutes before they couldn't take it anymore and started rolling around the car in fits of laughter.
Saw him that evening and he told me all about it so we thought we'd try it out on dear Kate (Mrs24_7) to see if she would fall for it and she fell for it hook, line and sinker! It was only the riotous laughter after a minute of so that made her realise we were taking the p1ss!
I love having a gullible girlfriend, it makes like so much fun!!! :-D
im not gullable, i just believe what you say!
Flamin_Squirrel
01-11-07, 12:41 PM
My mate was out in the car with his girlfriend and his mate when they saw a badger at the side of the road. Usual wowan thing of "aww, I've never seen a badger before" to which he replied "that's only a baby" (it was a fully grown adult), "really?" he replies " "yeah, they can grow up to six foot ya know" Well she believed him and asked him questions about these 6" bagers.
A 6 inch badger sounds like a baby to me ;)
gettin2dizzy
01-11-07, 12:49 PM
Isn't a group of badgers called a gullable?
Isn't a group of badgers called a gullable?
No! :rolleyes:
It's a bodger of badgers.
And in winter when the ground is too hard to dig for earthworms, they raid bins for mash potato.
Pedrosa
01-11-07, 01:00 PM
No! :rolleyes:
It's a bodger of badgers.
And in winter when the ground is too hard to dig for earthworms, they raid bins for mash potato.
No it isn't.
A group of badgers is called a cete.(Maybe derived from set) But you were only folling there right?:rolleyes:
No it isn't.
A group of badgers is called a cete.(Maybe derived from set) But you were only folling there right?:rolleyes:
You haven't watched the 90's kids program Bodger and Badger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodger_and_Badger) then.
Yes, a group of badgers is a cete, clan or colony.
Amanda M
01-11-07, 01:36 PM
On the story iof the six foot badger, well what can I say.
My mate was out in the car with his girlfriend and his mate when they saw a badger at the side of the road. Usual wowan thing of "aww, I've never seen a badger before" to which he replied "that's only a baby" (it was a fully grown adult), "really?" he replies " "yeah, they can grow up to six foot ya know" Well she believed him and asked him questions about these 6" bagers. This went on for a few minutes before they couldn't take it anymore and started rolling around the car in fits of laughter.
Saw him that evening and he told me all about it so we thought we'd try it out on dear Kate (Mrs24_7) to see if she would fall for it and she fell for it hook, line and sinker! It was only the riotous laughter after a minute of so that made her realise we were taking the p1ss!
I love having a gullible girlfriend, it makes like so much fun!!! :-D
:smt044 That's brilliant!
Kate Moss
01-11-07, 01:48 PM
:smt044 That's brilliant!
yeah - pure genius!!! preying on my trusting nature!!
phil24_7
01-11-07, 03:11 PM
A 6 inch badger sounds like a baby to me ;)
Oops sorry Squirrel. 6', is that better???
:smt044 That's brilliant!
I know!
It provided hours of enjoyment and still makes me giggle when I think about it. :-D
Kate Moss
01-11-07, 03:13 PM
hello mr24_7, nice to see the forum gets a message before i do!! tutut
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